Oh no, we suck again!

LL COOL J DID YOU PUT A DRONE IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?

There are arse goals and then there’s

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Aday Mara highlights be like

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

Men are too emotional to be President

Defense Force to Club America is quite the jump.

(Hits 5 for Italian) Ayyyyyy we're doin licensing here

Look, ymmv but I think RW rich chuds lighting billions of dollars to buy dying legacy media brands is very funny

Midwest expats when there's a big hit in the hockey game.

I was a little worried but am happy to report the new Scrubs is Good, Actually.

Analysis | If the right-wing Ellisons are allowed to purchase CNN, they could order Jake Tapper to obsessively focus on Biden's age, or demand that Van Jones to say Trump truly became president today, or allow Scott Jennings to brazenly tell baldfaced lies on a nightly basis.

Wow

I CAN'T DO THIS ALLLLL ON MY OWWWWNNNN... I'm no superman

Earth and Moon - From Jason Major (jpmajor.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/8aaSHq

I'm gonna watch Michigan beat the shit out of the gophers in basketball. Y'all let me know if it happens during his big dumb speech, eh?

HOT STUFF, COMIN' THRU

I don’t think anyone needs to watch but there should be someone in charge of the It Happened Phone Tree.

A student said I had "big khaki energy" and I don't think I'm ever recovering from that.

99% chance this is awful buuuuuuuut there's a 1% chance we see It Happen on live TV, so I'm torn.

The greatest trick the racists ever pulled was convincing the world that calling them racists was worse than actually being one.

Why is 1-2" the same color as 21-24"?!?!?

Oh damn. That Purdue OSU game is and was amazing.

do you not understand parabolas, ref?

So apparently Philly is getting between 0 and 10 inches of snow this weekend? Love coastal forecasting.

timeline cleanse

Oh his internal polling must be BAD bad.

The Supreme Court:

this is bullshit i cant believe i have to work and and be a serious professional and missed such a sick goal

[Enter Puck.]

NOPE!

Go to church after two days of ABSOLUTE WHAT?! #doop 📹: CONCACAF

Pretty sure this means she'll win in 2028 though.

Every time I've sought to try out this technology (specifically, LLM fueled tech) I've been underwhelmed. Every time it's been added to something I was already using I've found it unhelpful or actively making the tool worse. The problem isn't "the left" being resistant to AI.

No line at Dom’s. Get your paczki now.

we are, at all times, cursed with two political parties: the Republicans and the Republicans of twenty years ago

that's the stuff

Left AND Right Beef, sign me up.

Chatgpt, are there any ice burgs on this rout across the North Atlantic?

This was Wes Anderson *as hell.*

Ian Eagle is a national treasure.