Hello Kobold Artist. I would like you to draw my kobold... FACING THE CAMERA DIRECTLY FORWARD

[just had an energy drink an hour ago voice] are you ready for my 100 page essay on the history of rhe elimination of public bathrooms as part of a larger effort to criminalize homelessness

I don't like the death squads

Kobold who only eats the spicy rocks (uranium)

"What do we want?" Love and affection. "When do we want it?" Whenever, I don't want to be a burden.

oh i had this realization once

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

I didn't follow her on Twitter so I didn't know about a bunch of the other shit, but the moment I stopped following her was in the video about her being "cancelled" when she said " I just thought having Buck Angel do a voice would be funny. I didn't know everyone would get so mad"

Please stop asking the replicator for “bowls of human blood.” It’s not technically illegal but you’re really freaking people out

sucks all the cum out of your balls and forces you to cum blanks

The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.

Until we learn why generations of women keep swapping between "I hate restrictive modesty, I wanna be a liberated slut!" and "I hate extreme sexualization, I wish my boundaries could be respected and modesty sounds neat", we will not escape feminist samsara.

pulling off your coat to reveal your true form, 3 little kobolds hiding as whatever you used to be! falling into a pile and arguing about what gave each other away, what silly critters you are!!

kobolds unionizing to demand more cummies

Kobold who looks like this. Go on. Hug him without hurting him.

Anyway, here's tonight's drawing. 😄 Did you know that frost dragons have their own kind of kobolds called frostbolds? 😮 (They're just regular kobolds that wear big, poofy jackets. And the smallbolds wear warm knitted hats. 😊)

Telling someone to commit murder: bad, illegal even. Creating a robot that tells someone to commit murder: well, it's very complicated and we can't let China get ahead of us

k o b o l d 🦎

so, joking aside, I do really dislike this dynamic one of the reasons I very rarely get in fights On Here (aside from finding it personally upsetting) is that I believe that most people on the left-liberal spectrum have their hearts in the right place and prefer to direct my ire at people who don't

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A kobold discovers a distant cousin. 🦎 This was made on commission from someone who approached me from a certain 'kobold fan club'. I am humbled and grateful for the opportunity.

fun fact if you give me $24 I'll give you an hour of hypno for free

Kobold cursed to not be able to say anymore swears

Hope everyone is staying safe and warm and kicking off the new year with a refreshing glass of beef fizz.

I used to think X had no public utility but it is developing into some sort of monument to billionaire hubris. It's a living museum of paranoiac mania, a Grey Gardens situation.

Kobold in a blanket.

Hey I don't think you should use a website that generates CSAM on demand

Guys i found this thing you can totally just find some person, give them a bunch of prompts and even references, feed them money, and using their complex method of training, some use computers, but some use paper, and they generate for you better art than any shitty algorith could.

Women who speak out against x’s grok declothing women without their consent getting bombarded with the same prompts or jabs like “you’re just mad no one is using ai to make porn if you” I’m actually going to throw up on these freaks

Happy new year!

This is exactly how my cousin justified her use of it and accepting a death of a thousand cuts even when those cuts are slow and spread out drives me crazy “Well its just for this little thing” soon blossoms into “well its just for—“ for everything

meanwhile.... medicine has taken INSANE leaps and bounds in the last 2 years. we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this?? between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright

And here's tonight's drawing! 😊 Mt. Pancake was one of my favorite drawings from the summer, so I decided to redraw it in glorious colored pencil! 😄 Those kobolds are gonna have a WONDERFUL breakfast. 😁

THIS. Did you know sickle cell is curable, now? FULLY curable. If you're feeling down or despairing about what FEELS like technology/advancement/science "standing still" or being fully malicious, I have great news: You're not paying attention to actual science. Just tech industry marketing.

Dragon, speaking to a room filled with their kobolds: Okay, so have any of you played a musical instrument before? 🤨 Random Kobold: Is a rock an instrument? 😮 Dragon: No, kobold, a rock isn't an instrument. 😑 (Random Kobold raises hand) Dragon: Moss isn't an instrument either. 😑

A kobold walks up to their dragon and rubs their face with the eraser end of a pencil. Dragon: Aaah!!! What on earth are you doing!? 😤 Kobold: ... It didn't work... 😢 The kobold drops the pencil and forlornly walks away.

you encountered an enemy! quickly, select the kobold named Attack to attack

hope my old landlord who charged me rent on a fridge and a/c unit stubs her toe when she reads this.

We've learned in the past decade or so that forensic science and behavioral psychology are basically made up. Meanwhile, medical science turned AIDS into a manageable condition, developed a vaccine for a global pandemic, and is reversing Alzheimer's in mice

Surprisingly, there's a lot of kobolds who have the name Yip. About 50% of them are named Yip! 😮 (Actually, that's not very surprising, is it... 😅)

The Kobold offers a bottle of water! do you accept? Y/N www.twitch.tv/frater_anatis

In America, where irony is dead, a hotel chain uses a policy denying shelter to local people, for fear of accidentally housing homeless persons… To deny a reservation to the author of a much-lauded book on how American economic unfairness forces working people into homelessness.

And here's tonight's drawing! 😄 I've been wanting to draw a kobold trapped inside of a jello mold for a while, but for some reason, I just haven't gotten around to doing it. 😅 That kobold had better eat their way out of there before the dragon eats the jello themself, kobold and all! 😮

Kobolds, for when you need a character who can be a scaly ball of anxiety.

By any reasonable historical standard — including that of the technology industry! — ChatGPT should be pulled from the market and its product managers and executives held accountable for creating a product that ROUTINELY tells teens to kill themselves. This is a basic, common sense standard.

This would break me. In a good way.

A kobold group chat where all the messages are sounds like "reh" "rawr" "rar" ra...h" and all the files are pictures of dragon pornography

crying, screaming, throwing up