Kathleen Downes needs help getting out of bed, bathing, and cooking as someone with quadriplegic multiple sclerosis. “I live with my parents, because the state only authorizes care for 35 hours a week.” Now, the government may remove minimum wage and overtime protections for home health workers.

Report Confirms No Need To Make New Chairs For The Time Being https://theonion.com/report-confirms-no-need-to-make-new-chairs-for-the-time-1819576693/

I still need 147 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 900 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

I'm an atheist so I don't believe prayer and good wishes changes jack shit but that said, I truly hope with all my heart Dolly knows how much we all love and appreciate the fuck out of her. I also hope she knows she can rest and care for herself, and fuck off Vegas. She's a global treasure.

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI

Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum

So, with the Kickstarter employees on strike, we won't be getting any help in visibility from them. Please share the Kickstarter with your friends, online and off.

great art and star wars: thread

Call Gavin Newsom's office like you called ABC/Disney/Sinclair/Nexstar

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

My sweet Pulaski doesn’t give a fuck abt TikTok control- she just wants to be on TikTok so she can find a human 2foster her! I ♥️ this pup! Pls foster her! Amelia Earhart has nothing in this beautiful girl! NY NJ NH NE ME CT MA MD DE DC RI VT PA VA- fosters needed! Pls repost her! #fuckTrump

Well don't I feel stupid

My li'l garden helper was back this morning

My li'l garden helper was back this morning

A new study, based on a survey of 1,150 workers suggests that the injection of AI tools into the workplace has not resulted in a magic productivity boom and instead increased the amount of time that workers say they spend fixing low-quality AI-generated “work.” 🔗 www.404media.co/ai-workslop-...

You can keep your pumpkin spice. The real ones know the true herald of autumn.

It's bleakly funny how much knowledge is going to survive thanks to neurodiverse people's niche interests and penchant for record keeping.

i couldn’t think of anything more eloquent www.thehandbasket.co/p/ice-death-...

The world may be terrifying, but some things you can rely on. It’s officially decorative gourd season, and we have a new mug. Blammo. store.mcsweeneys.net/t/categories...

Picture for visibility Bills are stacking We could use donations to my gofundme or PayPal ❤️ @alyciaart Thank you! #mutualaid #strokesurvivor

I guess you had to be there.... #lexgolegends

the golden girls in music videos: thread

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WSJ just retracted its report that the shooter’s ammo was engraved with “transgender and anti-fascist ideology.” It smelled like bullshit from the beginning, and every conservative who ran with it should be shamed into obscurity.

It’s an absolute shame that DC fired Gretchen Felker- Martin for exercising free speech and then @bsky.app suspended her account. Every writer here should be decrying this because we have to stand up for each other! This is ridiculous.

the tea but with muppets: thread

the predator in animated movies: thread

betty white album covers: thread

I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators. Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!

lady gaga in movies she was def in: thread

Ever have an opinion that you just KNOW people won't like, but kinda want to say it out loud for your own sake anyways? Like, not about something that actually matters, of course. Just some pop culture discourse kind of thing. Do i need to go back to Twitter for that?

Grilled some bomb ass chicken in my secret recipe bbq sauce

muppetized book covers: thread

Having brunch, so long as you count a brownie as an egg dish.

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

Trump Administration Plans to Remove Nearly 700 Unaccompanied Migrant Children, Senator Says | The removals would violate the Office of Refugee Resettlement's “child welfare mandate and this country’s long-established obligation to these children,” said Oregon Senator Ron Wyden.

I have a week to make rent and I'm £600 short. If 12 people signed up annually, I'm covered. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 800 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

The IRS wants Americans to weigh in on Direct File, the agency's free tax filing program. We already know Direct File has been widely popular and successful. The program could save Americans billions annually between filing fees and time costs. www.irs.gov/newsroom/irs...

Here's my back brace/posture corrector prototype. I'm trying to gauge interest before I set up the pre-orders within the next week. There will be 3 patterns available. It will be 40-50$ USD. For the size, please select your size or mention your measurement?

Hard to articulate just how excited I am for this game!

I shared a little update. Please share to help me reach donors who can help me with my dad's stroke recovery. Thank you! #mutualaid #strokesurvivor gofund.me/d1ee7ddf

Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw

"Circus peanut flavored bubble gum" ... Is this anything?

These threads are never NOT great, but this one is exceptional.

I feel like this thread was made specifically for @rjcity.bsky.social

Trump promised to lower costs. What did he do instead? He handed tax cuts to the wealthy and left hardworking parents picking up the bill. New from us & @tcfdotorg.bsky.social ⤵️ 🔗: tcf.org/content/comm...

Bell is set up at FanEx Toronto with a Booth that generates AI photos of people. Feel free to call up bell to cancel your services if you wanna prove a point about how much that shit sucks