This entire weekend

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

My kind of Christmas stocking

Why’d they call it Death by Lightning when Garfield and Friends was right there

Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >

It’s the two-year anniversary of Henry Kissinger's death. Take it away, Mr Bourdain:

“And they are Republicans. I can’t conceive of them once again lying to my face as they have done in the past over and over…”

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

Chuck Schumer has not met this moment and Senate Democrats would be wise to move on from his leadership.

in an abstract way it's funny how democrats held firm when SNAP was cut off but folded .5 milliseconds after one senator had their flight delayed

There was a time when 90% of Americans would have understood how deranged in every conceivable way a post like this is I mean if you showed this to any American in 2001 they wouldn't even understand what they were looking at or what sort of deranged creature could possibly speak like this in public

We have a POTUS that is going to court to fight for his right to starve children. Let that sink in.

Fuck yeah, NYC!!

*taps sign*

shout out chicago.

I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.

Hey @diabolikdvd.bsky.social are y'all getting the Once Upon a Time in America 4K?

It’s official, Canada has to keep Drake.

Yoshinobu Yamamoto is the first pitcher in MLB history to win 3 games ON THE ROAD in a single World Series.

This World Series is the hottest club in New York. It has *everything*

Kiké Hernandez is obsessed with going flying. Guy can’t get enough of it

Ok but how does this game work time-wise when the daylight savings hit?

Same

Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.

Rufus Wainwright sings O Canada in English and French at World Series — and changes lyrics to “only *us* command.” That’s some #Montréal spirit, là! www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYA4...

Just had to yell at the husband to shut up as I needed to witness one of my baseball BFs hit one out of the park #Baseball #Dodgers

Freddie Freeman’s new nickname should be something like “Mr. Sandman” because thanks to him we can finally go to sleep

America’s pastbedtime

Ohtani saying what everyone is saying … I just want to get to bed.

FREDDIEEEE 🥹 !!!

Me tomorrow …

Now on to the bottom of the 18th @ 11:47a (PT)/ 2:27a (ET)

It's time: www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Oh god getting out of that parking lot tonight (this morning?!) is going to be insane. #Dodgers

How many times did Ohtani reach base tonight??

I wonder if the Pope is watching this.

Jesus. 26 athletes stranded. This is basically the plot of "Alive."

They’re cooking over on /r/baseball right now

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

I feel like Joe Buck cursed us when he said that no post season game has gone to 20 innings before.

Is Sandy still there? He’s needed in the bullpen.

WOW! Protesters created a HUGE human sign on San Francisco’s Ocean Beach reading “No Kings YES on 50” to support California’s Prop 50 and stand up against Donald Trump’s fascist regime

All-time night for sitting on my couch watching baseball for 5 hours, I can tell you that much

america tonight