Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek

Tell your pets name in a gif

Tell your pets name in a gif

ICE Is abducting five-year-olds. But my liberal neighbor won't shut up about her organic CSA. I have never felt more politically homeless.

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHHH HAHAHA HAHAHA HH HA HHHAAA HAHAHAHA HHHHA HA HA HHHAHA Let’s take a look at some highlights from the game thread (and beyond) over on /r/Texans

How’s that feel???

The Jaguars are the 2025 AFC South Champions!

Doooval

Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.

Cryer, who had more success at CBS than Weiss will ever dream, makes a good point.

day one in mamdani’s new york

You will be visited by three spirits

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

After what we're seeing at CBS, if today is not the perfect day for everyone to find some independent journalism & nonprofit newsrooms to support... what day could be better?

If you’re not enjoying the Jaguars ascension that’s on you. Embrace it. Enjoy it. Welcome it. We here.

Sandwich or not when it’s right it’s right.

The thing to do when America is already sick of your bullshit is cram even more down their throats.

Impossible to overstate just how much of a mensch Rob Reiner was to interact with. A jewel of a person.

This is Deejay. He wanted to offer you a big nose and tiny tongue during this trying time. 14/10 (IG: deejayelgolden)

Legendary

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

I claim no rights to this stolen meme. Please do not repost to give me valor

If you want to coddle the child rapist lady but lock up the war hero astronaut, then you might have dumbfuck derangement syndrome.

I’d like to buy some vowels.

JFC!

lol come on

I hate this team so much.

JD Vance's half-brother has lost by an overwhelming margin as he tried to become the mayor of Cincinnati. Democratic incumbent Aftab Pureval wins reelection.

Almost like it’s an effect. The Bette Midler Effect maybe.

FIRE UP THE BAT SIGNAL! @willsommer.bsky.social @timmiller.bsky.social @samsteindc.bsky.social @thebulwark.com

BEAT MAHOMES BEAT THE REFS FUCKKKKK UUUUUUU

Fuck the chefs and their officiating crew

Tampa Bay Rays ironically took a photo that is illegal in Florida

He’s still got mayonnaise on his hands from his Tennessee days.

you mean st. petersburg?

#JusticeForDewey #Jaguars

Trump heading into an Epstein sex party

Onlookers were surprised when Ms. Lewis blurted out “yes!” while Senator Booker was only in hour six of his planned 25 hourslong marriage proposal.

Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE!

If I could pick one image to send back to 2003 to try and change the timeline

Me, after being exposed to Bluesky atheism for twenty minutes