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Go follow me on Instagram! I’ll be mostly posting SFW content there. instagram.com/atomickingbood…

It’s November once again, so it’s time to bring back our beloved girl,Bethany Hummingbird! 🍁 #oc #originalcharacter #nsfw #digitalart

Dear Journalists, You seriously don’t have to always be like, “2 + 2, said by some experts in math to equal four.” You can just say the thing. It doesn’t make you biased. Really. It’s okay. XOXO, Simeon

#SaveSpeech URGENT UPDATE: They have put The KOSA BILL alongside many other bills in a "child safety" package in the House Energy & Commerce Committee. They will vote on it immediately when the shutdown stops. PLEASE CALL YOUR REPS! www.tumblr.com/musicoftheni...

Whether it's young Democrats expressing their support for DEI or young Republicans saying "I love Hitler,' both sides have expressed controversial opinions.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru

I think the Democratic party hates Zohran on a personal level because he's not a bloodless quant. Dem insiders seem to adore people with self-evidently craven, dull and obsequious personalities. They are flummoxed and angered by someone who has the behaviours and predilections of a normal human.

some frankly amazing AI slop that someone decided to try and post on the r/dataisbeautiful subreddit

Stop using generative AI. There is no legitimate use of generative AI. There is no “I hate AI but this is ok”. Not everyone is using it. We do not have to “get used to it or be left behind.” Just don’t. Just stop. Delete the app. Close your account. Save some money. Take the first step. #noai

tumblr era “wokeness” seems to be dead but interestingly the only people to still speak with the affectation from that era are TERFs and zionists

Unlike Disneyland, at River Side Casino you can view our founder’s cryogenically frozen corpse any time you want.

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Kitten discovers its tail: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/aww/s/f6Ws...

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers theonion.com/marines...

It's June 12th, Pulse Remembrance Day, and it's important to know that the City of Orlando has not delivered on the promises made to the families of the 49. No permanent memorial, no code violation inspection, no accountability. The 49 deserve better.

No legislation will erase me from existence. Despite everything, I will continue to laugh, even--especially--when life is cruel. I am non-binary. The relief and joy it has brought me and everyone around me cannot be denied. There is fear and uncertainty in this identity. But we are so much more.

Not Slate working overtime to hate on Bluesky…

Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.

hillbilly is short for hilliam william. not many people know this

This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position. Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."

Been reading a little mythology and it seems like one of the main cross-cultural themes is, “do not, under any circumstances, get on a boat.”

Detective Harrison Raines, who for reasons got cyberpunked into becoming the robotic Nurse Nene!

The Revolution will be AI-icized

I'm not gonna hate on anyone or their opinions and what they enjoy, but I think the current generation of gamers and fans don't realize that too much of a good thing is, in fact, a bad thing. Stories can end. We don't need a billion sequels. We don't need a billion remakes. We don't need a

“do something!!” first of all, I didn’t run for congress to “do stuff.” I did it because I like seeing my name on signs

I think, I'm doing it wrong 😄

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

only 2 weeks in and trumpflation is killing us

I’ve been drinking coffee since I was 8. We didn’t have a coffee maker. Everyone else drank tea. I drank instant coffee & loved it. Drank it non-stop. Years later, my mom had half a cup, got wired & was like “you’ve been doing this every day?!?” Coffee was only for special occasions after that.

Hi I'm Uni :3

#MarvelRivals Squirrel Girl

Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho...

He's always laying behind some plush

Lol

Adult films give younger people the wrong idea of how quick a plumber can come to your house 🤣