Commissar: on your feet Guardsman!! The charge order has been issued!! Guardsman: but the shelling hasn’t stopped!! Commissar: so? (Got that warhammer itch again. It seems our guardsman’s time in the front is coming to an end. Sorry about that :)

One of my kobolds has taken a liking to a new form of messing with me. They’ll open my Bluesky account and insult the Linux operating system in any way, then set my notification volume to maximum and put my phone next to my head on my pillow. I’m exhausted please just let me sleep little kobold.

Kobold who corrupts your SSD if you look at him funny

The kobolds stopped biting me… Why…

Thanks to @aerosia1.bsky.social I’m learning more scavenger etiquette. Maybe now I’ll get to invited to the local cookout.

Kobold with a 103 fever It me I am kobold today :3c

Kobold who’s… who…. ZzzzZzzZZZzzz…….~

Happy Halloween!! It’s my favorite holiday because it’s the only time of year where it’s socially acceptable for me to be out in public!!

Despite everything, it's still Chili #tober2025

Kobold who is a dated wobbly PS1 model

Wanted to draw something different #dragon #art

Gloria dressed up as a princess for Halloween. My entry for the Halloween Trampoline (message me if you want a transparent background png). #ZaleHalloween @sifps.bsky.social #Dragon #Art

i dont trust it

kobold yeeted #tober2025

Alright. Headpats? Who needs ‘em? I got 15 minutes to spare.

If you see this, post a kobold

And here's my daily drawing. I chose digital this time. 😄 There's this meme I see every now and again where a cat says "JORP!", captioned with "Cats are filled with many pleasant sounds". I think it's hilarious, so here's my kobold take on it. 😄 Have you ever heard a kobold say "JORP!" before? 😮

Birthday derg. I got older. #Dragon #Art #oc

Kobold who can hear smells and smell sounds

There is a flyer pinned to a tree with a nail: “Hello! I am new dragon and I need kobold horde to be real dragon! I am very handsome and got big wings and tail! I don’t got really any gold piles yet cuz no villages fear me but I promise they will once I learn fire breath!! Come join my horde at-

Just happened again. The kobolds just surround one in a huge group, I hear a scream along with a strange noise, and they disperse, with the kobold they surrounded nowhere to be found. Makes it hard to get attached to them. Wonder what causes this behavior. Or like, where the kobolds they target go

Kobold bath water

I think the kobolds I rescued from the forest are from an abusive dragon or something cuz every time I say “I’m so hungry” they all snap their heads towards me to look at me like this.

And here's my daily drawing. I now have a larger notebook to use for bigger ideas! 😄 So, @koboldworkshop.bsky.social talked about a kobold who's randomly 892 times denser than regular kobolds, and I said in response that they had a successful career as a wrecking ball. Here's them at work! 😄

I swear this happens in the warren at least twice a day

Kobold named finger:

Update: a few of them are holding spears. They still have this expression on their face though.

I had to cut back on shinies for the kobolds cuz I’m in a rough financial spot and they all immediately looked at me like this when I broke the news

And here's today's drawing! 😄 POV: You're a dragon and you have to solve a problem for one of your kobolds. (Spoiler: Their juice box is empty and they need a new one. This is the 156th time this has happened today. 😅)

I was told subway had good sandwiches. But I haven’t seen a single one down here. I’m so hungry.

but what if Chili was a kobold? #tober2025

Loading screen tips:

Kobold who is 3 feet tall but only because they used to be 6 feet tall and were squished down in Microsoft Paint:

Kobold who is inexplicably 892% more dense than his fellow kobolds.

Kobold found an funny epic meme online and wanted to recreate it but they don’t really have the materials for it since they live in a cave so:

More dragons

The kobolds have found their way here and are staying dry. Well, mostly. They don't seem to mind sitting on the ground.

they look so good oml

Bleh

Man this movie sucks

Pay no mind to the object little kobold hey btw would you like for me to pick you up and give you scritches for no reason haha

Finally I get to animate some good fucking food

Kobold and their Protogen “friend”. The kobold’s favorite activity is to rub their palms all over the Protogen’s face glass to smudge it up. The Protogen’s “favorite activity” is coming up with ways to get away with killing them.

kobold

Kobold named kobold:

kobold noise

a kobold being used as a pincushion by their sewing enthusiast dragon, with many large pins stuck in them (they’re fine and they enjoy it)

Dragon: “God fucking damn if you can stop yipping for 5 goddamn minutes I will give you this rock okay? Holy shit.”

Flooded Apple Pie

Human: “hello there little guy, whatcha doin’?” Kobold: “Yip yip yap yippity yap yarp yap yip yop yop fuck you die yip yap yap yappity yip yop” Human: “what the fuck”