A wizard Shouting, "GIRLS NIGHT!!!" Before chugging a vodka mana potion, and casting 7th rank Polymorphic Fire Ball, targeting the center of the room, making every enemy and party member make a DC 43 reflex save

Some competitive oral between rivals

Some casual oral between friends

A kobold eating a slice of pepperoni, causing "+4 HP" to spawn over their head in green text, before quickly fading away

These Kobold Scientists Have Invented Kissing 2.0 They Say It Will Forever Change How The World Kisses

A kobold and gnoll prowling around a dragon in a tight circle. Each are taking sniffs, and the occasional deep huff Their faces press close into the dragon's scales The gnoll into the dragon's ass crack, while the kobold settles for their crotch In unison the sniffers declare, "you're in heat."

Kiss 6 billion demons

A dragon playing Wheel of Fortune, getting VERY excited when their spin lands on the "1/2CAR"

I'm going to shove a Tetris block in your ass, watch me t-spin it

I don't really care for burping or belching sexually, but someone burping after getting face fucked and cum inflated will always get a chuckle out of me

a dragon holding a foot long micro Kobold up to their maw, using their enormous tongue to stretch out and spit-lube the bold's asshole A curving tongue bulge warps the kobold's stomach as the tongue effortlessly, slipping deeper until the tongue tip pops from the bold's moaning maw The dragon purs

A kobold mooning you with their tail raised high, using their claws to spread their fat scaly butt cheeks Their hole is a 4 point star of tender folds a few hues darker then their primary scale color

Westor (my fursona) is a proactive monster fucker They're the adventurer instigating the encounter, by kicking down the dungeon door, or hunting the mythical beast Or they're the dungeon Master, cultivating and managing the depraved fortress. Arming the brutish goons, advising the depraved boss

Calling my penis "uncut" is inaccurate because I was never cut in the first place Trying to think of a term that is neutral, because I don't want to imply there's anything wrong with cut or uncut I think natural works?

I think Rocket Raccoon and Fox McCloud would be fuck buddies, and have a rival dynamic Rocket sitting on the bar facing Fox who's on the stool They're having some macho-bluster measuring augment about space ships while; fondling each other taking sips from the other's drinks kissing with tongue

A kobold getting turned off while watching some porn, because the person getting fucked is staring DIRECTLY at the viewer, instead of staring at: The huge monster cock getting stuffed in their pussy The face of the monster, stuffing their pussy ANYWHERE ELSE

Press ( B ) to fire [precum] or hold ( B ) to charge a [cumblast]!

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A Kobold and a human cashier arguing about the kobold's choice of payment for their pile of snacks The gold coins were genuine, but the cashier did not appreciate them being procured from who-knows-whatever the kobold has under their loincloth

A lion leather hood mask featuring ram horns, that comes with a snake-head-tail butt plug, and a leather harness with eagle wings

A gnoll holding your hand in their maw, guiding you to the ice cream aisle of the grocery store, and bringing you directly to the mint chocolate chip tubs

a Hydra needing help with their morning woods (their prehensile penises got tangled together in their sleep, and have become engorged enough they're kind of... stuck... help!!!)

The zoo should let me play with the big cats, it'll be fine, let me cuddle wrestle the tiger and lion please please please please

Two kobolds, one standing right in front of the other, trying to act real casual, doing so much body language work to imply they're just hanging around and up to nothing at all The kobold in the front has a cock shaped stomach bulge that's protruding by at least 12"s. Precum pooling between them

A feral dragon refusing help, as they painstakingly claw tap at their computer keyboard

I'm being very patient with the feral wolf barista, who has fucked up my drink order 4 times now Their paws are just not ergonomically designed to hold a coffee cup They've knocked over the caramel syrup bottle I'm impressed by how easily they handled the register. Minimal slobber on my change.

Gently plap the Kobold

A decent visual metaphor for what it's like being nonbinary Just a constant upkeep of reaffirming it

Hot take: This feels like bait. Like a trap. Like I am a dog, and someone is offering me a bit of ham, but there is poison wrapped inside This is corporate faggotry, pandering made to exploit horny queer men, to give them gacha gambling addictions to pad Disney CEO bonuses

A big dumb kobold who is can't figure out how to jerk off :(

Kobolds to left of me Kobolds to the right Kobold I am Stuck in the middle with kobold

Would you like a magic sword OR A slice of cheese cake

Edging a werewolf by using hot lube on my hands to stroke, squeeze, and rub their knot in a way to simulate repeatedly tying and untying, while my lips are wrapped tightly along their length, swallowing against the shaft, tongue pressed tightly against it

Stroking you off and kissing your neck softly while were in public, as some casual affection

A kobold with a rather modest 2" penis, but each of their testicles could be mistaken for water melons with the help of some green body paint Their more intimate friends call them "Keg", as they're always on tap if you are feeling lewd and want a mouthful of precum

Blueskies: hay here's a notification, on your phone Me: Oh! A chat request? How exciting Blueskies: CoolSmoker liked one of your posts! DogBlaster69 Liked one of your posts! Me: ... why are you sending me phone notifications for this? I'm not even mutuals with them Blueskies: 👽💨🦋

a dragon covered in itty-bitty kobold bite marks; Their face is blushing a shade of pink you'd find in a sunset, and their loins are burning with the perverse satisfaction of feeling wanted

two kobolds getting to grow uhh i mean know each other <3 commission for jigglebonez! #comms

I'll be at MFM this year! And it starts on my birthday

Are there any special dick-sucking breathing techniques that let you never pull it out or is it always a test of lung capacity?

You can increase kobold encounter rates by having sweaty armpits and your underwear bulge packed neatly

A slime blob full of cum, with a pleased 😵‍💫 expression across its slippery membrane

A gnoll who buys fleshlights and dildos primarily to use them as chew toys, and use as sex toys secondarily

I have got to lock the fuck in

You can still be gay after today, but PvP will be enabled, so watch out!

A Kobold body builder, winking at you and flashing their long draconic tongue at you as they use the flywheel machine Their gym shorts are tight around their tree trunk sized thighs, and have been specially tailored to compact their fat cock and balls into a hefty bulge

A minotaur ice cream parlor selling stuff like: Pup cup (optional tf trigger sauce) Nea-pan-atin (strawberry, lemon cream, blue raspberry) Yes Sir sorbet Moo-nilla Brown Cow Coffee shakes Banana spit roast Straight up monster cum Bi-berry sherbet 2-1-1 prep Cute bull plushies wearing their uniforms

A dragon paladin devoted to Obedience and Humility Their holy icon is a gilded muzzle, and a dark leather collar decorated with ornate spikes Their holy smite allows them to manifest identical bindings to their foes, and a leash that will keep them bound to the dragon's own collar

A red dragon and a blue dragon making love, leads to: A) a purple dragon egg B) an evenly split red-blue dragon egg C) a splotchy mixed red-blue dragon egg D) 1 red, and 1 blue dragon egg E) 0 dragon eggs F) your own suggested result