It's being reported that when Trump went to Walter Reed this week doctors performed a colonoscopy and found Lindsey Graham.

"But no matter how often Trump posts the same whiny bilge, no matter how often he claims he is making the best deal ever, and no matter how deeply he spirals into his own narcissistic orange skull, he can’t change the facts on the ground." — @nberlat.bsky.social

Biden is to MAGAts what Marsha Brady was to Jan.

Is he “Happy” to see him?

On May 18, 1980, Richard Lasher got up early to get some photos at Spirit Lake. Instead, he was forced to stop because of the massive, explosive Mount St. Helens eruption and captured this photo with his own red Ford Pinto on the road. 🧪⚒️ #OTD www.hemmings.com/stories/mt-s...

I just realized I have gone the entire day with my shirt on inside-out and it made me reflect on how important cultivating low expectations is to living a happy life

Anybody?

This is absolutely fantastic.

He wants to be a king, dictator, ruler of the lands so badly. He doesn’t have to balls, brains, and focus to do it because he’s a weak old mentally unstable fat orange PoS.

Donald Trump has made a life out of being a cruel bully, he’s made a life out of punching down. But put Trump in the presence of a dictator, of a strongman, and he becomes a gushing fan boy, he gets down on his knees and melts in adoration when he’s with Xi, or Putin, or Orban, or Kim Jong Un.

We could have just not done any of this.

He's going to ask to meet General Tso, isn't he?

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Northampton State Hospital in MA faced a giant lawsuit when it released a guy who killed a little boy. But they had to do it, because it was 1974 and Reagan was president

The anonymous artists responsible for satirical art installations aimed at the Trump administration struck again this week with a pop-up video game titled “Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell.”

Absolutely. Weak move by FedEx. The gerrymandering epidemic needs to stop. Term limits need to happen. Social media has thrown the chaos in all faces and realization that it really is all crooked, racist, and money grubbing is easy to know. It’s a shit show.

I pray he gets abducted

Look I'm no political strategist but it seems to me that when the President's chief financial advisor is going around gleefully talking about how great it is that everyone's spending more on things and that credit card spending is up, that would be useful for opposition political messaging...

In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the breaded tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And is Rudy getting enough Ivermectin?

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💥Border guards of RUBpAK "STRIX" destroyed the Russian reconnaissance UAV "Merlin" in the Kharkiv region. The estimated cost of such an UAV is about $300,000.

Satsuma Lyme disease hateful joint pain.

This was part of the content that CBS edited out of Trump's recent interview with '60 Minutes':

Is the president going to stop going to MMA fights since they can’t be held in the ballroom? Is he unsafe at the fights? Is he going to demand an arena be built at the WH now? Or…. Is this just about using this bad thing to justify another stupid thing?

Yip

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Of course! 🤡 bsky.app/profile/midd...

This is absolutely bonkers! #SheShed www.nytimes.com/2026/04/26/w...

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/26/w... Absolutely nothing can be allowed to get in the way of profit - NOTHING!

Whether it’s Donald Trump extorting $10 billion from the United States treasury or Joe Biden getting a free cone from a Delaware ice cream shop, both presidents used the office for inappropriate financial gain.

Visibly Intoxicated Patel Spotted Serving Cease-and-Desist Order to Eastern Seaboard

Unreal

I play a drinking game where every time Elon Musk confidently announces that his cars will soon drive by themselves I do a shot. I have been continuously drunk since 2013 and am also drunk right now.

Me too! 😂😂😂

Seemingly every week of this year has brought an embarrassing or worrisome story about how Patel seems focused on all the wrong things at the FBI: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-nation...

New in PN: Kash's kayfabe lawsuit "Patel seems to think he dropped a world of hurt on The Atlantic when all he really did was show that both he and his attorneys seem to have been struggling with hangovers during their first year of law school."

There are lot of Democrats in this country that can learn a thing or two from Democrats in Virginia tonight. Looking at you, Chuck Schumer.

It’s been a few months since I wrote about how bad Kash Patel was at being FBI director, so let’s check in over at the FBI, shall we? Wait ... what's that now? www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-nation...

Looks like the prosecutors couldn’t make it stand up in court

Amazing thread. Yes, of course Trump and Hegseth screw up everything they try to do, they are both absolutely mental and surrounded by a bunch of weak ass sycophant weirdos. It’s insane that we are in this situation right now. Trump is nothing by evil, moronic chaos and should be in prison.

I think we truly don’t appreciate how much the internet has influenced and given rise to the idea that *everything* is debatable and the ultimate arbiter of truth is determined by who is willing to talk the longest.

I think it’s good and appropriate that the media harangued Obama about “like your doctor keep your doctor,” a mostly true statement, while they give Trump a total pass on “I ended 8 wars.”

“Abuse of Women” is the common thread shared by MAGA and that Motherless website: bsky.app/profile/drea...

Look I’m happy to say it’s a victory for Trump if the US would just get the hell out.

Chat, I have a very important question: In the comfort of your own home, surrounded by family and your intimate partner, where is it acceptable to fart? Do you just let it loose, go to another room, or a specific space such as the bathroom? Please discuss

Verily I say unto thee, lay thine eyes upon the field in which my fucks are grown. Behold that it is barren.

Can somebody kick this douche bag in the little sack of nuts he walks around with?