having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present. 90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass

right as I lost my job, no less

In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home

Fuck normal PC cases, I want the eyesore gem case.

riding the autism bicycle

Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh

best part of leaked emails is seeing how rich people write in private

Absentmindedly walked up to the toilet door at the bar and said “toilet?” as I checked if the toilet door was locked. I turned around and a guy was just staring at me

from 2003

I love that this actually works. *Oh yeah, is your list actually UNordered? Prove it.*

Threw up for the first time in a decade yesterday

Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs. Our new ad just aired during Survivor.

Le Creuset is Cheugy 👎

discovering insane edits recently

fuck vercel!

after going through disks 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, & 13, it reboots and asks for disks 1, 2, 7, 12, 13, 8, 9, 8, 9, 8, 9, 8, & 9. in that order.

why is windows 95 so *donk* STOP! when it asks for the next disk? this is literally what's expected, man! stop worrying me with your dialog box that looks like an error message

I am enjoying The Pitt

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this joke broke containment and now i have a bunch of right-wingers gleefully informing me they've already called my boss and celebrating my firing weirdly enough i haven’t gotten a single phone call!

Dziś w Krytyce Politycznej znajdziecie parę zdań ode mnie o tym, że na ograniczaniu świadczenia 800+ ukraińskim dzieciom w Polsce nie korzysta nikt poza Rosją. Zapraszam cieplutko. krytykapolityczna.pl...

REPOST if you SUPPORT everything that TRANSGENDER WOMEN do to uphold the RULE OF LAW!!!!!!!!

sent this inscrutible tiktok to the group chat and its given us all psychosis

I was doing something super heroic and cool before I got in a car accident, please do not look into this any further

My game "Replicube": Code, Logic, and Math never looked so TASTY🍉 25% off on Steam right now to celebrate back to school! s.team/a/3401490

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

the power fantasies men dream up sicken me

getting really tired of having need of this meme

rise and shine!!!

We’ve entered this phase of the blog post.

this rightwing mindset i think is what made elon musk to make the cybertruck completely bullet proof as if the average person is driving through war zones, because conservatives like this think they actually are

Democrats and centrist media keep laundering this panic into ‘reasonable concerns’ but the anti-trans movement is overwhelmingly comprised of bigoted loser freaks. We’re missing a huge opportunity to make this a winning issue by pointing that out.

No you read this and then spent the next 5 mins mucking around with a shit bit of Javascript to test the idea out

you should think about how your proposal would impact those with certain types of neurodivergence, such as the need for speed

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vaxxed???

We need to make sue Bill Maher hears this line because it would definitely make him laugh so hard he had a stroke

Right-wing columnist Charles Gasparino complains that Zohran Mamdani wants to hand out "free bees"

Getting wild with @arnettjonathan.bsky.social and @infinitokens.com

Sikorski publicznie oburzył się na rasistowskie ekscesy w Zamościu, a dwie godziny później Mentzen zapowiedział udział Sikorskiego w swoim piwnym evencie. Ulało mi się parę zdań na szybko, zapraszam zvbr.substack.com/p/...

fire the person covering up for pedophiles by direction of a pedophile president to then replace her with a pedophile! great idea

buy some violent apparel or some cute shit