Lmao

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

decided to film this for some reason

the main problem with Society these days is that men don't paint watercolors of tragic shipwrecks anymore

oh you're fucking my ex? that's cool. i'm so deep in depression that i'm finding little creatures and jellyfish and dudes down there [backspace backspace backspace] oh you're the one my ex is fucking? i'm finding little bugs and creatures d [backspace backspace] if anyone sees th

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

Oh hey, this sounds familiar encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/t...

concrete barrier, welcome to the New People's Army

My suggestion would be to make him into 2 gay guys

breaking the coffee maker carafe at 2:30 in the morning and cleaning it up like a tweaker ninja in a headlamp while real fucked up just bodes well for morning coffee in so many ways

Another fun fact: If "Mr. Brightside" were a person, it would be old enough to go to a bar and drink and belt out "Mr. Brightside."

somebody out there survived the 9/11 terrorist attacks and then bumped into the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond in Central Park

The Kobayashi Maru Training Exercise for people with "In This House We Believe" signs in their yard.

idk if i need a nap or a firm slap to the face or what but damn

snow heavy

every border implies the violence of its maintenance

The kids in Quakertown are still in jail! These kids defended themselves when MAGA chud Police Chief Scott McElree rushed into a crowd of protesters in plainclothes and put a teenage girl in a choke hold with no warning. They've been in jail since Friday and may be kept until Tuesday. Speak up!

the snow is beginning to really snow

Something I’ve been working on

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

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"a CT scan of the whole system" is a bar

How China is reporting on the Epstein Files.

does Atlantic City Electric raising service charges being connected to a new data center being built in their coverage area make sense? I assume they're limited by law in how much they can hike electricity rates without infrastructure upgrades. regardless, that's some bullshit man

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

sorry shoulda used more lube, that's my bad, come cuddle

the computer should have never left this room. we have to go back

80s scifi: In the future you will be able to go to McDonalds-ExxonMobil and order a Porno Meal. And they'll probably give you the porno to you in the form of a damn pill... Modern day: Yes, that was all correct.

femboy bf rules because I get a whole new way to be excited at thrift stores "this denim skirt has real buttons all the way up and a full suite of jeans pockets!!"

man mxe was like the best drug ever and it basically only existed for most of a decade. and now it's schedule 1 in the US even though it could have better antidepressant effects than ketamine, be a longer lasting non-respiratory depressing anesthetic. someday in a better world, methoxetamine.

I'm so not a drug seeker that I was doing mental math before asking for more adderall from my primary and thinking of logistics for breaking pills for the right doses, but she just went ahead and hand wrote a paper prescription for next month at an increased dose and sent this month's to shoprite

I was thinking of similies and was like "all the bullet holes still left in Gettysburg are like physical scars, a reminder of pain endured to make something better on the other side" but my brain was like "well better than the confederacy I guess, a little, for now" so that one fell apart

THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

(practicing in mirror) I bet you think I'm the worst mother ever. Ahem. You must think I'm the worst mother ever. (pulling my hair out) Look what you're doing to me (my cat beats the bathroom door until it opens) Little freaker. Freak pervert. Small body pervert

I often think about the fact that if the FBI et al had not killed Fred Hampton, he would be 78 today. Younger than Jesse Jackson was. Must have felt strange to outlive many of your contemporaries by decades.

Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

You have $10 to spend on your next post. Choose wisely. "leftist" $50 "Newsom" $75 "purity test" $50,000 "tankies" $1,000,000 "The Blue Album by Weezer" $1 "We Had It Coming by Luke O'Neil" $1

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

kinda wild for the property owner to immediately cancel the sale and completely legitimize left wing terrorism, but hey what do I know and who am I to question good news! but damn talk about propaganda of the deed

i mean this genuinely: anyone who truly is willing to vote for whomever comes out of the dem primary *should not vote in the primary* leave the primary voting for people who will not vote for a specific candidate in the general! otherwise you are potentially tanking the chances of the dem party

I had a really fun night but I also had 2ish hours of waiting for an hour and a half or so of train rides getting home so I'm fuckin whooped

incredible bus stop name

Irish flag graph

Kudos to the elder millennial working at Epic Games who got American Football's midwest emo classic "Never Meant" put in Fortnite

i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.

I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping