My stupid chud dog wants to go on a date

Do not

This absolute IDIOT thinks *he* has what it takes to be a big strong dragon like me!? PFFFT everyone BULLY HIM FOR TRYING TO BE DIFFERENT!! /j

Just to be clear, I am staunchly anti-AI. Don’t need any confusion here; if you make and/or support AI art your armpits stink and you get no bitches.

Kobold wearing a turtleneck sweater to be fancy. …still no pants but it’s a kobold what did you expect

Kobold with uncomfortably realistic human adult male looking feet on their otherwise cartoonishly drawn body

It’s important to get a good nights rest 🥰

*sniffling and sobbing pathetically* - "IT'S NOT FAIR, IM BIG AND STRONG AND SCARY AND I HAVE BIG TEETH AND AND IM NOT A KOBOLD!" (Waiting for a DNA test just to be certain)

Happy Valentine's day! Gloria is giving you a bouquet of her most colorful kobolds. #Dragon #Art #Kobold

Do kobolds have paws, claws, or feet

There’s a scratchy knock at your window. There he is, once again. This time, he’s holding a giant piece of what looks to be a granite countertop that was ripped out of someone’s kitchen, crudely reshaped into a heart. The heart says “me want you love” carved with claws. Well, should you accept?

You’re been followed by a kobold all day, who keeps running up to you, biting you HARD, then scurrying off. It’s happened about 6 times now. Later at night, when you return home and remove your adventuring gear you notice the bites are all in the shape of a heart. He wanted to be your Valentine.

Happy Valentine’s Day!!

Will you accept a kobold's Valentine? #kobold #valentine #animatic www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAKf...

confines you to this area

with a slice of pie and root beer float

Kobold who is FUCKER

Kobold who is a good, well-behaved creature

Kobold who is a good, well-behaved girl.

Unfortunately for you, I’ve met *your* kobolds and literally not a single one can be classified as “well-behaved”

Kobold who is a good, well-behaved boy

You wouldn’t download a kobold

Socket doing a big gulp at the 'kobold builder's tea' watering hole.

Chicken dinner in the kobold tummy

Me writing in my diary after a hard days work of being a big mean dragon to my little scrungly misbehaving kobolds (my followers).

not feeling awesome but this turned out good #starrflowerrart #darslop

Chat the spicy chicken tenders are *not* white people spicy 😭

Kobold Workshop, Kobold Posting, Kobold Factory!! Are there any other KOBOLD MANUFACTURERS I should know about!?

🌶️ but 🐊??? 🤔 🤔 🤔 #art

They're just so proud!

Kobolds, in a vacuum,

no no, not quite

Putting the kobolds in the Hold Still machine as a form of torment (the machine makes you stand completely still for 5 minutes).

For the night is dark and full of terrors. ( I might not have electricity but I got an iPad with procreate :) )

commission for @koboldtrash36.bsky.social !! so wise, so heroic  #comms

So I adopted this kobold but I think he might be too evil for even me because his main method of attacking threats is giving them one of these:

Need more lipstick, kobolds! How am I supposed to stain the furbolds without bright red lipstick!?

How all 1200 of you are gonna look in 3 seconds

Alright, which little guys in my horde are hungryyyyy??~~

How my kobolds be looking when I drop my bedazzled wallet

My stupid chud kobold boyfriend:

“KOBOLDS! ATTAAAAACKK!” My dumbass half-pint wingless dragons:

Any kobolds wanna go into my Machine That Instantly Crushes Kobolds Into A Fine Paste?

How I be treating my kobolds with this newfound information:

If you shove a kobold to the ground it’ll cry

I can be trusted with cupids arrow!! Believe me I won’t make any crack ships!!

Kobold with dry, crusty, flaky ass scales that shed everywhere when they scratch themselves

Loot that drops when you defeat me: a small crinkly paper note that says “why would you kill me? 🥺”