Oy.

i think it would only be fair for women to get to decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body

I never had a teacher believe in me like this.

This is Lucie. She likes to moo, so you can imagine why this herd of cows mistook her as one of their own. And vice versa. 13/10 for all (TT: luciewoos)

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

Mel Brooks is a greater piece of American heritage than the Confederacy.

a giraffe disappears and tom kean jr shows up and we’re supposed to pretend these are two separate stories. wake up sheeple

How it started / how it's going

His toughest opponent yet turned out to be photosynthesis. #AlgaeGate

There is, literally, always a tweet.

I don't think Trump should put truck nuts on the White House

How did the NYT beat @bencollins.bsky.social and @theonion.com to this?

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Hi. You are conflating two things. His tattoo and other baggage isn’t about his age. Qualified? No question it’s her. But voters aren’t interested in résumé reading. Is it misogynistic for voters to say they don’t want more of the same? I don’t like or trust the guy, but ME D voters seem to.

It’s not ageism to point out what’s clearly available. Even older Mainers want a new generation of leaders. We must eliminate the scourge of old people being ageist!

Congratulations to all who voted in the "Private Equity President"

It's becoming clearer that every Manosphere trend is just something straight men co-opted from 2010s circuit gays.

Hidden in plain sight

Pope Leo is no angel.

@travisdholmes.bsky.social Do the Jags have a GIANT fan we don’t know about? Check the shirt he’s wearing. 👀 #tealsky youtu.be/tBo_IiwW2VU?...

BREAKING: DOJ investigating Iran for Mortgage Fraud.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

I like it how you can see the time when Trump's speech occured

Everyone relax, Kash Patel’s PERSONAL email was hacked. As we all know, conservatives don’t conduct any government business on personal email because they believe it’s wrong

If you want Bluesky to be good you need to be weirder

40 MINUTES TIL POLLS CLOSE. As always, if you’re waiting in line to vote, STAY IN LINE.

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

I'm not a commodities guy but I don't know how many more events like this the markets will be willing to overlook because Trump occasionally shouts, "nearly done!" at a reporter from his golf cart.

gas prices aren't bad news for everyone - those of us who have been keeping a few barrels of crude in our apartment the last few years are sitting pretty

Pete Hegseth is every Karate Kid bad guy in one ill-fitting suit.

Choosing to read this as all punchbowl news text subscribers also recieving terminal cancer diagnosises

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

Trump's cortisol levels skyrocketing after being brutally SCOTUSmogged and failing to tariffmaxx the moids and foids.

And people say wrestling isn’t real. It’s real, brother.

i’m gonna put this in the background of my podcast videos and claim it as a write off

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

lol

Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek

Tell your pets name in a gif

Tell your pets name in a gif

ICE Is abducting five-year-olds. But my liberal neighbor won't shut up about her organic CSA. I have never felt more politically homeless.

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHHH HAHAHA HAHAHA HH HA HHHAAA HAHAHAHA HHHHA HA HA HHHAHA Let’s take a look at some highlights from the game thread (and beyond) over on /r/Texans