these are two incredibly important laws for living

Hey this is that civility, cruelty thing Zohran Mamdani was talking about if anyone needed another point of reference.

grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text

they will be greeted as liberators

fwiw I think there is a point buried here that things weren't really "orchestrated" on those forums, it's just being framed in this weirdly personal way

day one in mamdani’s new york

we're skipping every year between and just calling the next one 2067

Not sure what's going on with this redditor

The best part is that either the OP was posting magnificent bait to be blocked by Kamiya or genuinely didn’t know.

"won't date conservatives" is actually a separate thing from "won't date people with different political views". me and my husband are actually fairly different but it works because neither of us are fascists

Bari Weiss and George Clooney have both pretended to be journalists. Clooney was applauded for it. Sold out shows on Broadway. Because of the double standard.

Here is to hoping 2026 is better then ‘25. I mean ‘26 is the year of the horse so it has that going for it. #ponyplay #yearofthehorse

I've waited 3 years to make this post

look, if any consumer device was going to do something like this it would be a ring doorbell

we're over a decade into the streaming era. if award contenders weren't profitable than studios wouldn't keep producing them

we tried to teach a chimpanzee the guidelines for what is and isn’t allowed on steam and he hung himself

this part of the new yorker millennial prenup article is fetish content

something I love to giggle to myself about is what how gen z would react to a Fleetwood Mac situation

I thought the joke in Haha, You Clowns was that the sons were all adults and still behaving this way but apparently they're supposed to be teenagers

oh my god im being told that after this there is ANOTHER year

just saw a reddit unpopular opinion that was hating on how gay people are obsessed with sex all the time (honestly, fair) that included r/boykisser as one that pissed him off. going to the boykisser subreddit and being angry that posters there are being annoying about kissing boys

probably worth $2,490 if we're being honest

In one of my most treasured memory card archeology finds, a kid named Brian received a PS2 and a copy of The Polar Express twenty years ago today and played it exactly once before never touching it again.

Have yourself a merry little Pusheen✨🎁💖

perhaps the greatest gift i've ever received

Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack

one difference is that blocking ppl on bluesky is like nuking them. on bluesky, people die when they are killed. you block someone and it's like their avatar is erased from existence. you will never see them on your feed ever again. in exchange for stricter moderation if you block someone they die

these videos are abdl lite. the first step on the way to giving yourself crib time

learning Rust from beautiful trans women in the 2020s

Any time I’m out with a group of people and they start to debate whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich or if Die Hard is a Christmas movie I change the subject to ICE raids and Jeffry Epstein to change the mood in the room

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

Santa's actions here mean thousands of workers have just been fired on Christmas Eve

my favorite thing in silent hill f is when someone claims that they care for you and will support you and then they run up ahead so you have to progress completely alone

THE GRINCH: and to all a good night!!! *five minutes later* CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: hey can we talk? thanks for bringing back the presents and cutting the roast beast but - did you talk to my kid? THE GRINCH: uh, yes, uh, when I wa- CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: okay so don't ever talk to my kid again

In case you have been wondering how things are going in Seattle these days

wow just like the movie

Gaming for Columbine....

here's my version of this chart

now that they redacted the files, we will never know if donald trump is a pedophile

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase