Does Jesus know he was born during Toyotathon

I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies

Just heard an ad for Eckrich — the official smoked sausage of the College Football Playoff. The official smoked sausage of the College Football Playoff. What. In the fuck. Are we doing.

I see lots of you guys posting about 68 Ventures but I venture to guess you're not thinking enough about getting right with the true MVP, your savior Jesus Christ

If I wanted to party with 7 people who barely know each other I would simply play Octopath Traveler

When I get invited to the work Christmas party.

@tolkoto.com Where you been, man? theonion.com/man-rides-di...

The one thing AI will never replicate is the smell of a grown man covered in mayo after winning a football game.

KEEP MY WIFE (super mario 64)'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

@jeffgerstmann.com @bradshoemaker.bsky.social @vinnycaravella.bsky.social I’m listening to an old Bombcast from 2010 and can you believe that Microsoft raised the price of their Xbox online service that year?

Watching my Pornhub Wrapped. Gonna be real awkward when I see my stepsister at Christmas this year.

just watched a few dozen videos from the TikTok account of the people who own a caracal cat which very clearly should not be a pet and wants to kill them (every video is like this)

Me (in my very best Nine Days voice): This is NPR News

Metroid Prime is just a scam by Big Vagina to sell more Vaginas.

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

the democrats have done more donation soliciting based on the admin going after mark kelly than they have done actual messaging, and that kind of gives the jig up about the party's priorities. they have the high ground and a winning message and all they can think about is squeezing donors for bucks

just opened my Landlord Wrapped?!? why did they need to send this

Real Estate: Look Who You’ve Become

This is an incredible read, but how the Hell was “Stroke” available for the name of a magazine? medicineiowa.org/fall-2020/he...

The McDonald’s ads in my podcasts about donating $4,000,000 worth of scholarship money had me thinking. A Google search tells me that McDonald’s is worth roughly $215,150,000,000. That’s 0.0018% of their total value.

Whoever taught my aunt how to use emojis is an asshole.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

At this point I’m not even here for the food, I’m just here to see the incredible collection of Tupperware the aunts bring out at the end of the meal.

Cutting my cousin out of my life after she came out. … as a fan of Pentatonix.

Getting really mad because my seasonal depression hasn’t kicked in yet and have nothing to blame being an asshole on. Unless… unless I am just an asshole?

SOMEONE IS UPLOADING ALL OF THE SOUTH AFRICAN GLADIATORS EPISODES TO YOUTUBE

Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy

Feels like I’m getting dangerously close to accidentally learning what a “labubu” is and I am terrified.

[avengers mansion] CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite

Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters

let me be the first to say we should not do a nazi jurassic park

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

nightmare blunt rotation

me when another batch of college booze and hot dog sales come in and it's time to update the spredsheets

@giantbomb.bsky.social Serious suggestion: the Giant Bomb choir.

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SHAREHOLDERS

It's like the other schools aren't even trying

I have long said that we need to get Joey Harrington and Eli Manning in the same room so they can visualize a path forward for women’s pro soccer

Already used up my monthly allotment of suicide jokes and it’s only the 5th, goddammit.

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

New awareness campaign

Alan Wake 2

This is the most ruthless act of union busting in the history of the UK games industry. Yesterday, @rockstargames.com unfairly fired over 30 employees for union activity. We won't back down, and we're not scared - we will fight for every member to be reinstated.

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do

Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!