If you're 60, 69% of the job growth in your lifetime came under Democratic presidents. If you're 45: 75%. If you're under 28: 100%. Not a typo. The Republican column since 1998 nets out below zero. (Source: BLS)

Wife’s Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits https://theonion.com/wifes-muscular-sidepiece-challenged-to-battle-of-wits/

Dang they really got a category for everything

Great job 👏

The perfect parody doesn't exis-

“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard

By Swiss cartoonist L'Épée.

Not only is Erin right, but 80% of global CO2 emissions can be tied to *57* companies, and 2/3 of what's left can be tied to the wealthiest 1%. **93%** of global CO2 emissions tied to persons (corporate and corporeal) who want us fighting so they avoid accountability.

This is how to speak to every single one of those sycophants.

"There's still gonna be more bloodshed unless they shut their mouth." Probably not a good sign when federal officials sound exactly like abusive husbands

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

DHS has published its Final Rule to eliminate "duration of status" for F, J & I nonimmigrants. One of the most significant changes to international student, exchange visitor & foreign media programs in decades, it will be costly, cause chaos, and cut legal immigration.

Meta glasses ad vandalized in London https://manualdousuario.net/en/they-live-meta-glasses-kylie-jenner/

Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals https://theonion.com/cyclosporiasis-outbreak-linked-to-ancient-evil-corrupting-the-7-sacred-diarrhea-crystals/

Eric Trump said this was a thrill for the people on the beach, who can be seen panicking as the wake of the low-flying jet rips apart their umbrellas, blows sand everywhere and generally causes complete chaos.

GOSH. SEEMS LIKE THE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WAS PREVENTABLE THROUGH GOOD SCIENCE. How do we know? BECAUSE WE WERE DOING IT SUCCESSFULLY.

I don’t know what to say to you, Texas.

There's nothing more populist and middle America than -- checks notes -- getting one's son to a golf lesson on a military helicopter. www.ms.now/news/veeps-s...

Today is Harry Dean Stanton’s 100th birthday.

This is delightful.

Lindsey Graham’s Will Orders Estate To Start War With Azerbaijan https://theonion.com/lindsey-grahams-will-orders-estate-to-start-war-with-azerbaijan/

JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it.

Hey, so, I was so angry today that, for once, I blogged it instead of posting about it. Games media, especially mainstream games media, cannot keep abdicating responsibility in how it talks about these things an-evening-at-the-inn.ghost.io/video-game-s...

MONSTER MONDAY #monstermonday GAMERA

what a wonderful man. don’t know if he ever saw this but i sure hope so

Sam Neill (1947–2026)

This reminds me of this conversation with Tiny.

@albertburneko.bsky.social with another heater

The polar opposite reactions here to the deaths of Sam Neill and Lindsey Graham are such a reminder that we all have a choice whether to live our lives in a way that brings joy or misery to those around us. I think if you’re remembered fondly as Sam Neill is today, you’ve pretty much won at life.

Thank you. Too many people were on the 'closeted Lindsey' train to explain why he did what he did and helped Trump instead of focusing on the fact he was a bad person and agreed with what Trump was doing and needed no convincing.

1. Last week, the Trump administration published its "Unified Agenda" a massive document (4000 rules!) that details its regulatory plan for the next year. Buried inside was a massive concession to some of Trump's largest donors: Big Chicken.

Sam Neill on tackling depression and imposter syndrome when you’re between jobs.

Have you got time? I've got games. fraserronald.itch.io

‘Time To Become Immortal,’ Announces RFK Jr., Exposing Perineum Atop Solar Tower https://theonion.com/time-to-become-immortal-announces-rfk-jr-exposing-perineum-atop-solar-tower/

A bombshell FOIA request has revealed how the FBI and Department of Justice trained its investigators to scrub the Epstein files clean. trib.al/dNbUbM3

CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt

New video! Last month I was invited to Spain's Guadalindie game convention to do a talk of my choice. I ended up giving an angry polemic about how the culture of games is failing designers left and right, because there is no games industry. There's just "play" www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Xm...

"Even if McConnell did have a health emergency, leftists have no right to come between him and his doctor. There are some lines you just don’t cross, and every American deserves the right to make decisions on their health in accordance with the medical professionals they trust."

This is science I can get behind. F you Economist and WSJ.

Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer https://theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-the-fucking-drawer-1827516871/

Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/

This is only related in a sideways manner, but: the story of any small slice of humanity is the story of humanity, just boiled down and distilled. So: In 2020, we had a lot of conversations about harassment at SF/F conventions, and Isaac Asimov came up several times.

Breaking: Judge Lewis Kaplan has ordered the release of $5 million+ in damages owed to E. Jean Carroll by Donald Trump. Trump failed to convince the judge to delay the payment. This comes more than three years after he was found liable for sexual assault.

Honestly I really wish American reporters were more willing to ask Trump enablers "how do you live with the shame of this every day?"

The point of tension is that we still have to listen to the corrupt blather you spew from every orifice at all times, America. Please fuck off into the sun at your earliest convenience. Thanks.

Good thing no one is laughing at us under Trump! We have the world's love and respect! The hottest country!

"Contrary to popular belief, it's not all fire and brimstone, and unlike what's happening on Earth, our weather is highly predictable. You can read about it in Dante's travel blog. Our third and ninth circles are actually quite refreshing."