this F1 race fucking rules

indy 500 and canada GP today. it is a big day for cars that go too fast

man i am so hooked on DRG Rogue Core already lol

This show is in 1.5 hours. Shit writing that made me nervous!!!!

Great question! Here’s what you need to know: 1. It’s just the wet off the peas. 2. You get a few peas in as well. 3. It moists ya chips up. 4. In Wigan, it’s as good as gravy!

a new annoying bit i came up with this week is insisting that W is a vowel

adam viber (strobe warning) www.youtube.com/watch?v=81ii...

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Oh hey where have I been?

if you as a man spoke to me with this tone I would crumple you like an empty bag of sun chips. I'm not mad by the way and never was

yeah right bitch. when im done youre gonna have more holes in you than spongebob squarepants. plus youll also be at the bottom of the ocean just like he is. but believe you me my friend you wont be sucking down krabby patties anymore. not where youre going

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

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mr. met is like doctor doctor when i make love to mrs. met, it is so short-lived. i don’t give my wife the pleasure she deserves and the doctor is like, the solution is-a very simple. just-a think about baseball. and mr. met is like, but doctor, I am baseball

The grand finale is about to begin. Do not be afraid. The Talos Principle 3 is coming to PC and PS5.

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BBC posted a brief clip of David Attenborough recording narration for Blue Planet III and it is just a joy to see him still at it, at 100, recording part three of my favorite series of his

it’s fight night

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They got a new Grogu Meat Whooper at Burger King

People keep asking Alan Moore questions about comics he's disowned when they could spend more time asking him questions about things he actually gives a shit about—and get answers as glorious as this.

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the only good thing about how jet lagged i am is 6:30am diner eggs benedict. there are 3 other customers here and they are all old guys and they are right, this rocks

i heard theyre having such a hard time deciding if the Strait of Hormuz is open or closed theyre considering renaming it My Bank

finding myself on exactly the same page as this art critic about the current exhibition at the Guggenheim hyperallergic.com/an-overfille...

do you ever think about how evening and night are the same thing but good evening means hello and good night means bye

Richard Berger - “My Couch” (1976; on display at the Guggenheim) i was especially hypnotized by the way the beads subtly sway with the natural air currents of the museum, so I didn’t think a picture did the work justice

today i watched multiple grown adults get scolded by museum staff for reaching out and touching artwork. bro come on

genuinely more meaning imparted into this set of light strings than a lot of art i’ve seen. i think The Whitney’s current installation of it with a view of the Hudson River and Jersey city is especially apt

NYC transit has no consistent voice for announcements like some transit systems around the world do, but here, it comes across as more of a celebration of the city’s diversity than a vestige of decades of refurbishments, updates, and upgrades

doing the jerk off motion whenever i see an Andy Warhol artwork at the museum

i sure am completely fucking jet lagged

bad news: i have arrived safely in America

i’m flying back to the US today. here is a picture of airplanes, as a visual aid for the concept of me being on one

here is my music video about men who eat burgers “for work.” thank you

here is my music video about men who eat burgers “for work.” thank you

Hong Kong Park

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Tian Tan Buddha, Ngong Ping cable car, Lantau Peak

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welp, almost at the end of the escalator. i have a really great plan for this. my idea is I’m going to try a new type of walk that I’ve been practicing that is basically completely slow as fuck. i think right now is a good time to give my new slow walk a shot. okay, escalator’s done, here goes:

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welp, almost at the end of the escalator. i have a really great plan for this. my idea is I’m going to try a new type of walk that I’ve been practicing that is basically completely slow as fuck. i think right now is a good time to give my new slow walk a shot. okay, escalator’s done, here goes:

at this mall in hong kong i saw a store i heard about on a podcast and stopped in to see if i could find a candy i heard about on a podcast @whatsallthispod.bsky.social

everybody wants to ape teamLab’s shit and nobody else even comes close to having the juice

obviously i am a real coffee freak and the cafes I’ve tried in Taipei and Hong Kong have been excellent. consistently impressed with the quality and service here

hong kong is sick. honestly i felt some weight lifted off me when I got here, and i’m not really sure why. maybe the language is part of it—there’s definitely more english than taiwan—but also it’s just so much easier to walk around here and i really like that. coffee and food have both been great

here are some pictures of Hong Kong