my dad snoring during the movie he insisted we all watch

merry Chrysler and happy Honda days

It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.

I hope yr having a lovely lazy day,💚

u ever think about how lucky we are to live in a timeline where tacos exist

don't let yr dreams be dreams. day drink and make pancakes

Can we boost this

his ass is not working

We are NEVER escaping samsara, dawg

Schrödinger's 𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐

gotta make it to next july to see evanescence after that all bets are off

trans woman finds evidence of her existence in the music that kept her alive, news at eleven

worms in my brain don't wanna work just wanna play on phone

one uncircumcised eggnog latte

I made an account specifically for my art spamming!! Please follow so you don’t miss my art :))!! 💜🫶🏽💜 @zenzizzeme.bsky.social

hiiiiii MA request we need $2383 minimum to save our injured cat, he’s my wife’s ESA and it loves him more than anything else in this world ven @maksheyfe ca$h $cavalieraviator paypaI @maksheyfearts

stricken with one day Victorian wasting child disease

deer diary

yeeeeaahh, whatever man

hi ✨🦇💕

A bag of chips hates to see me coming

Weighed blankets are not enough I need to be fed through a woodchipper

trying to decide if I wanna treat myself to opening game Seattle torrent tickets

psa: you deserve a little treat just for staying alive

do anything fun while you were dying and other bangers to ask yr chronically ill friends

just saw a tesla on bbs rims and it's yr problem too

someone stole my amazon echo dot out of my office years ago and occasionally it takes over my spotify hope u like nanahira on repeat hoe

Ah yes, pharmaceutical grade meth, the drug I most closely associate with power naps.

cancel all her meetings she's non verbal in the corner

oh. so a guy defiles your corpse and places your brain in an upcycled cadaver and suddenly everyone is calling you his monster???

good morning it's time for adventures

folke is paying his boop dues (him booping his head into mine while i sit on the toilet)

live, love, lounge

a lotta yall still dont get it Senators can use multiple slurp juices on a single senate so if you have 1 astro Senator and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new senates Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

good morning please have a beast token

it’s murder monday!!! it’s time to execute our plots

I told my cat that she “makes a better door than a window” I felt myself age 20 years

happy 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald to everyone who celebrates

monday can't get u if yu don't let it

"i scour the bed for big spoons and find naught but an empty drawer" and other dramatic phrases i tell her when I wake up unsnuggled

what if we lived in the mushroom high-rises

alright let's get out of here

whimsymaxxing in the gnome trail

book has a lil map 😮‍💨

bogos binted