BRS arrested for multiple murders, rapist Lehrmann appeal denied, Kyle Sandilands had his dick bitten off by an ibis, tough week being a cunt in this country

look, ma! no hands

nobody: melania: don’t forget about epstein

Just in case you were in any doubt that JWH is amongst the most disgusting individuals to ever occupy public office in this country www.9news.com.au/national/ben...

Saddened to hear about John Howard today 😞

A nice reminder that yes, as @amyremeikis.bsky.social writes, it did all go wrong with Howard.

When you cross on a pedestrian crossing in front of a Tesla, you should do it 20% slower than usual. Not so slow that it's too obvious, but slow enough that they notice and start losing their mind with paranoia. Accelerate to normal in their view field 🚶‍➡️

Western rich person can't understand why it's not OK to just murder some brown families www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

posting this shit when you’re owned by a billionaire is basically a recruitment ad for socialism

i wonder if JD Vance would be surprised to know many husbands don't have to make their wives promise not to jump out of airplanes

Democrats should just promise a pardon for anyone who makes it happen.

Trump has proven his genocidal intent. Australia is providing surveillance and targeting support for US military strikes. Albanese must withdraw resources otherwise we will be complicit in any war crimes involving mass casualties

If Trump’s allies (yes, Albanese and Wong - that’s you) aren’t explicitly warning Trump against nuclear weapons they are complicit

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

BREAKING: President Trump warns a "whole civilization will die tonight" but says Iran still has time to capitulate before 8 p.m. ET deadline.

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

Spring is in the air

A workforce trained to normalize generative AI is a workforce that *will not be able to understand* people talking about creativity and pride in gaining skills and the value of their labor. It'll be alien to them.

This is one of the funniest versions of malicious compliance I've ever seen. The playing with the mic, the smiles to silence, the dead air, the comms check at the end. <chefs kiss>

Imagine being THE PLAINTIFF in a defamation action that has ultimately led to you being arrested to be tried for war crimes

Seeing a few news articles featuring cafe owners whinging (ikr) about how prices will go up because they can no longer gouge us on credit card surcharges. Fucksake, managing money is a business expense, deal with it.

Yes!!!! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

US military folks should be aware that Trump can’t issue pardons for war crimes.

An opposition party would not be on vacation right now. They would have coordinated message to the public about the fact that a President in cognitive decline is threatening more war crimes. They would be BLASTING the message on all available platforms.

i can think of exactly one reason for which i would not blame someone for attending the WHCD

"we need kids to get an early start operating machines that are routinely wrong and may try to coax them into suicide and/or psychosis" is a fun education perspective i disagree with actually

I’m sorry, if you’re a journalist and you’re still going to the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.

Christ preached forgiveness, mercy, and peace. A guy who beats his girlfriends and has four gin-and-tonics before breakfast says we should kill for Jesus in Iran. For busy church-goers, it’s hard to know who to believe.

Happy Easter to those celebrating! Here is my very favorite Easter painting: “Happy Easter” by Michel Sowa.

Move towards the light sir

Isn’t it weird how “AI literacy” being pushed on students isn’t about learning how it works, the cost of how it works, learning to spot disinformation, media and tech literacy. But instead is just “employers will like it if you get it to write your emails :)”

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

I know it wasn't real but it's still nice to see some genuine happiness in the world so we should keep doing the practice runs. Apart from anything else, he won't see the euphoria when It Happens and I think it's important that he gets a glimpse of that.

I don't know how anyone else feels about this, but to me, sharing a screenshot of chatbot output to make a point of some kind is an excellent way to undermine any credibility that might otherwise be granted to you in the context of whatever you're trying to say.

Walter Reed Medical Centre has a great reputation but don’t lose hope.

Gosh, I hope it’s nothing trivial

ok It probably didnt happen today, but this should still come as a wake-up call. are you prepared? you dont want to get caught with room temperature champagne

I know it’s a huge cliche but if his demise is not in some way toilet related I feel like that will be a disappointment.

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

Look, I am going to need people I know to message me if It Happens while I’m asleep

imagine if it happens on tv

[last supper] drunk jesus: *swinging baguette wildly* You want a piece of me?!

If ever there was a case for Betteridges Law of Headlines*, this is it. We are four weeks into the war and Albo hasn't once mentioned the energy transition, criticised Trump or offered anything beyond handouts to drivers www.theguardian.com/... * If a headline asks a question, the answer is NO

"If you really, truly hate writing, if the only way you can do it is by using a plagiarism machine, maybe it’s just not for you." @marisakabas.bsky.social

look at that you son of a bitch