I want this day to be over but if I got to sleep another day will just start again.

its spider season in WA and ham is not doing himbs job ,,, aaaaaaaaa

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

counter_strike_terrorists_win.wav is the last thing you hear before getting raptured

I'm at the TikTok-prophesized rapture I'm at Rosh Hashana I'm at the combination TikTok-prophesized rapture on Rosh Hashana

Call a vet because Gary looks sick af

start every day with am ice coffee and maximum strength autism

It cost $0 to repost my mspaint art 🎨

Good morning 🖤💜😅

there should be a four hour window between 9am and 10am where you can just fuckin vibe

I ask simply: why is it that the "representation" that we get is always this strategic, triangulating, self-serving bullshit where is the representation for stupid bitches who are willing to get ourselves killed over shit that we actually believe

merry autumnal equinox, gang ^-^

Please help if you can and share. This should be an easy goal to reach! Every dollar makes a difference. ❤️❤️❤️

Girls be like: “_20 September._

why are you, my fave band, not going on til 10 when I am old and tired

sweet idiot boy teddy

right wing: we want to kill you dems: they probably can't 🤷

If you are not wishing our dear sweet beloved Daniel a happy birthday, then wtf is wrong with u ?

A beautiful woman keeps calling and saying, “This is an attempt to collect a debt.” I hear you. A debt of love

let's go lesbians

showing this to my boss first thing in the morning

she's so romantic 🥰

Get in loser. We are going to spirit Halloween.

The rain brought gifts again! This is my best year so far in finding all types of mushrooms but definitely more choice edibles (in good condition!).

sleepmaaaxing

Hey, Buddy. You can't bring all that hope in here! Get outta here!

we get by with a lil help from our friends 🎶

Does anyone else get imposter syndrome over googling stuff. Like I knew how to hard boil an egg I just wanted to check how many minutes in case they changed it 🥺

Where is god so I can kick the shit out of em’

Argon at the vet

The Wall Street Journal needs to issue a full retraction and apology to the trans community for this. Nothing less will suffice. They put us all in danger and recklessly put out incorrect information.

Scare away judgmental people by posting 1% of your best thoughts and 100% of your worst thoughts

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c'mere and leave me alone

id never do som'n so silly,, but take off yr glasses before spritzing yr face with toner 🫩

Don’t bother having empathy for Charlie Kirk. He literally didn’t believe in the concept of empathy. In his own words: “I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage."

Give this the same attention you’ll give Charlie Kirk’s shooting. Give it more even.

My dad disappeared from his Baltimore trucking company when I was a kid. 20 years later, I went looking for answers. I did it to survive. In telling this story, I hope in some way to help others do the same. “Whatever Happened to Eddy Crane?” is out in April 2026. This is the cover…

cwazy how nothing could be done in the history of ever to avoid something like this

please help if you can ❤️

maybe we've been too harsh to the mormoms

local cafe suddenly in inexplicably better mood

Anyway, might make burgers tonight