im sure it’s a thoughtful well written essay, but to me hot allostatic load is the essay sex pests post after being called out and cite it as a reason you’re not allowed to be mad at them

Help!

Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

remembered the time I found the font from the final fantasy IX splash screens and went buck wild

i just saw my dinner with andre and it was fucking FANTASTIC

seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol

you ever see an ass so fat and beautiful you want to kill yourself

yeah I do! oh you mean tobacco...

tried asking my friends if they knew any girls who did snuff (the tobacco product) and everyone thought i was asking a radically different question

this is a bluesky special because we’re twitter mutuals

one time i messaged this Grindr girl after a period of not really talking and she said “hey, I’m really just prioritizing my relationships that get me [meth] right now” and tbh i think of her a lot i hope she’s okay

Stress of my day: my pictures are used in a YouTube video about scp drama and all the comments are about how everyone in the video is chopped

Marge

Face +scent

Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here). I hate this.

trying to hone in on the abbot's design

I like Stephen King’s short story “The Jaunt” a lot, but I think it ought to be classed as a novella really. It’s longer than you think.

Then what the fuck is the point of you

Real quick just want to remind everyone that Graham Linehan is a deranged bigot

i wish they’d let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. he’d just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys

seems pretty gay (homosexual) behavior to die by a throat bullet

if i was shot in the throat i would’ve been okay

He claims to be against gay rights but a man got him squirting.

"...who he didn't want to fuck. they're called autogynephiles, brendan. so whenever you hear one of the tall goth girls at lunch go 'oh she watches evangelion, that's so agp' you know that's short for autogynephile."

new goon legend has appeared

Yezera, from the fangame Pokemon Tectonic #pokemon #pokemonart

😤

bring back the Wicker Man Corn Flakes

the richest man in the world buying a presidential election, getting run out of the administration for being a weird diva, then pivoting to jerking it to anime cartoons full time is somehow more Roman than anything that ever happened in Rome

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I forgot there's not one but TWO movies based on the idea "cillian murphy makes a pretty girl"

well, called that www.kenklippenstein.com/p/read-elias...

If Will and Hannibal just touched tips it would have saved so many lives

Danny Devito would offer us a nice egg in this trying time but Trump took egg

the classic burger king chicken sandwich — the long boy — is underrated in the fast food chicken sandwich game

the long awaited sequel? happy 413 :) #homestuck

I'm the only one brave enough to talk about this?

we discovered a new kind of space. they said it couldn't be done, we'd fired too many scientists, but we did it. the guys at north central opened some doors and now there's a new kind of space and it's all ours. called todash space, can you believe it? wonderful word. toooow-daaaash. and the chimes!

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he's getting a second health bar, he's going to turn into a werewolf

i had this fag hag in college who loved the fact that i saw a pic of her twin and said he was hot but when i saw him irl his vibe was off and i was super not into it and i told her and she got SO MAD about it and refused to believe it and it irrevocably wrecked our friendship

CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod! ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha

i just messaged a girl on grindr how hot she was and replied with “thanks [my real name]” and dudes i almost shit myself

my favorite part was when [character voiced by doc hammer] and [corresponding character voiced by jackson publick] debated the existence of the yaoi hole

there was a beautiful stoner girl at the party who looked like a targaryen princess and i was like losing it i was ready to pledge undying fealty and knighthood right there like some courtly shit