Tapping the sign...well, the screengrab:

adam west batman: it's signed... e... nygma... nygma... where have I heard that before robin: gosh, it might be the riddler, batman adam west: you're right, robi-- jason todd, who is here: NYGMA BALLS

They literally will be labeled anti-law enforcement no matter what by MAGA so stfu and do the right thing you fucking spineless dolts

It’s funny how so many companies are proudly advertising that their products and services are just going to suck more.

Checking out the new D'Arcy Carden, Will Forte show "Sunny Nights" and I was not expecting it to get as dark as it has, as soon as it has. Still, funny. :)

it's probably nothing. it's probably not something funny. it's probably not the case he got his pants stuck in the tray table. he probably didn't get his pants stuck in the tray table then he waddled and tripped and split his pants down the middle. they're probably not turning around because of that

“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)

This is why calling them weird creeps was so effective, not just to damage the leadership psychologically, but to make it extremely socially embarrassing to be a known supporter of them in the general public. The point is to make society at large view them as they are, not the force they wish to be.

They need all protestors to be paid operatives because they cannot abide the possibility that somewhere in the world, people sincerely believe in standing up for others. It isn’t enough that they’ve chased all moral virtue from their own hearts. They want a world where no virtue exists in anyone.

boy that is a perfect Trump Move alright. our special boy doing what he does best

In case anyone was wondering if the ratios were still the same. Turns out: Yep! People fucking hate AI!

Would that the US were sensible enough to actually hold to this

Having a lovely day off taking Nate and his buddy Miles to the LEGO RELICS exhibit at the Australian museum.

You must touch the hot stove. You must personally know it will burn you. Demand your right to touch the hot stove.

Some perspective: The S&P opened down -1.3% on Trump's Greenland saber-rattling. That's $750 billion of wealth destroyed -- roughly equal to estimates of the value of Greenland. And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.

every crisis happening right now is because theres dumb fuck sociopaths in charge and they did something stupid, it’s maddening

every single goddam crisis happening right now is self imposed

Really can't stand the self-abasement of takes posing as the reasonable middle by conceding it'd be a sensible policy to purchase / annex Greenland so long as it wasn't by force, as if any of the nonsense reasons are compelling. Stop it. There is no reasonable version, that would still be idiotic.

Right Wingers: If we freeze rent too much, no one will want to be a landlord anymore!

Literally everyone who even vaguely knew what a tariff was said this when they were introduced! You don’t need a team of economists to analyze the situation — no one who lives in reality was confused by this!

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

Someday corporations and technology companies will pretend they were always against this

“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”

Dan's Chinese in Ashfield - the satay chicken and fried rice Zenergy in Sydney- spicy lentil balls La Candela in Summer Hill - mostly I remember their "tartufo" gelato :)

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Why can Netflix ask for this but I can’t even get Youtubers to say the name of the video game they’re ranting about?

I hate AI almost as much as I hate ICE. I write about stuff on my reader-supported blog, and this one's been getting shared around again lately, so I figured, hey, I've got a really big $350 doctor's visit cost coming up. paypal.me/stompsite new article soon docseuss.medium.com/using-chatgp...

Trying to live my life so that when I die it’s a “pour one out for a real one” scenario over a “rest in piss” situation

empathy is toxic, bro

I’m not interested in dying politely to make strangers feel comfortable.

when you force your closest ally to play a game of "who wants to make trade deals with the sanest available authoritarian superpower" I don't think you get to act surprised when they make a trade deal with the sanest available authoritarian superpower

I genuinely don't understood how America took the emoluments clause -- the common-sense bar on a president using his powers to line his own pockets, a law children can understand -- and just said, nah, that doesn't apply for our Very Special Boy.

I swear, Clinton and his Dem successors even playing at 'tough on the border' is so annoying. If they really felt that way, they'd be prosecuting all the companies taking advantage of the immigrant labor, not going after the immigrants (from counties the US has messed with)...

This is why we desperately need to make "being tough on the boarder" be a losing issue electorally and a sign of social stigma. You need to tell people they're being fucking stupid to their face.

block immediately everyone

Incredible Doctor Who vibes

the weirdest thing to me about this line of argument is that the signifiers that might be read as a "ferocious cultural revolution" -- the big metoo wave, geting rid of racist corporate logos, tearing down confederate statues -- all happened during the first trump administration!

I've not heard this term, but to me, that's just how conversation happens.

And listen. ICE doesn’t care about your passport anyway. They detain US citizens constantly. None of this is actually about immigration. It never was, but they aren’t even pretending anymore.

We do not get out of fascism by saving ourselves and turning our backs on others. We get out through solidarity with everyone—especially the most vulnerable.

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

Angie Craig is now arguing for the brilliant reform of ... making ICE wear body cameras. Angie, Jonathan Ross filmed himself killing a woman on his own phone and released it to the press.

behold, this is it. the peak. Breathe it in gang

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

They must be SO mad watching Renee Good become the murdered folk hero they wanted Charlie Kirk to be

Tech Billionaire Forced to Rename Humongous Yacht After Realizing It Spelled Something Horrible Backwards: https://futurism.com/future-society/larry-ellison-yacht-name (In other news, Larry Ellison: evil, stupid, or both?)

I don’t know how to help people on this app understand that you can just let people have happy moments! and in fact you *should* The world is shit, if someone is smiling for a second, AWESOME