Dogs are guardian angels. 🥹

The Nintendo Switch Game Cartridge Taste Tester fucked up and now this current batch isn't rancid.

You know who has been suspiciously quiet about all this lately? The prehistoric salt water crocodile

me at 4am: just getting up to pee real quick my cat: great, now that you’re awake, let’s address my needs immediately

oh my god

If two strong friends lift each other off the ground at the same time they will soar through the air forever

I think all of the grief and loss from the past 2 years is just catching up to me. It’s so hard to stay awake recently.

One of the coolest arcades! Every play it in person?

⭐️💫🌟

Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms

chi chai monchan 💫

Windy Valley, as Sonic 'Sonic Adventure'.

Wonder Woman ✨

oh miku the hatsune... we're really in it now

Not to fucking brag but I cut people with money off for way less fucking degenerate shit than pedophilia/rape/murder

ser miku

rating you on a scale from catfish to chilean seabass

life update

I heard a loud thump and found this:

A Chao can be unlocked in the 'Sonic Adventure 2: Battle' racing mini-game by clearing all of Tails' missions.

made an alien oc 👽

Abolish and prosecute ICE

twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse

the nice woman at this coffee shop in OKC just brought me another cold brew "just because!" and I smiled and said "thank you!" and now the Visions will come

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

problematic rage gap. only one person in the dynamic is consumed by vengeance

Turned the teal blue with some leftover pink dye!

it’s tough trying to be fergalicious in these trying times

tomatoads on the vine 🍅 🐸

i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing

nobody talks about the 9/11 playstation demo disc

Let the intrusive thoughts win and finally bleached and dyed all my hair

Gamers. It’s time

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

i think tech deck should be in the olympics

why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not

Santa Confirms He Will No Longer Be Gifting Xbox Consoles

Google now suggests ‘Wicked Witch’ when users search for Madame Morrible: “Flip it around… Did you mean: wicked witch”

i haven't really done an update because i don't really have anything new to share since i've been hiding in my house! neonazis took over the local legoland so yeah living in texas still kinda sucks!

Season 2 Episode 28 - Frame 603 out of 2785

☕🥪 #ScoobyDoo

usahana scissors 💫

Will I be able to follow the plot of Metroid Prime Beyond if I haven't played Metroid Prime Bed and Metroid Prime Bath?

On next week's episode, we finally chat about the GOAT.

My orange boy is perfect; he restores my soul Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of blue, I fear no evil, for orange is with me His hiss and his slorp, they comfort me He prepares a hairball before me in the presence of guests My cup runneth over. Please take your paw out of my cup