kobold penis time

A kobold who's too stupid to put on a condom without breaking it, on their grotesque monster cock

Power Word: Whoops!

Wise kobolds run for the emergency dungeon exit when they hear a dragon say "Uh Oh!"

A kobold starting their morning with: 18 ounces of iced mocha 1 sausage biscuit An unknown fraction of an 8th of psych shrooms And a few chores to do

a Generic Human who serves as the stories POV, and is far more sexually depraved and horny then all the monsterfolk they encounter

A kobold bound to the gelatinous membrane of a blue slime blob. Tendrils wrap around their thighs, holding them spread and seated to the orb. Beneath their tail, a thick navy pseudopod thrusts inside them. The slime convulses like a heart, as it pumps itself deeper into the kobold, stomach bulging.

You're not gonna believe this, but they're some kobolds having sex in the dungeon

Due to weird Western Culture themes, there is a time of year where Rabbits can do oviposition

When I have my hair up, people mistaken me for a man When I have my hair down, people mistaken me for a woman This means there is somewhere in-between having my hair up and down, people will correctly determine I'm nonbinary Right now I have it at a relative elevation of 8" and getting "man?"

A minotaur wearing an ear tag is the kinky submissive accessory equivalent to a dog or wolf wearing a collar

A claw* of kobolds getting reprimanded for not fallowing dungeon regulations on proper ways of treating adventurers who were captured. They forgot to do the regular consent check every 3 hours during the gang bang. *A Claw is considered a group of 5 combat ready kobolds.

Kobold wearing tinfoil hat: "Aliens are real and they put weird technology up my butt." Alien: "You brought that weird technology with you when we abducted you, and demanded we put it up your butt." Kobold, sipping a beer: "That doesn't change the fact you did it."

A bunch of kobolds pushing a big boulder away from the entrance of a crypt, because they need it for the dungeon

A rabbit trying to put a huge egg up their ass, for some reason

A kobold (me) who's cock and balls make a rather soft and squishy bundle of hot flesh inside their underwear

A pair of kobold balls covered in sweat that is as bubbly and viscous as the way Ghibli films animate tears

A grown ass kobold sitting on your lap and kissing your neck, muttering dirty compliments in the brief moments their lips are not pressed against you

Someone should invent an anal bead rope that you can inflate after inserting, and the deeper the bead is the larger it gets

The 7th most common cause of death for a goblin is getting their neck crushed by the powerful thighs of an orc, on request by the goblin

Every email from my bank: HOLY SHIT!!! You are so lucky, thank God because you're able to open another credit card with us. If you don't sign up for a new credit card, we'll punch you in the balls.

A kobold who's body mass is at least 60% dragon cock at the moment, due to the 5' long draconic member rammed up their ass, and bulging their stomach so drastically their scaly flesh is wrapped around the shaft like a condom

and with this, Eastur Highcompany is no more [Several sounds of source engine weapon firing, hit registration, and death.mp3s]

I need all things that I wrap my hand around to be like 25% thicker My computer mouse? thicker My xbox controller? thicker My hamburger? thicker my cock? thicker

A kobold who got their penis stuck in the manual feed tray of the fax machine (AGAIN)

A minotaur banging on the door to the office's official "milk pumping room" (more of a closet) that is currently occupied by some dipshit high self arguing with their ex wife about something to do with their custody arrangement

Two gnolls, that are married, having sex for the sole purpose of reproduction

A kobold falling for a phishing email that claimed "this one trick will finally get that special dragon in your life to notice you" and now has a snarky computer virus controlling their desktop PC

A goblin staring at the orc, feeling an unfamiliar flutter in their chest as the watch the display of might With only a few glances back, the goblin power walks back to their cubicle as they struggle to ignore this rare burst of arousal They stare at their coffee cup with envy...

An orc using their bare hands to grind coffee beans, because the just finished off the last of the coffee in the pot, and if the don't start another one brewing Jannitaur from HR will chew them out

A human working their 9-5 and skipping their lunch break to get more work done, without being asked

The types of hyper penetration sex: The giant bits just kind of disappear as they enter the bottom Mild but noticeable amount of stomach bulge Condom-like wrapping of flesh around the oversized insertion ???

A kobold is rarely unarmed, as demonstrated by a kobold sword master unsheathing their 6' long buster blade from their pussy

A kobold therapist holding up a chart and asking, "Where on this line are you feeling right now?" On the far right side is the text, "YAOI ZAOI!" and on the far left side is, "Yuri wori..."

A groggy kobold stumbling out of bed, accidentally smacking their morning wood into their dresser as they try to get clothes on

You can just have sex with kobolds, nothing is going to stop you

a kobold who starts stroking their cock when they die in a video game and gotta wait on a respawn timer

You can't handle my long sleeve shirt + shorts swag

How many kobolds does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1, but they end up sticking it up their ass

Hay is for horses? WRONG! Rimjobs is for horses

A cum inflated Kobold, using a practiced and familiar waddle-stride to get back home after their hook up with a minotaur

Tiger pussy

Picking up the people in my notifications like dolls and making them kiss

Two "definitely-Not-Godzilla" kaijus doing the "two laser blasts meet and try to over power the other" bit but instead of using lasers they're using their gargantuan cocks, and it's basically just frotting

There comes a point in every morning where I have to remove my kitty cat from my lap so I can brush my hair and go to work, and it breaks his heart

Kobold balls that are so fat they qualify as obese

Heartwarming: This valiant Knight got their ass kicked by a bunch of gnolls, and the pack of stinky beasts are giving the knight a "monster sex consent form" before they brutally gang bang them (The form will be balled up and discarded after being filled out)

Experts report that kissing a kobold is a good idea

"my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for" - lion vet, while getting raw dogged from behind

Two kobolds in a mating press, slits pressed together with each thrust Each bold's shaft spearing into the other's slit as they fuck. The skinny one on top making short and desperate bouncing thrusts into their chubby counterpart Slit juice and precum accumulating between them, as they near climax