Have had an absolute miserable time drawing as of late, everything takes like 5000 hours to do and I'm still only 10% finished do I have some fucking brain damage ???

I'm about ready for bed once I wake up I'll be checking the DMS, last call everyone!!!

I'll probably be leaving this open for 24hrs, give y'all plenty of time to make your submissions :)

How it feels when your coffee mixes with the ADHD medication you just took

Ladies and Gentlemen... Moovember 2025 commissions are here! I'm opening 3 slots! If you want me to turn a character of your choice into a big meaty cowgirl in a cowkini, DM me your character and pose refs now!

You have to pay to use public toilets in Europe????

Gonna open the special moovember commissions tomorrow

There is nothing that makes me more irrationally angry than a bed sheet that's just a liiiiittle too small for the mattress you're trying to put it on

I handled that entire incident terribly and despite that nothing really happened aside from a small dip in followers for a few days before growth returned to normal. His reputation is so awful that nobody gives a shit outside of his small bubble of outratefarm drones what he has to say

I love it when people bring up that old rev video with me in it like it did anything tangible or long lasting to my income or reputation, all my friends & followers know the guy is full of shit and makes up anything to get views

Oh yeah I played Dispatch I'm glad that the telltale style of video game didn't die with them, it's very good!

Oh by the way I have a new poll up on patreon, help me decide who will be drawn as a big milky cowgirl next!!! www.patreon.com/posts/cowifi...

Those stupid demons were whispering into in my ears in tongues as if I didn't have other fucking holes, get a grip.

I've got a long history online but this might be my worst post of all time

RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH THE BUGS ARE IN MY SKIN HEEEEEELPPPP MEEEEEEEE

Can you blame a wigga for getting a little creamy at the tip when stimulated

I'm tired of being serious. I will simply fly into the sun with my wax wings, fuck you god I'm from the block and you ain't (Australian btw)

You're laughing, they're digging my innards out with a shovel and you're laughing?????

Head so good she crumples my fucking dick like aluminium foil

You can shoot me in the head I'll simply jiggle my brain in my skull and dodge a fatal wound (concussion is an acceptable loss)

I should be drawing but I'm so fucking tired today

Somehow against all odds she said she had a good time, chat I think we might have done it!!!!

Logging off today I'm going on a date!!! See you tomorrow :)

So have the updated the emulators yet so Pokemon Z-A is playable yet.

Evil halloween commission for @rooftopnoona.bsky.social

Lucifer Helltaker

Lucifer Helltaker

Do you think if you inflated a guys foreskin with helium and then sealed it with epoxy there would be enough helium trapped to make the penis float while flacid

For the first time in a while twitter has genuinely become too irritating to look at, everyone on there is so fucking dumb or deliberately playing dumb to push agendas I think I need a cleansing from that muck.

I have come to the realization that saying someone is projecting in an online argument is the pseudointellectuals equivelant of saying "I know you are but what am I"

Happy Halloween!

Evil halloween commission for @rooftopnoona.bsky.social

I just wanted to see Ascari and Catherine in fancy dresses 🥺🥺

Awake now and Eh... It's alright I guess.

Finally made the patreon tier that will save my career forever

Look at her

Lady M hopes you have a great Halloween! (She has put rat fur and asbestos in all the candy she gave out)

Lady M hopes you have a great Halloween! (She has put rat fur and asbestos in all the candy she gave out)

first 5 seconds of the fucking show and its just this ABSOLUTE CINEMA LMAOOOO

Alright time to watch critical role season 4 hope its better than the last one

How the fuck is the month over already dawg I'm cooked

Me after apologizing for getting someone's pronouns wrong

That's why he's the GOAT

have you ever laughed so hard you THREW UP?????? Cuz I just did All over my fucking bedroom floor

Today I failed the Life Event QTE so today turned into a day off sorry guys

Playing dawn of war dark crusade and god the Imperial Guard SUCK DICK when fighting two bases in campaign. Like as soon as you don't have the number advantage early game you just lose no matter what, no chance to get to your vehicles/good upgrades before you're mowed down.

New wip on the patreon

Someone pissed me off on twitter saying you can't draw flat women with big tits so I made a whole thread asking for people to give me characters to doodle with sudden giant boob disease so here's a very rushed drawing of Rika pokemon with button poppin tits feel free to suggest more FLAT ppl below

Commission for PhantomBun