Joining the Crocs cult at 32 years of age. I have been made to believe this will be a life changing experience

My partner is portable joy on a sugar rush. Long weekend in the (alleged) sunshine is gonna be so lovely

The Boys finale really took inspo from Game of Thrones huh

Hacksquats into squat jumps today at gym and I genuinely felt faint afterwards. Will never know how frogs do it

Free house for the first time in months, I’m going to hold my own solo concert and sing out all my tension

Vegan journey update! Tofu scramble is forever delightful, and adapting some of my fave dishes has been super easy because TVP rules. I’m a novice cook with a lot to learn, but I’m proud of my progress. Some vegan dishes from the week below:

Want to significantly reduce suicide rates? Start universal basic income. Decouple survival from employment entirely and enable everyone to truly pursue happiness.

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

BREXIT DIDN’T DO ANYTHING I WAS PROMISED AND ONLY MADE MY LIFE WORSE SO I VOTED FOR FARAGE, THE ARCHITECT OF BREXIT, BECAUSE THINGS WILL TOTALLY GET BETTER THIS TIME! I fucking hate this country sometimes

This was genuinely cute: sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/

In a good mooooood 🎶 though my pupils are a bit unhinged

Happy voting day fellow UKnians! Fully expecting Labour to get obliterated, and crossing my fingers that kinder politics will take their place

Really want to see the Michael Jackson movie but suppressing the urge to stim would be agoNEEEE-HEEE

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

"She never imagined the Met Gala would start being seen as a symbol of excess" is just an absolutely incredible line.

Bought my sister a pink DS with 6 games for her + her kids. Excited for the little ones to experience games before micro transaction hell and to see how games have evolved with time!

that's great Senator hope you get some cool shit with that tech bro lobby money

Been working towards being a full time vegan and overall doing really well. Slipped this morning and it feels shit, but I’m also glad it feels shit because I think that means something has fundamentally shifted for me and I won’t slip again in the same way

Why’s an American pressure group that helped overturn Roe v Wade suddenly taken an interest in your local park? Anti-rights movements won't stop with trans people, and we must hold back the tide. Get behind @transsolidarity.bsky.social’s campaign: https://protectparkrun.uk/

Gym this morning was mainly a work out for my nose, I was under an olfactory offensive 😭 I lifted a T-Rex though so that’s cool

I have not done enough Kuro posting lately

if they don’t want me to use cotton buds in my ears then they shouldn’t have made it feel like a tiny orgasm

Forgot what a great mood lifter Mike Love is

Neurospicies, any tips for catching or working through symptoms of burnout? Struggling with it a bit and then feeling guilty about being a barely functional human being for my loved ones

fao UK mooties ! could you sign this petition pleaseeeee <3 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

Taking our relationship to the next level this weekend with Overcooked 2 (we finished Overcooked 1 last time)

Banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie

Discovering Instaspam at 32 may have been a mistake for my productivity and remaining attention span whoops

There's now a website to submit name(s) of se×ual predators who have abused you & never been held to account. You do have to log in w/an email address (can be a burner account) & password- there are absolutely NO logs collected that tie your login to a submission. It's 💯% anonymous. www.namehim.io

I would die for Rocky

Evening grosbeaks.

Went to my first convention, For the Love of Horror. Was such a fun time <3 people had incredible outfits and the passion was palpable

FOB's Infinity on High is still such an incredible album. "The Take Over, the Breaks Over" has been in my head all week

Hearing the laughter of your person hits so good every single time <3

Goomy gang forever grids.fun/t/about-me-p...

something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.

Facts that make you want to kys

The oldest known living shark is the Greenland shark, which is considered the longest-lived vertebrate on Earth. Scientists estimate that some individuals are roughly 400 years old, with one studied female estimated to be up to 512 years old, born as early as the 1600s.

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

On the 19 Jan I finally stopped procrastinating and attended gym with a PT for the first time. 2.5 months in I’ve been going on average 3 times a week and now can’t imagine it not being a part of my life. The physical growth has been nice, but more importantly it’s been huge for my mental health!

This is why we fill the courtyard with blossom piles... 🌸 @pinkycrossin.bsky.social @isleofjane.bsky.social @thezsisland.bsky.social & Gabe, Trinka & Sandy

Took a long ride yesterday on a bike trail through Florida woods and wildlife management areas. This is a Barred Owl in a tree over the trail.

Finished The Good Place; genuinely incredible television. A wonderful balance of comedy and heart, with a really tactful take on what life is truly about.

Canadians are boycotting American goods and buying Canadian. Like this potato.

Overcooked is a really fun, continuous cardiac arrest

The Good Place is amazing but Season 3 just ripped my heart out fucking hell

Managed to get support for a business case to expand my team at work! They’ve worked so hard and are so passionate. My favourite thing about being a manager is ensuring people get seen and appreciated. GREAT way to end the working week!

Seeing a lot of people taking positive steps of self-improvement on my timeline, I stan all of you

big fan of her‼️