“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

youtu.be/QgG-LEJwfJQ "Is this flirtin'?"

NOT TODAY, BITCHES! Recorded Chapter 2 with no hassle, AND I wrote Chapter 7 of the next one, too! It wasn't a LONG chapter and it obvs still needs editing but SCREW IT TODAY WAS PRODUCTIVE!

Yo insomnia fucked me up

First chapter recorded. Clocked in at around 42 minutes. Wanted to also record chapter 2, but my throat was starting to hurt and I am sadly short of some usual supplies like granny smith apples. Still, it's a start!

Hoping to start the #audiobook recording process for this sucker here in the next few days. Was delayed a bit when my shock mount spontaneously fell apart, but a new one is en route!

We report: since the sky is oddly bright, we look for the moon, finding it pretending to be full (as you do). It sits in knots of cirrus, like a particularly talented spider on its web. Our expert gasps at the discovery of a moon dog, brilliant remanence of second-hand sunshine.

Man, I don't even care where the clock is, I just want it to STOP FUCKING CHANGING every few years.

Anyway, SNAP should be universal. Just like school lunches in NYC. Not everyone needs it to survive but everybody gets it, no means testing. There should also be a lot fewer regulations on what you can buy with SNAP and discounts, not bans, on hot prepared foods.

I am becoming increasingly recognized as a staple of my neighborhood with each halloween that passes. Was recognized by at least six different groups from prior years that walked past me as I did my thing. Not a lot, but it's more than 0. Some of 'em even got revenge on me for spooking em last year.

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

A source familiar w/ internal workings at MasterCard notes the company does not plan to recruit additional call center workers for the Christmas season, as MasterCard does not expect higher call volume than usual. A resurgence of calls re censorship during the busy season would be huge strategically

Made a new friend.

Kobold

I never again want to hear House Republicans disparage people they claim are too lazy to work

#Kobold.

🧵 (1/5) #Booksky I wrote a #book! It’s a #medieval #fantasy #action #adventure story called Addernotch, with a green #kobold named Skunk as our lead protagonist. If you like #D&D and fantasy stories in general, then I am sure there is something here for you.

If you see this post a kobold I give you my boy, Skunk, as drawn by @hagalazka.bsky.social.

In honor of Spooky Month, share a 4-word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand: When performing, world noisy.

Yo, @soulframe.com where do you get off making my insomniac ass cry over a giant BEAR AT FIVE IN THE MORNING!

And with this… I’ll say goodnight. (Sinister Affirmations) #witchsky #pagan

Treating myself to some colors todayyy

is your child texting about KOBOLDS? brb = bring rocks babe idk = in dragons keep yolo = yipping out loud often lol = loving our lair stfu = shiny things, forget u dtf = digging tunnels fast hmu = hoarding magical urns btw = big tail wiggle imo = interesting moss odour tbh = tiny but hungry

🧵 (1/5) #Booksky I wrote a #book! It’s a #medieval #fantasy #action #adventure story called Addernotch, with a green #kobold named Skunk as our lead protagonist. If you like #D&D and fantasy stories in general, then I am sure there is something here for you.

human: look! a kobold! human 2: keep watching, maybe they’ll make the cute face kobold: •w• human: YEAAHH

Yip.

Whenever anarchism — or any idea more radical than the status quo — gets dismissed as unserious, it's worth remembering the current system runs on things like "we put all the money on a scam machine that tells rich dipshits they're god."

From "war ravaged Portland," we see that an ICE unit was pushed back to its defensive barricade by an elite antifa cosplay unit, led by Frog. After this tactical humiliation, ICE pepper sprayed Frog's air intake, but Frog washed off, suited up and returned to the front lines of battle.

I STILL haven't watched Avatar The Last Airbender. I know, it's sacrilege. I have at least two friends who are primed and ready to force-feed me this series at the earliest possible opportunity.

and scene

I am just so fucking proud of her.

Yo a #kobold.

It’s official: AIPAC is trying to buy my election to keep me out of Congress. Apparently, I’m a “dangerous detractor”... by believing Palestinians (like myself and my family) deserve basic human rights. But we’re not going to let AIPAC win.

TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE TO PROSPER TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE TO LOVE TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE TO MAKE MISTAKES AND BE FORGIVEN TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE EQUALITY JUST SAYING THEY SHOULD EXIST IS WEAK IN 2025. THEY DESERVE TO HAVE THE FULL SPECTRUM THAT LIFE OFFERS PASS IT THE FUCK ON!!! 🏳️‍⚧

youtube.com/shorts/j7f4S... Dabbling in some #D&D shorts on YouTube. Just to see what happens.

short stream today, but I'm happy with the painting!

Certified bed enjoyer :3

10 wolves have already been killed in MT since hunting season opened last week. Killing wolves is neither supported by science nor ethics, yet it becomes a reality when wolves lose federal ESA protections. As the numbers climb, how many more wolves will be lost without reason?

Collective action is what led to this. Keep the energy up for trans people, for artists, for our BIPOC community, for Palestine. We have shown them WHY we have free speech and HOW we will keep it. Now. Keep USING it.

We should not care or reward Disney for this. We must make their bottom line hurt for even considering doing something like this. Don't let up. Other companies need to see that bowing to fascism is not something you can do without consequence.

Environment study but for some reason I wanted to paint Amaterasu too

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Me reading yet another dystopian news headline from this past week:

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74