Don't mess with a beautiful heart. ❤️

Hello! 👋💜😊

Everyone changes. You can't expect them not to. It would be like expecting a tree not to grow.

Always make time for your favourite people. ❤️

I keep forgetting I'm on the bluesky. Just popping in to say a quick hello! 💜😊👋

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

Hello! 😊💜👋

Some skeets are just far too long and the minute you see them, you think to yourself, I'm not reading that. But sometimes if you actually take the time to read them you might find that I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

Listen to your heart . . . but don't believe everything it says, sometimes your heart's full of shit.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve thought about you naked… And tied to a train track.

Waking with boobs against my back would fix me

Pronounces carrot cake like tarot card

what do you say we turn this bouncy castle into a bouncy home?

There are a lot of "rules" for parents these days. When I was a kid, the only rule for parents was to make sure the kid was home when the street lamps came on

Fleetwood Mac’s 𝘎𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘖𝘸𝘯 𝘞𝘢𝘺 is my favorite song about men who refuse to ask for directions.

Not to brag, but someone just told me I was better than nothing.

People who tell you to be yourself always think you’re someone else

Doing laundry in between martinis is the only way

Hello you lovely people! 💜❤️😊👋

💥HEY GUYS I'VE GOT SOME EXCITING NEWS!💥 My son makes grillz & is doing a giveaway! If you want a chance to win, just follow his account & tag someone on Instagram! He's even made some for Yungblud so you're in good company! Please like & repost! instagram.com/p/DMdLMTtoh8O/…

I'm sure some really annoying smart arse will be telling us how many days it is until Christmas soon, but I assure you, it definitely won't be me. (163)

Hello! It was a bit breezy here today! I hope you had a wonderful day! With love from Big Boi and myself! 😊💜🐶👋

When you speak your truth and stand up for yourself... ... your soul smiles and thanks you. ❤️

Lots of people use makeup and filters these days and that's absolutely fine! But, just in case you've forgotten, this is what an older woman looks like with no makeup and no filter. I think I look amazing! 😊💜😊💜

I am woman. Hear me say "I'm fine" when really, I'm not. ~ women

Don't expect people to understand you if they haven't taken the time to get to know you.

As it's 🇨🇦 Canada Day 🇨🇦 I'm going to share a cheeky pic of my furry beaver. Don't say I don't treat you every now and then... 😊💜😉

I just walked into a spider's web and ended up getting a black belt in karate.

Every woman is beautiful and should be appreciated and treasured. That's all I'd like to say. Thank you for listening. ❤️

Send a friend a message to let them know you care It can make them feel better if you can't be there Your words, they hold a power like a hug sent from afar to wrap your arms around them No matter where they are

I just made this banana bread and I think it looks quite pleased with itself! Who fancies a slice? 😂😂🍌😊

Just use your paws...

The spatula and potato masher hold hands in the kitchen drawer. their eyes locked together in a loving gaze. With their bodies entwined, they know this way they'll be able to stay together forever and nothing, and no one, will ever tear them apart...

[Parisian restaurant, breakfast] me: I hear that you do the best toasted cheese & ham sandwich in all Paris, here server: that’s a croque monsieur me: oh that’s a shame, I’ll just have a croissant instead then please

Hello! Please say hello if you happen to see this! 💜😊😘👋

*Lays down in a beanbag* I guess I live here now. 💜😉

If you don't understand my humour it may just be because you're stupid. Good talk.

I'm so glad I've got absolutely nothing in common with those women who are bitchy to, and about, other women. We should be supporting each other, not slagging each other off ffs. Be there for your sisters. ❤️

Mission impossible, but it's me trying to find the end of the sellotape.

Sorry I'm late. I was scrolling down a form trying to find my date of birth.

Proof of life. Hello! 😊💜👋

Never forget that if people don't accept you for everything you are, they were never your people to begin with. You're perfectly perfect exactly the way you are. Don't change for anyone. ❤️

Hello and a very good morning to you, from Big Boi and myself! Here's hoping the sun shines for you today! 😊💜👋☀️

Not to brag, but I've been told I've got a very slappable arse* face*

AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS OFFICER: Purpose of your visit? ME: *points to my handlebar mustache CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo

cat: omg you’re home I have something I absolutely cannot wait to show you me: is it your butth— cat: it’s my butthole

If I ever broke out of prison the first thing I’d do is dress like Waldo and hang out at a busy beach

I respect your opinion because it doesn’t matter to me.

My toxic trait is dumping radioactive waste in your backyard

A Darth Vader shaped body wash that says "I AM YOUR LATHER" when you squeeze it