If you want to coddle the child rapist lady but lock up the war hero astronaut, then you might have dumbfuck derangement syndrome.

I’d like to buy some vowels.

JFC!

lol come on

I hate this team so much.

JD Vance's half-brother has lost by an overwhelming margin as he tried to become the mayor of Cincinnati. Democratic incumbent Aftab Pureval wins reelection.

Almost like it’s an effect. The Bette Midler Effect maybe.

FIRE UP THE BAT SIGNAL! @willsommer.bsky.social @timmiller.bsky.social @samsteindc.bsky.social @thebulwark.com

BEAT MAHOMES BEAT THE REFS FUCKKKKK UUUUUUU

Fuck the chefs and their officiating crew

Tampa Bay Rays ironically took a photo that is illegal in Florida

He’s still got mayonnaise on his hands from his Tennessee days.

you mean st. petersburg?

#JusticeForDewey #Jaguars

Trump heading into an Epstein sex party

Onlookers were surprised when Ms. Lewis blurted out “yes!” while Senator Booker was only in hour six of his planned 25 hourslong marriage proposal.

Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE!

If I could pick one image to send back to 2003 to try and change the timeline

Me, after being exposed to Bluesky atheism for twenty minutes

That bill is so bad that God had to call Jimmy Swaggart home to cry over it with him.

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

Best sign I’ve encountered thanks to a friend, but down in front. 🤢 #NoKings #NoTitans #MayoSquad #MayonnaiseBrigade

Minnesota noice

Senators coming for my job now.

Jacksonville. Imagine hearing this across St Peter’s

your 2025 Cleveland Browns

Love this for us. :)

it is so deeply gratifying that Elon Musk stumbled upon a race that he'd never heard of before in a state he was probably only vaguely familiar with, made it his whole personality for a month, claimed that western civilization was on the line, committed felonies, spent millions, and FUCKING LOST

Myles Jack Wasn’t Down.

"Your retirement account is only down 5.5%, that's not a lot" sounds like excellent messaging and I strongly encourage Fox News and Republicans to double down on it.

Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere

God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes. Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out

Honest Donny’s Car Lot

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Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

An underrated part of this video is you can watch the Dow go down in real time in the bottom right

"Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better." My god, he went full Bette Davis.

Egg shortages. Fatal measles outbreaks. Airplane crashes. Crypto scams. Tariffs. Betrayal of allies. Pardons and special favors for insurrectionists, crooked mayors, and online pimps. The American people voted for change!

Somewhat telling that the "Department of Government Efficiency" can't figure out its messaging on whether federal employees should or shouldn't send a single email. bsky.app/profile/kate...