word on the street is that the kids are getting a family membership to the aquarium for christmas and I'm excited to visit the otters and sea lions 🦦

I want to craft so my brain lights up but I'm also so so so tired and don't want to sit upright

The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.

I hope I find a hag stone one day

living it up on a Saturday night

anyone mind if we just clean up some bodies tonight twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

our household's newest vocal stim is copying Laura Bow saying "what do you know about notebooks?"

love when my skin just FLIPS OUT and I can't figure out whyyyy

putting a little ponytail right on top of my head so I look like a fancy dog

husband and piggie jr made me a hot wheels cupcake

knitting more secret presents hehehe 🧶

it's almost ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ʷᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᶦʳ season

EYE WANT TO MAWWY AN AWCHEAWLOGIST

uh oh sick 🤧

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

"will not answer any questions" okay but I have a bunch of questions

saw a license plate that said SHLUTR is this what seeing angel numbers feels like?

fart fart

the painting that Piggie Jr did to cheer up "mummy's cousin Joe who is sad about bathtub"

thinking about how heinrich schliemann was a shit

I'm a lot of fun at parties

hehehehe

it's just the same fuckin skeet atp maybe finishing tlou????? twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

today Tali is TWELVE!!! we sang happy birthday to her but she got scared because she's so delicate!!!

hehehe working on a Secret Thing

getting schlutered in the alley behind the denny's

shhhh they're sleeping

happy sauerkraut making day!!!

i'm irmgaard

this is like when you maybe felt an earthquake and check to see if anyone else felt it too

sneaking extra treats into gifties I'm sending out 😈

please use alt text so my muted keywords can see them

thinking about the ten foot tall reindeer inflatable that's zooted to the moon

it's medieval peasant pottage for lunch season

new merch?

busy weekend!!! maybe making big plans! or maybe just little ones!

shakira shakira

fell asleep with socks on and woke up too warm and thirsty 😭

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hehehe wool

new familiar just dropped

just accidentally threw my entire food service box of bags of tea across the kitchen HAPPY FRIDAY

hi it tlou time twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

hehe potion

happy thursday there's someone going off in the neighbourhood fb group with their egg conspiracy theory

the idea of jean chrétien knowing what a video game is is inexplicably hilarious to me

thinking about her (Edith Cushing's yellow dress designed by Kate Hawling)