Alysa Liu stole her hairstyle from an Australian

7 million people live in the San Francisco Bay Area and they can’t find 12 who don’t want to lock him up for life or ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ him to ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ with a hammer.

Punk rock is DIY, black humor, anti authority, and AI is literally “pay a corporation to do it for you.”

A sensible moderate, I will also accept fining him into oblivion followed by exile.

The only way wealth trickles down is if we beat it out of the rich like piñatas🦄🎊

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guys, come on now

She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre. She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s. Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.

I don’t know when Labor governments stop trying to please conservatives and learn that even by adopting their talking points and agreeing they’ll still get slammed - SO WHY NOT STAND FOR THE ACTUAL TRUTH AND WHAT’S RIGHT but it’s not today. This goes for appointments too

Love a bathroom sign.

Imagine if it happens mid-speech

There is only one way to solve this problem. I am pro-life and it gives me no joy to report this.

he looks just like his dad ❤️

Federal police raided Dissent Bar in Canberra and stripped anti-fascist posters off the walls under Labor's brand new hate speech laws. Not a Nazi compound. A local café with political art. This is what biased laws look like in practice. 🧵

oh no, audiences will be devastated. they love KPMG's logo

I am begging so many of you to rediscover the joy of good quality stationery

my high school boyfriend vaped marijuana for seven years and now he has to wear this device year round or he will wither away like an ice sculpture in the desert sun

Whichever AI chatbot convinces Peter Thiel to drink cement

I don’t reckon you can blame the rain for this

Can this happen today but for infected sinuses from snorting cocaine?

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We wanted to understand how rugged English-Scots-Irish culture has shaped America. So we talked to three white South African billionaires at a sex party in the Bahamas.

The AI bubble RAM crisis is caused for non-existent problems by non-existent money for a non-existent infrastructure to meet non-existent demand to make non-existent business and will utterly destroy real business based on real demand and real infrastructure built with real money for real problems.

"you're going to face consequences" #pixelart #humanart #humanartist

Saddened to hear about John Howard this morning 😞

Quite a career arc, from ABC News political editor to polishing Howard’s helmet on Sky.

I keep coming back to the fact that we pretty easily solved poverty for around 6-12 months in 2020, and a lot of rich dudes are petrified of anything like that ever happening agin.

It’s a life changer

If children were more politically active they would be quite pissed to be told that their screen time is “the most urgent public health issue” while the largest measles outbreak since the vaccine sweeps their schools because of conspiracies that the adults in their life believed from social media.

If you bought a Sodastream and then realised it’s an Israeli company, you can buy gas refills from other sources that are compatible. Soda king is one, I have no affiliation with them I simply dislike genocide and apartheid.

ai will never be able to replicate a friend telling you that something sucks ass and that you should keep it to yourself

woman dying from typhus: please sir, i am so hungry, could i have, juist, one cheeseburger, rfk, enshrouding the carcass of a 17 year old transexual he caught in his web: theres fucking red dye 48 in it you stupid fucking bitch

Australia is built on immigration. The economy *still* relies heavily on immigration. New migrants make it better, stronger. Building new housing and infrastructure would help everyone. Every major political party: We will cut immigration. Mainstream media: But can you be as racist as Pauline?

The obvious problem here is that if they set the precedent of disciplining Qld cops for being violent scumbags they will quickly run out of Qld cops.

The British Museum – which is already a permanent archive of ‘Stuff the British Stole’ (HT @marcfennell.bsky.social) has taken the word ‘PaIestine’ off its exhibits thanks to pressure from lobby group UK Lawyers for Israel (UKLFI) The place has been known to history as PaIestine since Herodotus

Every whistleblower I've ever spoken to believed (correctly) they were doing their public duty, bc others failed. None wanted to become a "whistleblower". Yet they're punished by systems designed to destroy them. Labor promised to protect them but have only tormented them with inaction & gaslighting

My mate Stumpy stopping by for a little treat. ❤️

My English/Scots/Irish/Welsh/German ancestors would have had their differences but they were united in their hatred of the Boer.

Apparently the new model tells them to touch grass and they are not digging it

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

I bet they microwaved his phone and drilled his hard disks before the arterial blood was done pumping.

He’s asking for a participation trophy. Lose the election so badly it threatens the existence of your party, then demand a hand in governing anyway. Pathetic.

the Black Panthers were right

This, basically:

We were cunts but we did it without getting it all over the news.