❝𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐄!!!❞ Shadow minister come out in support of shadow minister!

I just want to thank all the men defending Platner for pointing out who we shouldn’t leave our drinks alone with. We see you. You’re not special. Every woman has encountered you. We appreciate the heads up.

VOMIT 🤢

There is an exemption to the criminal code for testing the 000 line - section 474.30 - but it is specific and clear that it’s for: Emergency services or NRS staff ONLY. Certainly not for politicians or other citizens. If ppl get locked up for this, so should Sarah Henderson.

I never get cool phone calls Got 2 yesterday My Awesome Stepmum and a old friend i have not seen in many years inviting me to Newcastle in December to see a Show And i just said yesterday to my stepmum that nobody calls me

Nearly burnt my muffins watching the Sarah Henderson FUCK UP Vextious Behaviour is a crime

#SarahHenderson asked if she directed any of her staff to call 000, squints dislikes question, says “No I didn’t.” but reacts when asked if any staff called 000. BL cluster, stutters, suddenly becomes defensive , rapid blinks ALL signs of DECEPTION. Nice bit of deflecting qu re reflecting on staff.

Sarah Henderson was vexatious as she was trying to make this a political event that has backfired. Spectacularly #auspol

It’s time for equality before the law. Sarah Henderson admitted to making ‘test’ calls to 000—a clear breach of Section 474.18 of the Criminal Code. Emergency lines aren't for testing; they are for lives. If citizens face jail for this, so should she. #auspol

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This may well backfire on the complainants because it will force the RC to focus on the definition of antisemitism. It may also resurrect the issue of the relentless campaign by Lawyers For Israel to @news.abc.net.au to sack @antoinettelattouf.bsky.social www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...

Ffs

Breaking News::: Hospital staff releases a new "preservation of life" plan for Mitch McConnell #Rip...NOT I cant help but notice this looks like a giant ball sack, fitting

Under my authority, I have directed the Secretary of War, Nicki Minaj, to bomb the shit out of the Islamic Republic of Japan. — Senile Shitler

How strong is that fan?!?

What a full on day MY BRAIN 🧠 FUCK ! WHOA

Imagine if Labor had #raisedtherate by $12k per year. #Auspol.

"Aussie boys are on a bender! Donald Trump is a sex offender!"

Calls for National Sick Day After Australians Forced To Imagine Albo Having Sex

“World champions of what?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 — Noah Lyles American track and field athlete I came across this video and I can’t stop laughing. He ain’t wrong though.

SQUUUEEEEEE Rohan has an appointment with Art Therapy this am Then a home appointment Yesterday Luna came back from the vets rotten tooth gone . YAY ! A productive busy week again

No, No, No. they are time traveling, eco-friendly, entrepreneurial pirates, trying to save us all from skynet.

Ouch! Would you like some Aloe Vera for that burn?🔥 😂😂🤣🤣

Autistic people process differently. That's autism. A processing difference. Numerous processing differences to be precise. - It's not rigidity - It's not defiance - It's not demand avoidance - It's not correcting others - It's not self-centeredness

watched a Belgian fan say "we have been making beer centuries longer than they have been a country" and ykw, fair play

Once again, it’s clear that trump isn’t as intelligent as he believes. He should be kept far away from any role involving decisions about anyone, even his dog—though it seems the dog was smart enough to leave on its own.

So when our grandparents overdose & die because they didn’t understand how many tablets to take because no interpreter or can’t call an ambulance when having a heart attack & die, will One Nation take responsibility for their deaths, I’m being serious. neoskosmos.com/en/2026/07/0...

Always liked Lukaku 😀😀😀. Top shithousery #worldcup

Christoher Nolan had the AUDACITY to cast the goddess Athena, born from the head of Zeus, with an actress born from a human vagina.

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Early morning press conference at the Whitehouse.

. Hey Americans!! If you’re still wondering why the world hates you, here’s an example of a reason We don’t hate YOU per se We hate your politicians .

Suck IT MAGA

Live shot of GOP leaders speaking to McConnell.

Everything Trump touches, dies.

ICYMI: Elon is mad Lupita Nyong’o, a beautiful Black woman, was cast as Helen of Troy in the Odyssey— even calling Christopher Nolan a “worm” He also says it’s “true” that “racism is a propaganda operation” This is who we’re letting poison Memphis + drill a hole in Nashville?

“THEY CHOSE PROFIT OVER SAFETY… Beams bending like cigarettes…” Construction worker says a 42nd St building is on the verge of collapse in NYC after owners cut corners to not hire UNION💪🏽 ironworkers for a 16-floor renovation. Greed kills. (🎥 from freedom news tv @scootercaster.com )

Well let @mikenellis.bsky.social handle this one

SOUNDS FISHY

And it was PERFECT.

Heh

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

🫣 We get it!