Is it possible that there is someone called Role Model who is also known as Tucker Pillsbury.

Reminder to use your free McDonald's Monopoly food rewards by end of day November 23rd. I have like 50 food items to use in 2 days. $10 Best Buy certificate must be used by December 31st

Free McDonald’s Apple Pie or Small Fries (ARV: $1.79-$2.59) 1D34T1W3RDNR enter in app. More giveaway on Twitch.tv/maxhjc :Flanders

I would like to join the cast of SNL but I don’t want to move to New York or appear on camera. But I think accommodations to me ought to be made @lornemicahels.nbc.com

ENOUGH! The time has come for me to create my own Social Network.

Serebii Reminder: The Pokémon Scarlet & Violet distributions for Shiny Wo-Chien, Shiny Chien-Pao, Shiny Ting-Lu and Shiny Chi-Yu are set to end on Tuesday, September 30th at 23:59 UTC Be sure to download them while you can Details @ www.serebii.net/scarletviole...

I just want to say based on recent experiences, hats off to Luis. In my opinion this is very difficult to do guinnessworldrecords.com/world-record...

Everyone please be advised there’s a 50¢ Double Cheeseburger in McDonald’s app today only at participating locations #ad #McDonaldsAmbassador

I’m not pleased to learn that 491 is a prime number at the moment. But I think my perspective on this will evolve in the future.

@cabel.panic.com @panic.com @househouse.bsky.social

We’re updating our terms of use. 🔫 Pray we don’t update them any further.

The Flower Is Opening Again Twitch.TV/maxhjc

Science fiction expands the boundaries of our collective imagination with unconventional ideas and bold questions. Like what if there were a really big bug

I am seeking to harness the potential of crystals to obtain absolute power.

If you light up a dark room by striking a match and the first thing you see is a barrel full of fireworks, dynamite, gunpowder etc. You’re toast

HALIBURTON. CALLED. GAME!!! 🔥🔥🔥

THE FUBALS

@benstiller.redhour.com please if you have a ticket to game 6. May I have it.

Mid 2000s Toyota Camry parked by me today sounded exactly like podracer @georgelucas.bsky.social @benburtt28.bsky.social

If I were to stick a fork in an outlet while wearing a big hat do you think the hat would fly off

THIS AINT A JOKE ANY MORE MR PRESDIENT. STAND DOWN IMMEIDATPEY

@nintendo.co.jp 助けてください！スーパースマッシュブラザーズアルティメットの120fpsアップデートをリリースしてください、お願いします！

A great use of computers is to copy and modify files on disks.

I am planning to invent a new color.

Due to the actions of @jeffbezos13.bsky.social today I announced to the staff at MaxCorp my intent to begin a news division, called “NewsMax”. I made clear that any feedback on this plan would result in immediate termination and that all due diligence must be forgone in the interest of haste.

My guardian angel Gerald, upon witnessing my loved ones’ greatly improved well-being while shepherding me through a vision of Earth where I never existed and reestimating the chances of finding anything worse for my absence to be near zero: “Let’s… let’s keep moving…”

@mayor BIG potholes posing risk to cars and vehicle alike. Danger on road.

I CLIPPED THEOUGH A WALL IN LEGO FORTNITE BRICKLIFE STUCK INSIDE BULDING @Epicgames.com HELP! DIRE AID REQUIRED!!!!

ENOUGH. I hereby offer to purchase “TikTok”. @bytedance.com dm

@anthonyhopkins1.bsky.social h

The first 4 words you see can be your mantra for “the year of Max. “ mine were Noir, Udorwade, Japobr, & Mambo. Quote this Message with your reading - if you wish. #

I HEREBY DECLARE 20205 to be “THE YEAR OF MAX”

I’m enjoying typing in Kai cents Twitch chat. My voice blends in harmony with 100,000 others yelling and screaming at one man

What are they feeding the lions at the zoo. Wet food or dry food ? #zooQuestion

@timsweeneyepic.bsky.social can you add Elsbeth to Fortnite

HELP! Do ladybugs in your house in winter want to stay inside or are they inside by accidents and want to go outside. And if they want to be inside should I give them water #ladybugquestion #help #entomologytwitter @eowilson

Price is right contestant should have listened to what I was shouting at him through the TV. Would have won SUV $27265

Is there ertia or is there only inertia

If you missed a Black Friday cyber Monday deal on something you wanted you are lower than dirt. You are singelhandely destroying the Economy

I wonder… is it possible to make fire cold

My foremost issue with obstacles is that they get in my way

I wonder… how did people in the past survive Winter

I’m tired of cutting my hair. Is there someplace that will cut my hair for me? Like a haircut store?

Popeye is really strong and he gets even stronger when he eats spinach

I wonder what happens of you put an egg in the freezer

I wonder if they added fluoride to Diet Coke… would that be good? Or not

Be advised lots of cheeseburger deals in the apps today

Enough. I am going to settle all disputes concerning the South China Sea.