She just does not miss

We live in a weird time. It’s only right to get weirder yourself

Great thread. The Argentinian one is my favorite.

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

Her appeal. Please repost to spread the word!

This app suspended Shine for 3 days but they don’t say why

HER: Listen, I think we should see other people. ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.

if you're about to argue over how good missy elliot is on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? let me work it. i put my thing down flip it & reverse it

"I'm so proud of you, spending all your money on ice cream and vodka is really healthy", my therapist says. "Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.

We know everyone is asking for your money this month, but here's a twist: We're NOT asking you to donate in December, we're asking you to spread the word. Help the trans people and allies who don't know Assigned Media's reputation for excellence and originality in trans news find us!

🚨 HEIDI NEEDS A HOME 🚨 Heidi is a 9-year-old Maltese in the mountains of western NC who is URGENTLY in need of a loving home. She loves nothing more than laying in the sun in her own little world chewing on toys, or getting cuddles and scritches. Please share so we can find Heidi a home.

Happy "I Forgot Just How Long the Christmas Vacation Opening Song Was" to all who celebrate.

And here we go

A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping at Target, Amazon, and Home Depot during the holiday weekend over their support for Trump's authoritarian policies. I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/

Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

the grinch in the genre of romance: thread

Some mornings you just wake up and make muffins.

"Pretending to see land and then explaining that thou has not in fact spotted shore, but rather thou hast seen 'Thy mom afloat, so huge as to appear to be a land mass.'"

movie posters featuring the muppets: thread

AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.

Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work. Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/

If you start the movie Weekend at Bernie's 2 and the song Down With the Sickness at the exact same time they don't sync up at all

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

We are having an Anti-Black Friday "Sale". Prices are doubled. Proceeds are going to help feed those in need. I'm running pretty thin right now, but I can still help. PDFs: itch.io/s/166992/ant... Print: www.duckandcrow.com Buy nerd stuff and help folks get some food. Spread the word.

SUPPORT MANNY'S IF YOU ARE IN CHICAGO.

"Did someone say treats?"

"Did someone say treats?"

I want to be someone who brings out the best in others, and who empowers them to bring out the best in themselves. If I have a mission statement, that's it... and it ties into everything I'm doing in this life, from my entertainment career to my family and friendships.

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Truly where no one has gone before....

I think people also sometimes think they hate mayo from an early experience, but what they actually hate is mayo’s evil and inferior diet cousin, Miracle Whip

Imagine if all the people (who are able) who clicked follow because they think I have something worthwhile to say, preordered the book of my words (and some fantastic award winning writers) Just imagine

spaghetti white and other pastas: thread

Brooklyn friends, especially Bushwick and parts of Ridgewood, please keep an eye out for my friend’s dog Penny who ran away last night ❤️

Kathleen Downes needs help getting out of bed, bathing, and cooking as someone with quadriplegic multiple sclerosis. “I live with my parents, because the state only authorizes care for 35 hours a week.” Now, the government may remove minimum wage and overtime protections for home health workers.

Report Confirms No Need To Make New Chairs For The Time Being https://theonion.com/report-confirms-no-need-to-make-new-chairs-for-the-time-1819576693/

I still need 147 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 900 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

I'm an atheist so I don't believe prayer and good wishes changes jack shit but that said, I truly hope with all my heart Dolly knows how much we all love and appreciate the fuck out of her. I also hope she knows she can rest and care for herself, and fuck off Vegas. She's a global treasure.

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI

Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum

So, with the Kickstarter employees on strike, we won't be getting any help in visibility from them. Please share the Kickstarter with your friends, online and off.

great art and star wars: thread

Call Gavin Newsom's office like you called ABC/Disney/Sinclair/Nexstar

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.