RFK Jr. Spotted Molting in Reflecting Pool Swamp

New Iran Deal Allows Tankers to Round Up Toll Fees to Support Local Warlords

Trump's Newest New Iran Deal

SpaceX IPO Earns Musk Earns Title of Poorest Excuse for a Human Being

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FIFA Shocked to Learn International Fans Unwilling to Spend $4,000 to Be Harassed for Their Papers

"60 SECONDS" - Hegseth Talks Competence

RFK Jr. Defends Snacking on Buckets of Screwworms During CDC Briefing

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Wars

Trump Moves NBA Finals to White House Court So He Doesn’t Have to Leave Couch

Trump Mental Health Concerns Grow After Displaying Penis Size Comparison Chart of Perceived Enemies in Presser

Melania Denies Everything

New Director of National Intelligence Plans to Issue Subprime Mortgages to All of America’s Enemies

GOP Unveils New Beige Flag To Combat Growing Fear of Color Spectrum

I'm sure we could turn staff. NOBODY is permanently invinsible - although the top 10% lead lives unconnected to rules or laws. Paying piddly fines to do exactly whatever they want. Sadly when you can buy anything, the purchases start getting ever more extreme. #Guillotines

Peter Thiel Unveils New Argentine Volcano Fortress Designed to Withstand Market Crashes, Solar Flares, and Democracy

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Health Concerns

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Freedom 250 Concert Now Just Vanilla Ice Rapping About the Constitution to a Ferris Wheel

"60 SECONDS" - Fetterman's Loyalty (SATIRE)

Administration Ceases Iran Ceasefire While Negotiating Non-Negotiable Negotiation Terms

Users Report Trump Phone Remains in Sleep Mode For 22 Hours a Day

Trump Awards Himself Presidential Purple Hand Medal For Injuries Sustained During Meet and Greets

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Iran Deal (SATIRE)

Zuckerberg Promises Remaining Biological Workers They Will Be Spared in Current Harvest Cycle

Colbert’s Late Show to be Filled by Calm Voice Repeating ‘Everything Is Fine’ Until Sunrise

Is Trump a narcissist?

"60 SECONDS" - Brendan Carr Discusses FCC Censorship(SATIRE)

Trump Releases “True Patriot” Commemorative Coin Featuring Jan. 6th Rioter Defecating on American Flag

"60 SECONDS" - JD Vance Talks About His New Look

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Global Leaders Concerned as Trump Spends Entirety of Trade Summit Trying to Sell Xi Limited Edition High-Tops

Reflecting Pool Converted Into Trump-Branded Pickleball Complex

Exhausted Public Collectively Agrees It Doesn’t Have Time to Give a Shit About Hantavirus

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REPORT: Kash Patel Wanted FBI Tactical Gear to Include Beer Helmets

Republicans Demand Immediate Investigation Into Suspicious Surge of People Voting Against Them

NBA Announces Knicks Games Will Now Carry Graphic Content Warnings

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👀 👁️👁️ Who did that!?

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Ballroom Interview

Latest White House Distraction Backfires When Declassified Alien Visitors Start Asking About Epstein Files

Rubio Discovered Wearing Habit Trying to Disappear into Vatican