Update: There is a second prophesy www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...

Buddy, with your dating history, I’d get tired of dodging

I would like to remind everyone that an editor made Bill Simmons readable Imagine what it’ll do for you

Doesn’t he know that the easiest way to win a Hollywood Foreign Press award is just to give them a long Paris junket?

the most important thing about posting through the discourse is that your post might be the first post someone reads about it. what do you mean olivia nuzzi chugged towers dry along the appalachian trail during fire season?

We owe a great debt to Gene Stallings

Spin the wheel of destiny for what we learn next

The thing is. Imagine if anyone spoke to you like this in real life. There's approximately a 50% chance you'd punch them in the face. Every day is such an utter fucking disgrace to the presidency.

We know he has The D in Meats

Imagine learning your live-in girlfriend - who has never lived alone, always a “muse” to an older man - has been cheating on you with a presidential candidate she has been profiling And then COVID lockdowns hit like the next day

Compare to the journo solidarity shown when Obama suggested Fox News might be more than slightly biased against him.

This happened on Nov. 14 and we're just hearing about it now vie People magazine.

I just realized we have 5 more years of content to go

"Olivia Nuzzi Bobby Petrino"

You gotta be fucking kidding me HE’S back

Because this is what you're all here on el Beeski for: The Richmond Flying Squirrels launched their rebrand for the first year at the new park, and it's DRAW ALL THE DIFFERENT ROIDED-OUT SQUIRRELS YOU CAN. THEN DRAW MORE. flyingsquirrels.milbstore.com/collections/...

Look y’all, I’d consider moderately online and progressive but: What the fuck is a 2nd Sigma Lesbian?

TAMU honoring Jameis with this game 4TDs, 4 INTs

Aight - see here, this guy - number MCLXVII Sextus Septimus - that step forward That’s a mistake Coach Varro has told him to penetrate upfield because of the Trebia tape But now he’s too far upfield and has bit on the fake Meanwhile, Varro let Hasdrubal have a free release up the seam

Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.

Watch Mythbusters from the beginning And it’s funny watching two gradual developments that eventually make the show WORK: 1) Shift from a variety show sequential style to a narrative structure with distinct A and B plots and characters 2) People have QUESTIONS about high explosives (being cool)

It’s always helpful to remember that Politico is DC’s Gossip Rag It’s PEOPLE for social studies nerds

Donald Rumsfeld’s famous memos seem like Sun Tzu by comparison

Me: mess, mess, mess The group chats: Mess! Mess! MESS!! The Commentariat: MESS!! MESS!! *MESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!*

You literally just have to have M give the Zed speech from Men in Black And then say “you are now, Double O 7, Codename: James Bond” Cue the music

Reverse Mortgages Erase Tom Selleck

This is without a doubt one of the most cowardly things I’ve heard an elected official say, GET OUT OF THE FUCKING PAINT THEN

At least Chamberlain got a piece of paper to wave aroubd

They worked their way into winning the shoot and then absolutely caved

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will

For one of the few times of my adult life, I can be say I don’t have one of the most embarrassing Senators in the country Congratulations Tommy Tuberville

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

I still can’t believe that the Congressional buddy we are applauding for being cool and reasonably minded resides in the House

This valued him too highly The Washington Generals were a better team

All the reporting this morning on Schumer’s willingness to cave without concessions makes one thing clear Pelosi was dragging his ass along like she was Hakeem in ‘93

I cannot explain the level of shit ass grin this Texas Tech kid has on his face prior to this kick

Sigggggh Actually it’s 1934 and you’re trying to do the first Vinson Act with PE money instead of Congress

WILD WILD WEST RIDES AGAIN

Love all y’all And your advice to not go to law school

You have friends everywhere

UPDATE: 400 POUNDS EACH

That’s like…..a third of a pound each?

Got up to the part on Sherman's Atlanta campaign, which reminds me of one of my favourite quotes. May we all outflank the devil. www.americanheritage.com/1864-one-hun...

Hang her blazer from the rafters One of the best to play the game Iirc, she never lost a vote despite juggling some of the thinnest margins in history while letting the “”extreme”” wings of her party get rotating noes And she pulled off a miracle to get us ACA

Wokeness was load-bearing for the economy.

I had never seen a picture of this person and I still knew who it was

This is a good time to bring up the quote from former Birmingham mayor, Larry Langford: