I am once again thinking of the French girl attempting to say "Burger".

Fuchan wanks

herald subeditor: oh hey u guys are back early kevin mckenna: glasgow's woke herald subeditor: what? kevin mckenna: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* glasgow's woke

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

Keir Starmer as Prime Minister has maintained the Section 35 block on the Gender Recognition Reform (Scotland) Bill which was passed with cross-parliamentary support by the Scottish Parliament. Labour doesn't believe that Scotland should be able to make its own laws. I hope they get annihilated.

If you don't hate trans people, vote Green today!

Don't be one.

A reminder for the in-person voters. IGV are on every regional ballot today. They exist solely to try to confuse people who want to vote Scottish Green. They succeeded in preventing at least two Scottish Green candidates from being elected in 2021. If you're a Green voter please don't be fooled.

Hey guys! Just a little shout out there about my game, Without a Dawn, that it exists and that it came to consoles a little while ago! Unfortunately, not much coverage, but it's kinda cool dark experience. If you enjoyed it, please consider spreading the word. Thank you! 💚😊 #art #indiegame

Original Star Wars concept art by Ralph McQuarrie. Hang it in the Louvre.

You might have thought that Galloway was incapable of reaching new heights of unseriousness, but "sending well wishes to his own party's campaign, for whom he is a candidate, in five days time, from Moscow" has done exactly that, phenomenal, what a fuckin weapon

Yep, 🧵 pretty much sums it up.

Despite creating a billion-dollar franchise - with a new $200M budget Hollywood blockbuster launching in a month - the creator of He-Man's family were unable to afford his dementia and care facility costs, and had to setup a GoFundMe. Mattel gave $5,000.

I am possessed of the unalterable need to sweep em up.

First time reading “Autofac” by Philip K. Dick. No surprise but he diagnosed the problem with AI in 1955.

"Some things require nerves of steel. Winning at poker. Aviation. Stealing a skull you find in Budapest. Sneaking the skull past customs. Ignoring the visions brought by the skull, hellscapes not even Bruegel could imagine. Starting a business." - Charles River, Founder, River Side Casino

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Michael Jackson will return in Groomsday

@brunodias.bsky.social your receipt, sir

Driving her out of the country wasn't enough for them. Just an insatiable lust for destroying trans women and willing to harm anyone else to achieve that aim.

In a nutshell. 😊

'but harry potter was such a huge part of my childhood' reminder: the only reason jk rowling is doing a harry potter tv remake is bcos she wants a version she can flog that doesn't involve the original cast.

I'm sorely regretting taking this offer a while back having seen that transphobic advert they ran. Don't give these people a penny

I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”

This 👇👏👏👏

Solid Cat

Hooting and hollering at this like an ancient Roman spectator at the gladiator fights

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

I have some cool news to share with you! Without a Dawn is coming to consoles (PS4, PS5, Switch, Xbox One, Series X/S) on 16th April! 🥳 🔥 The fantastic @clickteam.bsky.social did the porting and will publish in a few days!

If you are standing or supporting the Labour party in Scotland this election, you are an enemy to the LGBTQ+ community. There is no nuance here. You're either on the side of human rights or you are not.

*I was a child in the 1960s the last time there was this much focussed hostility toward computation per se

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

Never forget that the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded jointly to Le Duc Tho as well: Vietnam's negotiator. He refused it as there was no peace. When I interviewed him in Hanoi in 1980, he dismissed Kissinger as "a liar".

I'm sorry, but this woman posting photos of her dog at a religious event in Spain and then having to frantically clarify a few days later at their "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account is something out of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

Every leader who isn't saying this is complicit, and anyone defending those leaders is telling on themselves.

"Hamburger Shonen" was absolutely a thing that existed in the 2000s though!

Too many people feel trapped in a system where life revolves around work. Our economy has been built on a broken idea that people exist to work, instead of work existing to support people’s lives.

people think the talmud is like the protocols of the elders of zion but it's 9,000 pages of "if a donkey kicks a lamp and sets a hay bale on fire, who pays for the hay" in every possible combination of owners of the donkey, lamp, and hay bale

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

Patient: I'm infertile? Doctor: Yes, I'm afraid you're shooting

If you're in the UK and looking to adopt a cat, pls consider Danny, who may have but one ear but a big heart. More info: www.instagram.com/p/DWwqxEJDB1...