Do you live in Harrisburg? Well done! I’m coming to see you this Monday.

Seattle tonight!

San Francisco people, come on down!

Live in Menlo Park or are Menlo Park curious? Come see me and the great Andrew Sean Greer tonight!

Printed media rack in American airport lounge.

SF and Seattle, I am coming for you! This Monday at @keplersbooks with @asgreer, Tuesday at @jccsf with @authordanielhandler and Wednesday at @thirdplacebooks with Robert Sindelar. What can go wrong?

Why Eric Adams broke bad.

Goodbye, South Africa. I had a really lekker time. Even enjoyed the snoek pate somehow.

One ocean not enough for the Garilla. It needs confluence of two!

My first South African braai! I ate real good.

Heres to Cape Town, coolest city ever.

Cape Town just makes me so happy.

I go to the No Kings protest in Chicago. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/20/o...

Funny mention of Super Sad in the Times.

On garyshteyngart.substack.com I revisit Richmond through the eyes of Barry Cohen of Lake Success. Some things are gone, many remain.

I was made to fly an airline called “southwest.” They took away my baggage because of my low standing. I haven’t picked up baggage from a carousel in 20 years because of my packing skills. To an old man they do this!

Chicagoans, start Saturday morning right. Come join me at 10:00 am at Breasted Hall. Bring bagels!

French Toast whiskey. It’s breakfast all night long.

God, I love Richmond...

I'm coming to one of my favorite cities, Richmond VA, on Tuesday! As seen in "Lake Success." icavcu.org/events/autho...

On garyshteyngart.substack.com I talk about my favorite burger in NYC in terms both sexual and Bauhaus. Form definitely follows function with this hot number.

Tonight's the night for a reading in Brooklyn, the borough conveniently located right under Queens. pioneerworks.org/programs/sci...

I wrote about @templebarnyc in my New Yorker martini crawl. God, how I love their use of olive oil in their martinis, which could become a disaster in the wrong hands.

Science fiction was one of my first literary loves. This Tuesday I get a chance to talk about it in Brooklyn at the legendary Pioneer Works. Please come!

On garyshteyngart.substack.com, please join me as I explore the complete enshitification of @Apple They took $10 and ten hours of my life. In the digital economy, we're all just a bunch of suckers.

Future of arts in NYC? Queens!

Love this article!

On garyshteyngart.substack.com, I gush over the sweet comments that have greeted the dickumentary The Guy Who Got Cut Wrong. Over 21k views on youtube alone.

Bernie is living a blessed life.

It’s not exactly escapism, but I love the ten-year-old girl protagonist of @shteyngart.bsky.social ‘s latest comic dystopia. The NYT’s exceptionally sloppy review almost put me off it, but it’s clear Dwight Garner barely read it. #booksky

So proud of this documentary about a very sensitive subject now appearing on the @newyorkermag website. It’s short (the doc, I mean), it’s funny and I genuinely hope it’ll make people think of circumcision in a new light.

So proud to be part of this excellent documentary on the perils of botched circumcisions. Mohels are already up in arms, one comparing my battered schlong to Israel's decimation of Gaza. It's super short (the doc, I mean), so give it a spin and decide for yourself!

Me and da suit show up in New York Social Diary at a raucous Atlantic party.

My circumcision documentary is now live at @NewYorker ! www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

On garyshteyngart.substack.com, I levitate through a seven-course meal at @passerinenyc Their martini alone should qualify this as one of New York’s great restaurants.

Gonna have me a tylenol party tonight

See you tomorrow on the Main Stage at noon in a borough I like to call “Brooklyn.”

This Sunday, I’ll be at the Brooklyn Book Festival with some cool cats at 12pm at Brooklyn Borough Hall. Please come and end my loneliness!

On garyshteyngart.substack.com I attend the unveiling of my friend Paul La Farge’s gravestone and generally miss him.

The 12:30 antifa meeting at the 76th Street Starbucks has been moved to 1:30 because the train del agua people called dibs.

yup

Welcome to a country where the government decides what you see on television. And what you don't see.

Filthy martini and gorgeous deviled eggs really hit the spot at Sailor in Ft Greene

HOW DID I KNOW????

Vera seems to be making a lot of people cry. And she's so well-behaved!

Wait, so the killer was a gropyer? This is giving less Horst Wessel and more Sergei Kirov.

On garyshteyngart.substack.com, I write about the horrors of multitasking for a fledgling content creator like myself. A must for all influencers!

Hear, hear.

Folks, a massive fall Vera tour is on its way!!!! More readings in the winter.

Thanks! Please say hi if you’re in Toronto in December. I get lonely in real democracies.