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"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party. We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

Wise words

Pokemon FireRed And LeafGreen On Switch Won't Let You Name Your Rival 'Dickbutt' https://kotaku.com/pokemon-firered-leafgreen-nickname-rival-censorship-2000674512

Never heard of this law before right this second but holy fuck if it does not 100% check out

yikes 😬 Browt is on record as having supported the NATO bombing of Yugoslavia

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

Tax billionaires out of existence.

making a 2026 botch thread darby allin goes for the wrong leg, pac corrects him

really good book that everyone should read right now ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️

Thinking of developing a coke habit so that when I’m in the bathroom for a long time, people don’t think I’m in there taking a huge shit. I can be like, “Nope! I wasn’t taking a huge shit, I was doing coke!”

Selling a mattress on craigslist, wanting people to know it's not gross, writing "Did not have sex on mattress" then worrying they'll think I'm a loser and changing it to "Had a lot of sex on mattress"

This year's Baseball Prospecuts hits hard. And, yes, perhaps the Angels do represent the current moment more than any other club.

It’s that time in my depression cycle when I stop looking both ways before I cross the street.

45 minutes into this curling event and I still have absolutely no clue what the fuck curling is about.

when i was about 8 i fell off from a shopping cart and hit my head blacking out for a few seconds. not sure why this video is the final straw but i’m now sure i never woke up

book

listen you finicky coot

@grubb.wtf Hey, what was the name of that beer you really like? Some kind of Irish beer I think.

Castlevania Belmont's Curse coming 2026

the sleep police have arrested me and they are saying i should be unconscious by now they are waterboarding me with sleepytime tea they are beating me with soft pillows and teddy bears they are playing beethoven and rain sounds at unbelievably high volume

Mike REALLY wants to beat PS1 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire... But the game won't stop clowning around. 🙃

This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public

This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.

dear god, if you exist, please send us a reporter brave enough to ask him about the pants shitting

when we get in the car to run errands and I ask my girlfriend where we’re stopping first

just choked on my beverage

Personal shopper. 📸 Brianna Edmiston

Getting written up for asking a coworker with a thick full mustache and prominent soul patch to play Zappa’s “Muffin Man” following his presentation on streamlined acquisition practices.

ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

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By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

Even in the aftermath of seeing an innocent woman murdered, people did as their leaders asked, going through all the "right" channels to express their anger. Their reward for this was weeks of inaction on ICE violence and now a second and even more brazen murder in their streets.

What it feels like to live in America and believe ALL people should have basic human rights.

We’ve now had old Doctors, young Doctors, a female Doctor, a repeat Doctor, a black Doctor, what Doctor Who needs next is a fat Doctor.

Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."

I just thought everyone should see this

Protect those who have remained optimistic through all of this.