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@cbs8.com.web.brid.gy You know what studies have repeatedly shown? That income/wealth correlates highly with longevity. That might have been worth mentioning in your segment. But I guess that would require a journalism and that's too expensive.

@sandiegouniontribune.com "Some lawmakers have argued against what they say is an aggressive approach to immigration enforcement." That's trash reporting. It's absolute garbage. That's so far from journalism you should stop calling yourself a newspaper. You should be embarrassed.

Huh. I guess someone should have told United how precarious their situation was when they were doing stock buybacks.

You and me both, buddy.

x = (set of bad things) y = (set of different bad things) N contains set x I contains set x union set y N has less bad things than I. "how can you support N?" Who said anything about supporting N?

Let us all remember how brave the new DHS head was during the Jan 6 "peaceful protests".

Do other people worry that their neighbors hear them high with the munchies in the kitchen saying "Oh fuck yeah! MMmmm"

Everyone else feels like every day is introduced this way now, right?

This experiment tells us so much about why so many people are unhappy in society right now. Did we learn any lessons? No, pretty much everyone just laughed at the monkey having a fit and moved on.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

This man created his own 3rd shift at Little Caesars but they say people aren't willing to work hard anymore.

The BBC should tell him to launch the probe right up his own ass. (yes, childish but these clowns are so tiresome)

@nickofferman.bsky.social If you're not familiar with @sarahtaber.bsky.social then you should check out her feed and also her youtube channel @FarmToTaber. She's a small farmer who has deep experience in agriculture and knows a lot about the economics of small farms and the US food supply.

This was a word AND he cussed 😂

Because you're the one who claims to be in charge, you barely sentient bag of fermented anal gland expressings.

Jeff Bezos made goods cheaper & quickly accessible by skirting regulations and abusing workers. Yes, please tell me more about how I can help slow down this sort of "innovation". This guy is a boot licking idiot.

They're making a giant deal out of "fight me bro" in Texas? In TEXAS? I grew up in Louisiana and Texas boys were always full of bravado and swagger but now they're a bunch of whiny crybabies. How embarrassing for the State of Texas and for Joe Rogan.

I'm wondering how Fox is going to spin Joe Biden climbing onto that ship and pushing yet another plane into the water.

I'm sorry @thedailyshow.com, big orange man-baby did a dumb again today isn't funny anymore.

I understand antenna design is as much art as science but maybe I was mistaken about which art was involved.