This dude needs to spend a summer day in Seattle riding a bike and bar hopping. 100x the Buc-ee’s experience.

How I keep myself in line in the morning.

Corporate dems fuk off.

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Nearly 400 local newspapers sue OpenAI, Microsoft over alleged copyright theft.

Man, fuck off.

Want to hear a beautiful song about riding a bicycle? youtu.be/4Vvqsny0kBI?...

I'm going to travel back in time and tell myself how in 2026 there's a website run by a white nationalist supervillain, a website he uses to meddle in domestic affairs and foment racial violence, but all the governments of the world still use it for official posts like it's no big deal.

It may be time to think about who is running for governor in 2028.

Hey I saw one of these too recently at 24th Ave E and Boyer. Much more “understandable” because drivers fly down 24th northbound. Three cars involved, with shattered glass covering the road for a whole block. Scary stuff. I cross here everyday on my ride to work.

This is so freaking funny.

incredible. SDOT spent tens of millions upgrading fremont and there is zero priority for cyclists. wtaf

pumpkin purée

New skill unlocked at 49yo. I can ride a bike no-hands and put my hair in a ponytail.

The secret is that drivers are always mad. Their anger just gets randomly directed at whatever they notice. Bus lanes. Bike lanes. Lane reductions. Other drivers. Cyclists. Pedestrians. Traffic generally.

Mayor Murray, Durkan, and Harrell were all unwilling to make the hard calls to transform our dangerous streets. As a result we're still talking about the same five streets where the most people are getting injured and killed: Aurora Ave N, Rainier Ave S, 4th Ave S, Lake City Way, and MLK Jr Way S.

A family-friendly Lake Washington Boulevard every weekend from Memorial Day through Labor Day! You absolutely love to see it! 😍 Thank you Mayor Wilson!

Cannot wait to loiter my brains out in Madison Valley.

The Climate Pledge Arena bag policy is part of car culture.

E-MOTOS ARE NOT E-BIKES!

"Ladies and gentlemen, I know we have ruined your lives, nothing is affordable, and how you can see now precarious your position really is, but let me assure those of you who don't possess the genes for curiosity that brown people are still way worse off than you, so praise god. And me."

How about an e-bike rebate?

People who love war are sociopaths.

Free biz idea. Open a much needed weed shop in NE Seattle on 35th NE between 65th and 85th and name it Wedgweed.

Obviously, under our Mobster Government, foreign policy is to “whack the boss.”

dreamy

I find it hard to justify the continued existence of these preservation boards if they are simply going to stand in the way of important safety upgrades.

weird how we never debate the horrible aesthetics of unsafe streets dominated by ginormous fugly SUVs

Lollllll get fucked

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

The next Jacquerie will also have mobs destroying every data center, and we will be better for it.

Mr. Gillies, at 76yo you are now past the average male life expectancy in the USA. As they say “You’ve had a good run.” Your cancer will most likely spread, and your treatment will burden society. Would you like me to provide a list of suicide options and instructions?

Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich

Basically *all* decent bike brands are posting in solidarity with Alex and it’s absolutely comedy gold all the insecure macho men who are flipping their shit and rapidly running out of their favorite brands. Bikes (of any type) are inherently and irrevocably political in our present world. ❤️ 🚲 ❤️

The Minnesota civil resistance campaign has been remarkably successful: - The GOP governor candidate dropped out - Numerous DOJ officials resigned - GOP members of Congress are speaking out; business feels pressure - Noem has been relieved of operational responsibility The campaign is winning.

This is courage. Looking a masked, government fascist dead in the eye, face to face, knowing full well that your life is on the line. If elected officials had 1/10th of Alex Pretti's resolve, we would have far fewer troubles.

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

Arrest the officers before they can leave the state.

ICE just shot another one of my neighbors. They had the person on the ground, being beaten by several agents, and then fired multiple shots. In front of the donut shop where we like to get donuts for our kids.

It’s a beautiful day in Seattle. Why fuck it up by getting in a car?

It’s ironic that they’re like “if we do ethnic cleansing we’ll have a high trust neighborly society” and then Minneapolis is literally doing high trust neighborly society and they’re like nooooo

Feels like just in my lifetime the tech industry went from solving problems to pretending to solve problems, to creating problems

Seattle "ethics" board FINED Katie Wilson for getting childcare help from her parents. But it was cool for Bruce Harrell to use city resources to campaign & they won't investigate his brazen coordination with his $$$ PAC. Hypocritical, sexist, classist bullshit. www.tiktok.com/@rondezvouss...

Science shows that reducing air pollution prevents e.g. asthma attacks, hospital admissions, chronic disease and premature death. If you ignore these benefits and only count the costs to industry, you can see that human life has no value. Clean air is not negotiable.

Seattle, we should put our immense amount of empty retail to good use and make some world class bike parking

Other countries are debating banning Grok as a sexual harassment horror show, but we take a different approach here in America.

cars are bankrupting us

i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.

Made these this morning for my kids. Excellent!

The Bay City Times Bay City,Michigan January 05,1919