I started my current job at a very highly trafficked Second-hand Media & Hardware Resale Store™ during the lead up season to Christmas and it's nice to get confirmation that some other people have it so much worse

My daughter is lost to the porn industry. Time to go undercover and find out what Napoleon Dynamite knows.

dumb bitch wife keeps sending me ""Christmas present ideas"" on WhatsApp but I'm ignoring them all because I know what she wants better than she does Pristine CIB sealed Neo Geo plus copy of Waku Waku Seven

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November 15, 2011 🎶 Early in the morning, risin’ to the street 🎶

today's update: we're about 25% of the way there to saving my dog's life!!! #mutualaid #emergencycrowdfund #dog #dogs #pets

I feel like I shout them out a lot but @chipcheezum.bsky.social and @mynameisgrant.bsky.social's LPs are some of the best, well-researched, well-edited, and well-commentated videos on the internet, period

people are posting clips of diabetes' bill clinton bit so i gotta post my favorite. ive been saying this atleast once a week for like 15 years

For the record, I thought it was funny that Trump might have sucked Clinton’s dick because it amuses me to imagine the most morally repellent men in the world having sex. And, as usual, to the over 40 set the joke seems to be either that it makes Trump a fag or that it makes him a woman

God, speaking of the facebook comments section on Pokémon related posts Everyone get your BINGO cards out, we have a comment from someone detailing what they want from the future of the franchise!

I'm seeing people debate what types those new Pokopia pokemon are (Mossy Snorlax, Ghosty Pikachu, Professor Tangrowth, slightly different Smeargle) and hoping that theyre usable in Gen 10 and transferrable to Home and I'm sitting there like

we hit 20% yesterday!!! let's keep going and save my dog!!!

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"

my dog Annie has a potentially cancerous tumor that needs removal ASAP. I'm unemployed and barely making rent off my benefits, so the nearly $3000 bill is absolutely impossible for me. I really really don't want my dog to die. please share this and help as you can!!! paypal.me/JetGrind

"The time for subtlety is passing. Now is the time for change."

If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified

flaming moe's

I'm fucking cured man there's nothing wrong with me if there's people like this who are thinking in this way. Fuck it. Fake the moon landing

Hey its serena. Hard deleted everything because my mental health was in the pits. Works out because I hate having more than 100 followers but would appreciate boosts so i can find everyone again

Just hit Sophie with back to back Stanley Kubrick's The Shining (1980) and Room 237 (2012) We are about halfway through the film (Minotaur Apollo, iykyk) and she just said, and I quote, "I don't think I'm schizophrenic anymore?"

Shout out to the spineless fucks out there trying their hardest to double my health insurance costs.

let's roll that Brennan clip real quick

Yooo, I just realised Demonschool comes out two days after my first paycheck

it's weird to still have had this living connection to some part of my childhood just hanging out in my parents' house, still bearing witness to my family's life this far into adulthood. an unusually hearty little guy who chills in a terrarium and witnesses most major stages of my life.

RIP to my only childhood pet that was, unbelievably, still alive up until yesterday. Jake finally tapped out after what we have estimated to be 35 years of life. I’ve known him longer than anyone else in my life apart from my parents, and I’m really gonna miss seeing him when I visit home.

We're looking at new work clothes for me online and this shirt is so cool at first glance and then you look closer and like.. two of my three favorite characters in this game have been snubbed! Like sure, at the end of the day it has Elena my favourite Where's Ibuki!? Where's Necro!!! WHERE'S HUGO

Joey Valence & Brae tonight

Nikki Glaser is hosting SNL this weekend, so we’ve uploaded her 2016 Giant Bomb appearance to YouTube for the first time. It’s a great 70 minutes of her and I chatting about life, comedy, sex, and our time in college together. Check it out! youtu.be/agn4Gxd0CHo?...

Yoooooo!!!! Let's fuckin' gooooo @wooliewoolz.bsky.social

Coffee P¥200 Center Healthcare P¥150 Hotel Room P¥800 Old Amber P¥900,000 Utility P¥150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Huge Win: the wifi enabled space heater we bought last year finally got an app update that added Google Home support. Unfortunate Drawback: it's listed as an "air purifier." The voice command for heater doesnt work, so we've had to rename the device to "Heater" to trick it Rest In Peace, Glock 19

Look, people should obviously be paid for their work and I honestly just dont even have the time to fuck around with Free to Play gaming these days. When I was a kid it would've been nice to have Free to Play things that werent total ass scams where you paid real money to rent weapons for a weekend

In a perfect world, dislike buttons would have always existed and they wouldn't do anything or have any algorithmic value and all they would do is work like a Dark Like button. Dislike is for posts that are very funny but also very bad. There would be whole Dislike Button comedians.

Let's go see Garth Marenghi Live 💀💀💀

I heard the music pause for a few seconds and then she backed up a bunch of songs and let Crank That (Soulja Boy) play in it's entirety So I think she read this and felt called out

Sophie just skipped a Flo Rider song on Spotify shuffle and from across the room I immediately hear her phone go "YUUUUUUUU" and that one skips too

I am also coming to PlayStation.

the worst era for pop music was (UserProfile: BirthYear+13) to (UserProfile: BirthYear+21). that was total dogshit. everything else pretty much fine

ALL OF THE AV UNDERCOVERS ARE BACK ONLINE??

Under NO circumstances should you go look at online community drama for a community youre not even a part of. You DEFINITELY shouldn't go look at the REDDIT drama for two COMPETING communities youre not a part of. Anyway, this r/Dropout & r/DropoutCircleJerk shit is WILD I've been reading over it

It’s wild to me that someone who spent $400k on a poorly drawn internet picture would publicly admit to that. Like, if that was me, I’d probably fake my death and move to another country so I’d never have to talk about it ever again, and he’s just putting it out there for everyone to see!

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