I ended up picking up DROD proper because it was on sale and I'm glad I did. Really good to have something that's easing me into the puzzles rather than getting filtered by Descent of King Hesper. Also god is it good to have access to more music than the demo had

Adding onto things that have permanently warped my language, thanks to Deadblossomjesse I've started saying things are "a little funny"

I'll do some kind of more organized sales recommendations later but as always, I'm shouting out Copy Kitty, which has been out for like seven years, still has under 500 user reviews but almost all of them are positive. A smart, technical arcadey platform shooter that's bigger & deeper than it looks

In almost 14 hours I'm gonna be live with a marathon - I'll be starting with MGS3, where I have been tasked with Eating Everything. At 4PM EST that will lead into a multiworld randomizer with @tietuesday.bsky.social @skybilz.bsky.social and @wanderingnewbie.bsky.social and then we'll see from there!

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

You KNOW this is happening today. You KNOW this. Bunch of ghouls in weird costumes fucking around and ruining my set. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse it's live in 9 hours

Folks, its time to not get mad at a videogame for 8 hours twitch.tv/tietuesday

stream starting in 2 hours!!! I WANNA BE THE GUY the all time banger, the og game that makes you mad as a bit every 50 subs I will fully reset This won't backfire, definitely not

This is streaming tomorrow from a Fucked Up 100 year old barn with 7+ full makeup monsters all showing off their talents to see who is a real Star. You'll only get to see it once. Make it count. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

Yooo tinting was sick and the 5 minute crafts were awful!!! Even if you do whiteface that does not mean you get to do blackface in the same video, those don't cancel out, that's not how that works 5 minute crafts jesus christ!!! Catch y'all tomorrow for *I Wanna Be The Guy*

One thing I do wanna share with the world, the Stores podcast is really good, I've been listening to it every week and the intros are always incredible youtu.be/lcb1ZY_r6ro?...

Also I guess I should post more on here since some people do follow me and I'm doing something other than scrolling. I just don't have much to talk about?

I downloaded Descent of King Hesper after learning about both it and Deadly Rooms of Death for the first time two days ago, and I kinda love it. Definitely gonna pick up Gunthro's Epic Blunder on steam when I can. nice to have a 2nd game to play for when I'm not quite in the mood to play silksong

Interesting hypothetical! If someone were to say "Stoning Sally Jenkins to death is God's Perfect Law" would she find that distinct from "Sally Jenkins should be stoned to death"? Would that be interesting or civil? I certainly don't think so, but then again, I don't work at the Atlantic!

streets of fury ex is the number one "his gameplay is this fire????" game of all time. why the actual fuck is this game a good beat em up

Anyway, Twitch is totally fine with literal Nazis making them lots of money. But don’t have the word “poop” in your username or you will get permanently banned.

I swear to fucking god someone at Twitch is targeting our chat members specifically lol. It’s especially obvious when you see the names - and streams! - that they don’t have an issue with.

theres maybe like ONE worse actor than Ice Cube

i think theres a case that War of the Worlds is the movie of the year. not because its good or even all that interesting, but because it's as derivative, craven, spiteful and incoherent as anything else happening right now. and most importantly, it fucking sucks the big one

The podcast STORES is a place of learning. Please enroll now. patreon.com/storesthepod...

I can FINALLY announce: I, along with co-host Alana Hope Levinson, am launching a history/crime/comedy podcast August 14th with @headgum.com & Higher Ground Audio, called "THE OUTFIT," where each week, I will tell you a different MAFIA/MOB/ORGANIZED CRIME story which explains America. CAPICHE

@oldmanweldon.bsky.social I don't know if you've gotten sent this video at all and maybe you might resent being thought of as a guy to bring Bill Mahr stuff to, but this feels like something you'd be interested in youtu.be/8THCFfg2BY8?...

King Solomon: I cannot determine who is the real mother is, so I shall divide the baby in two and give you each half. the mother: no, please! let her have the child, but do not hurt it! King Solomon, the fastest swordsman to ever live, already resheathing his katana that nobody saw him draw: uh-oh

5 years ago today I co-released "At Least There is Čeda Čedović" with @leathericecream.bsky.social, a mario-like platformer themed around early 2000s internet media mainly from slav countries, mainly known for its difficulty and music. Check it out if you haven't yet! #Platformer #Anniversary

these new popsicles are great man. people are gonna love cooling off with these. oh. one thing though. can you make all the flavors alive and pick one of them to be an orphan. thanks

Over a decade ago (!) I wrote an article about labor exploitation in pro wrestling, a sport I knew nothing about. It was supposed to be 1,000 words, but as I dug into it, it became a much longer piece, in which one of the main villains was union-crushing star Hulk Hogan: jacobin.com/2014/08/mone...

It’s finally announced: I got an awesome new gig as the co-host on the Great Australian Bake-Off lol. This was so much fun to film and completely surreal and they let me keep the cardigan

I have become that which I hate the most. I got most of the way through Paper Mario origami king and stopped playing because I got sick of the battles, a victory for the TTYD purists

Put it AWAY. Pig

Last year I did an experiment and released #ToxicTomb on locomalito.com with no other promo than a single post. From January 15th to the end of the year it got: 5516 downloads 298,43€ in donations (from all games) coming from 38 (lovely) persons That's a donation per download ratio of 0.68%

I have all the leisure suit larry games on steam for reasons that are unimportant so out of curiosity I played through Wet Dreams Don't Die. It's bad. It's bad in the ways you're expecting it to be bad, I don't know if I'd go far enough to call it *hateful*? More like ill advised, let's say

You ever do a 3 hour stream in a morph suit you keep filling with beans and then afterwards you pull on the strap to unzip yourself from it and the strap breaks and you are stuck in the bean suit

Share the last four games you've played and expose your gaming habits! I have played exclusively goldeneye M+KB hack for two days

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

I have a 3 stooges hot to go parody stuck in my head but I don't remember all of it so I just get S T O O G E S over and over

Very cool that Twitch is putting on a promotion for 35% off gift sub bundles of 5 or more and we are JUST NOW finding out that we, the streamers, get 35% less money from those gift subs. 😀 So cool! Thank you Twitch! I'm so happy for our friends who planned subathons specifically for this promotion!

[northernlion] i'm a 36 year old man with a wife and child i don't need to have an opinion on spongebob squarepants. but honestly, looking back on it. squidward is kind of the only motherfucker on that show with some real shit to say.

@brophy.website just beat Knuckle Sandwich. Fantastic game, I loved every bit of it from start to finish

Its been a good week for RPGs for me. Over the weekend I got Origami King and its delightful. And today I got knuckle sandwich, its REALLY FUCKING GOOD

i said i was into vert!!!

the quieter you manage to be trying to not wake up your wife on the way to bed, the louder the sound you will make by dropping your phone or stubbing your toe on the nightstand. this is known as jf's law.

youtube short of me watching the smurfs (2025) trailer on stream is at 4.9m views for some reason so here it is on bluesky

i laughed really hard at @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social's new character "Half-Life 2 guard getting oral" www.twitch.tv/deadblossomj...

more detailed schedule with guest lists!)

Beyond Proud to Announce THE PIT CREW TRANS AM! a huge all hands on deck Pit Crew event raising money for Trans Lifeline! all at twitch.tv/tietuesday and shared streaming at each streamer's home channel!

i dont think i could write something as good and funny as “Misbehavin’” if i had 100 years. which is frankly not a problem because i dont have to. all i have to do is write Poop Wax on a thermos and take a swig out of it everytime a viewer tips me $9. this is actually more sustainable