Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

C'mon, everyone. Toss in a few bucks if you can.

Will do Art for donations, please help if you can. I've got SO much shit I need to get done this week and nowhere near the funds needed. Please help x #HelpSky #MutualAid

It's negative "why does the air hurt to breathe" outside right now.

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No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

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It's almost impressive just how badly Microsoft has managed to break both Windows AND Office. Truly innovative

Who's doing the comic about him?

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Felt this again today

Don’t worry what others think. Just eat your cheese & be happy.

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While it is the masterpiece you know it would be, extra credit for this thread give me multiple moments of "oh right, I forgot all about that movie". The REAL national treasure were the indie pictures Nic did along the way lol

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

Every time I get on a horse I tie our hair together and try to think directions at it

Whoopie! A zeppelin!

"Some of you have mentioned the massive bunker I’m building beneath the ballroom. Don’t worry about that, it’s there just in case of an emergency, like if I wanted to be Santa forever and someone lied and said I couldn’t be."

#cookieparty time

Sad that it's necessary, but wonderful that he did this

She just does not miss

We live in a weird time. It’s only right to get weirder yourself

Great thread. The Argentinian one is my favorite.

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

Her appeal. Please repost to spread the word!

This app suspended Shine for 3 days but they don’t say why

HER: Listen, I think we should see other people. ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.

if you're about to argue over how good missy elliot is on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? let me work it. i put my thing down flip it & reverse it

"I'm so proud of you, spending all your money on ice cream and vodka is really healthy", my therapist says. "Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.

We know everyone is asking for your money this month, but here's a twist: We're NOT asking you to donate in December, we're asking you to spread the word. Help the trans people and allies who don't know Assigned Media's reputation for excellence and originality in trans news find us!

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Happy "I Forgot Just How Long the Christmas Vacation Opening Song Was" to all who celebrate.

And here we go

A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping at Target, Amazon, and Home Depot during the holiday weekend over their support for Trump's authoritarian policies. I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/

Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

the grinch in the genre of romance: thread

Some mornings you just wake up and make muffins.

"Pretending to see land and then explaining that thou has not in fact spotted shore, but rather thou hast seen 'Thy mom afloat, so huge as to appear to be a land mass.'"

movie posters featuring the muppets: thread

AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.

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If you start the movie Weekend at Bernie's 2 and the song Down With the Sickness at the exact same time they don't sync up at all

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