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Important note to self: You live on the ground floor and your tits are big enough that you can't go on the balcony shirtless anymore, so get used to it before you get in trouble, you dumbass

The whitest, whiniest weeb you know is now having the worst day of their life. 😂

Fuck Phillip Banks. Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

Look, I'm sorry, but if I see you walking around using your phone like this, I'm gonna assume you're stupid.

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June 14th, 2026. Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car.

Why do some people just speak in a tone and manner that always sounds really fucking condescending? Like you're stupid and they're lecturing you on the most basic things.

Lazy Gecko girl 🦎💦💦💦💦

I found a bunch of my old art from a decade ago and half of them are literally just this 😭😭😭

The splatoon demo was a little more interesting

So apparently Twitch still has a flash embed on their site and if Ruffle runs it, it breaks everything and Twitch will flag you as a bot. You need to disable Ruffle to use Twitch properly, right now.

While I do need another week to recover, I am serious about getting this streaming thing going again. I will start next week. Currently working on cleaning up my OBS shit and also setting up a new Discord server and all that jazz.

I know I gushed about it way too often already, but since I had the craving to replay them again... if you like the series at all, you need to play the two Great Ace Attorney games. The atmosphere (aided by the beautiful soundtrack) is so incredibly good, I feel immersed even on the 6th playthrough.

Gravity Circuit is currently free to own on Steam (offer ends June 14 - 10 AM PT) buff.ly/OhJdvte Deck verified

If a trans woman feels comfortable enough around you to ramble adorably about her nerdy interests you have basically touched the face of god

i don't wanna hear any oomfs post about the supergirl foreskin cup

It's bizarre how repeatedly people keep hijacking the conversation about Accessibility away from things like closed captioning, colorblindness support, alt-text for screen-readers, etc, to "Games should be easier to play, books should be easier to read, and shows should be simple to understand"

If you watched the Among Us tv show and enjoyed it but then asked "who is this show targeted at?" it's you! It was targeted at you! You're not an advertising exec. You don't need to know intended age, gender, and region breakdowns. None of those things affect your experience. It was you! Congrats!

Honestly, if I was running a massively corrupt government, I would be smart enough to realize that arresting a trillionaire criminal and seizing their assets would completely fix my country's economy.

a little on the nose for capitalism that the world’s first trillionaire is a nazi conman

(Repost) The girls 💙💚✨ @voyaneer.bsky.social #Mismatch | #OCs | #Ririn | #Jan (Vo's)

"elephant pisses all over public infrastructure" can we please tone down the political symbolism today guys

I can't get over the fact that Super Ghostbusters is on Tidal

The internet remembers everything except the very specific tech problem you're trying to fix

Damn... Day 1172 of asking @officialyugioh.bsky.social l to #BanMaxxC

Don't worry, FIFA will pay the city of Los Angeles in exposure.

There's another, a shop on TikTok that's been stealing my art, "Easy Life Pod" Please do not support companies that blatantly steal from artists.

Chapter 5 releases on the 24th at 5 PM for me. ... yeah I took the 25th off. >_>

#tech #data #security #privacy #safety #InfoSec #IT

For the record, I was one of the people who didn't give Expedition 33 a free pass, because I KNEW everyone else would justify it for using AI. And yeah, what HAPPENED to using a flat texture with the word "sample" scribbled on it?

I actually wanted to finally start streaming again this weekend, but given the situation, I need to recover from this first

I want to build my own ai agent that runs 100% on green energy and name it gock, so people can be "gock is this real?"

Truth nuke

so far only one mod on my server has warned me of this, and i haven't seen anyone talk about this specifically but: please read this article (by any means necessary) if you haven't already. this is dire not just for me but for every artist you love

Adjusted my profile down to "quintuple cat mom" Gotta remove her from the pet registry in the next days... Cried a lot. A lot. Just took a double dose of lorazepam. I guess I'll be sleeping well tonight.

Everyone at the vet office was really nice, too. And in the end they didn't even charge me for the injections and the reanimation attempt, which are pretty expensive. Just the examination, x-ray and, well, the cremation fee.

I'm just... devastated. I always thought she would grow super old. She was one of the smartest cats I've ever met. The family dynamic here's completely fucked now. She always was the boss.

Vet appointment in an hour, since Din has been having breathing issues for the past few days. I really hope it's just a cold...

did you know that testosterone is $60-$120 per month? did you know that it's a controlled substance so you have to jump through even more hoops to get it? you can't DIY transitioning like with estrogen. it is harder to get testosterone when care is limited did you know that?

We're at the point where the Telegraph are literally making up quotes. I said when veg is sold for pennies in supermarkets, it's a sign someone's not being paid properly. Farmers being paid a pittance for their produce. Workers on less than a living wage in supermarkets.

First look at White Ganon in The Legend of Zelda movie

Alright, new goal in life: Get an oversized white glove, draw a face on it, paint my arm green to chroma-key it out later, then take a video of jerking someone off with it, to create a Glover porn flick.

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

10+ hour workday while running on <5 hours of sleep. fucking kill me.