A Kobold's nutsack shrinking ever so slightly as they climax, but still remaining pretty damn fat after they unload a gallon of spunk

My insurance claim to get my fleshlight replace after it got ripped in half by my hyper cock got denied, because they said I misused it Wtf else was it for???

A kobold making an ARG that when completed earns you a photo of the kobold's exposed asshole

I highly recommend stroking your cock, or if you want to take a break from that, stroke mine You'll probably want to use both hands tho. It can be hard to get a firm grip on it with only one The most ergonomic position is going to be on your knees, facing it. No need to strain your wrists

A woman acting faggoty a man acting dykish

GIIIIRRRLLLS NIIIIIGHT!!!! *frolics*

Why do women get to wear shirts that show like, 2/3rds of their boobs but if I wear pants that show even a smidge nutsack- I get yelled at??? If i had boobs, could I do it then? Could I show off my balls???? Is that what you want, SOCIETY!?!?

Kobold DNA: Can I have strong grippy claws and high stamina? Evolution: For climbing cave walls? Yes Kobold DNA: Of course, of course, yes Evolution: Okay ^w^ *walks away* Kobold DNA: *Uses strong grippy claws and high stamina to climb onto dragon's and butt fuck them* yip

A buff tiger, high off a specialized cocktail of narcotics, sunk deep in obedience hypnosis, holding a pose The only movement they make is the subtle shift of their chest as they breathe, and the occasional twitch from their rock hard cock Their master studies the tiger's form, as they draw it

Make sure to tip your gnoll after they eat your ass

If you whisper "penis" at a wizard 3 times, they'll cast fireball (6th rank) at you

A Kobold who makes those "puffer fish being force fed carrot slices" sound while getting their mouth fucked

A Kobold taur but the quadruped half is an average size horse, so the kobold half on top looks really out of place and ill fitting

Current life tasks I need to resolve: FWA post cards Workout routine and diet plan Career change Fuck around Get into fabric crafts (sewing, dying, kobold puppet, ECT) Get a dragon pregnant

A buff kobold who is more than capable of lifting their dragon, but the real challenge is finding a good pair of hand holds so the lift isn't uncomfortable for the dragon They really need to get the dragon tailored for some strap harnesses...

I don't really care for paws in a kink way but I do like them in a "playing with my cat's paw to see how much he'll tolerate before getting annoyed with me" kind of way Boop boop boop boop ahh! Claw tips

A fat dragon getting their belly rubbed by a kobold standing against them The dragon's gut is a bit rotund, so they can't even see the kobold beneath them, except for their tail

well, since discord is down LOL

A Kobold tripping over their own flaccid hyper cock, swearing as they fall

im still VERY much open for commissions btw! check me pinned post for more info ^^;

Looking up at their client, Palacious Reduzy said "Lord Valthamos, the Inferno of the We-" "SPARE ME THE FORMALITIES, FEEBLE THIEF!" bellowed Valthamos. An eye larger than a kite shield and as red as an open furnace stared down at Palacious through draconic fingers. "Only meant respect, Valy!" 1/

A dragon looking rather embarrassed, trying to hide their long scaly face in their hands, as a catfolk rogue lays across the dragon's thigh, and works on picking the lock of the dragon's cock cage The lock mechanism is under pressure, from the dragon's member trying to grow erect

A dragon making a special request with the leather workers guild and blacksmith guild to get some personal BDSM equipment made When you're a few tons of scales, meat, and magic, you gotta get your gear specialty ordered They should loop their dungeon architect into this... Chambers will be needed

A kobold covered in body hair, due to them being cuddled between the hairsuit chests of 2 buff orcs

A dorky wizard captured by gnolls, being dragged off to their bandit camp to have their way with the meek caster To keep the caster from trying any funny magic, one of the smarter gnolls had the wise idea to stuff their loin cloth in the Wizard's mouth and tie a gag around their head to hold it in

Gnolls smell funny, that's why they're always laughing

Kobold Scientist has invented Fuck Goop, the Goop that can fuck

Which blueskies vibe coder do I have to beat over the head with a +3 Pickaxe to get the liberal memes out of my discover feed (I am a leftists, but this is a porn site for me. If I wanted to get sad-angry about politics, I use le epic reddit xD)

First dates with ferals is always awkward because you never know how much helping them with things is patronizing verses supportive Can you pet them? Do they prefer matching eye level? Do they have full verbal language or do you gotta do sign-paw language? Do they wear any clothes? Riding gear?

