I’m catching up on the discourse: @halfmoonjoe.com what if I play on the upper one so that my husband and I can play and cohabitate together? What then?! Also candle present, so thanks.

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Been meaning to post this for a while, for our wedding save-the-dates and invites last year, I commissioned the amazing @goblinstunts.bsky.social to draw my husband and in the style of incredibly homoerotic 1949 Russian/Chinese propaganda posters when Mao was courting Stalin. They're beautiful!

Gravelord Nito slaying in this number on the red carpet at the Met Gala

Got up early in hopes of catching this photo before work this morning. There's only a few days each year where it's cool enough in the morning to make this shot possible. Thankfully, today was one of those days! #wildlife #birds

dateline — oakland federal courthouse

You ever hear yourself say to someone, “Well, a seneschal is kind of like a majordomo.” and you kinda finally hear yourself?

Nicole Kidman: “After you die, can I have your hair?” Me, dying: “You’re Nicole Kidman.” Also I know I’m bald, shut up.

*Gavin Newsom legally changes his name to Pablo America*

Most cursed thing I’ve ever typed? And that result?!

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Joe to Chat.

watch the free youtube stream instead 🥰

She is the moment.

pokopia!

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

unnerving lofi beats to tremble and cower to

NEW JENNY NICHOLSON YOUTUBE VIDEO DROPPED

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

Whelp, snow in Seattle wasn’t on my radar this morning. There’s supposed to be a lake there.

This is soooo pleasing especially with SOUND ON!

new mcmansion hell to cleanse the horrors: mcmansionhell.com/post/8099372...

Graham Platner, the guy who had to cover his Nazi tattoo to save his senate campaign in Maine, went on the YouTube channel “Valhalla VFT” in January where he said he’s a “longtime fan of the show.” Check out these vile racist thumbnails from the channel & reporting on the antisemitic host.

Trump is bombing Iran the right way. by Ezra Klein

My entire adult life

my boss at the southern reach told me expeditions keep going missing in area x so i asked how many theyve sent in and my boss said they just find new people afterwards and i said it sounds like theyre just feeding people to area x and lowry started crying

Here’s a screen recording of the video where Kash Patel has Trump on the phone with the U.S. men’s hockey team and Trump invites them all to the SOTU, adding that he’ll have to invite the women’s team as well (to laughter from the men) or else he’ll be impeached

USA? USA? USA?

Look, I booked a two day show today, I don't care that it's apparently about to snow enough I may get trapped inside the Longacre Theater, idgaf. I will use Sam Tutty's windbreaker as a pillow.

(handing the most heartbroken, disgusted-looking hockey player a stuffed animal) congratulazioni! enjoy the stoat

Good morning, I have landed in NYC and my cabbie to the hotel was already vaguely homophobic to me. Ah to be back to my home state.

...bussyslurper?

Nancy Drew ass puzzle license plate.

In @halfmoonjoe.com chat today when the Desperate Housewives mobster Vincent said "fire away", chat all responded "Bulletproof" by La Roux and we were so wrong -- it was "Titanium" by David Guetta, featuring Sia. I apologize for the error.

Age verification? I helped several adult women through their divorces in World of Warcraft when I still had my learner's permit.

What the fuck? “New Alexa, she’ll kill you.” ???

We think Attenborough would have been okay with that?

Estefania?!

Benito on deck, places people, places people!

oh is there a sportsball on? (a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse crashes through my living room and kills me instantly)