An anthro dragon on all fours, wearing a pup hood, and on a leash being held by a feral dragon's maw, dressed in some poorly fitting leather dom get up. They got the handsome lil leather cap too.

A dragon snorting their face across the sweaty cock and balls of a hyper endowed kobold, burying their face into the hot, musky, space of the kobold's taint The dragon pants, struggling to breath while nestled so close to such strongly scented junk

A kobold with a huge lipstick print on their forehead, another covering most of their neck and left shoulder, a 3rd on their chest (the red wax staining through the white cotton shirt they're wearing over it), and a final one that seems to be spread across the seat of their bare naked ass

When it comes to identifying as pansexual instead of bisexual for me, I have a nuanced answer about personal definitions and emphasize not expecting other people to match my definitions, and room for self expression I also have a simple answer: I like how the pan flag looks more than the bi flag

You find a magic scroll labeled "gay porn xD" Do you try to cast it?

A hulking beast, some kind of demon, or monstrosity, muscle bound and bound in chains sits on its knees, held down by its restraints The air is hot, and heavy with its scent. The dim torch light makes sweat glisten across its leathery skin. You spot a lever on the wall labeled "RELEASE"

A furry kink game with a warning screen on boot up that reads: 🔞 this game contains explicit material. Viewers discretion is advised 🔞 Our lawyers require us to state that we do not encourage you to do anything depicted in this game, such as [...]* And then has scrolling text listing random things

[you] are minding your own business when suddenly you see a strange hallucinatory vision In gilded text on the upper left side of your sight you see- "Kobold Service 0/10 kobold cocks sucked Reward: 75exp, 30 GP, 1 K-Boon" You blink in confusion, the text remains, even with eyes closed

It takes a good minute of foreplay for me to get fully erect. Its not easy to get 2' of kobold cock hard! I think its worth it to take it slow too, and watch it get pumped from the modest 7"s of thick uncut cock into a behemoth Plus its exciting to see a new partner stare in disbelief as it engorges

A kobold wearing a blindfold, listening to kinky monster porn, and identifying the kind of fetishes involved from the sound alone. They got a 70% accuracy rate, and can sometimes even name specific adventurers or monsters if they know their name.

I'm actually a blue Kobold but due to the extremely high iron content in my food I have a lot of red pigmentation, resulting in the majority of my scales appearing purple *Takes a bite out of raw iron ore like it's a crisp apple*

Finding out about the new Glitch Studio pilot for Gameoverse because of the modest amount of Gobbles porn on blueskies was kind of confusing, because 90% of the posts gave 0 context to this little magenta dinosaur was It took someone drawing him with Gummigoo for me to realize it was a Glitch show

A kobold slowly training the Discover feed to only show the furry fetish content they like, no matter how much the feed insists on showing the kobold the wrong content

A kobold FINALLY getting to start working on the postcards from FWA they promised friends The kobold looks over their shoulder and under the couch for any other emergencies to sneak up on them as they finally settle down...

You can control the pitch and base level of a minotaur's moans by twisting their nipples left or right while you pinch them Try pulling for additional modulation

Try "Green Potion", the point that makes you green

Kobold dungeons often have a lot of rat snakes or garter snakes, especially in a rookery It's very important to keep mammal vermin out of the egg chambers or food stock piles A rat infestation can cost a brood dozens of eggs a day A knot of snakes only cost maybe a dozen a month

Some scholars argue that it's the natural state of a kobold to serve under a dragon (tongue fucking the dragon's asshole) but they over look the act of serving over (grasped by the dragon's claw, used like a cock sleeve) serving in front (on their tippy toes, choking on the dragon's cock), se... Ect

Fellas, is it gay to kiss your guy friends? I really hope so, because Pride is right around the corner! Various flavors of me with: @inlustriusghost.bsky.social @domdragonwolf.bsky.social @sirscruffysatyr.bsky.social YCH by @notoxen.bsky.social , who is still open for these!

"Comparison is the thief of joy"? WRONG! comparison is a core aspect of size difference, hyper, and cock size play Comparison is raunchy 😎

Kobold winning an argument by jerking off really fast and shooting cum at the other person's face to interrupt them