Randall Monroe has made a highly successful career from drawing literal stick figures.

It's pretty apparent that the Carney Government views the role of A.I. Minister as someone who goes to tech conferences in Austin and Dubai and jerks off investors, and not someone who has to worry about the world's biggest AI company's negligence getting Canadian elementary schoolers murdered

Weekend plans

I've been testing out @gandersocial.bsky.social , a new Canadian-Only social media platform, and while I HATE stereotypes... ... I did just apologize to a stranger who landed here for the weather today, like it was my fault.

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

I am VERY annoyed that I don't know the cats name.

Hovering seems like an unfair advantage.

I suspect there are many similar violations beyond this one Ontario store. “Real Canadian Superstore has been fined $10,000 by the Canadian Food Inspection Agency for what the agency says were “misleading” displays about “Product of Canada” labels.” By Ariel Rabinovitch at Global News

Introducing Linheraptor exquisitus, a little dromaeosaurid dinosaur from China, who may or may not have been a murderous little nightmare* *They absolutely definitely were. #SciArt

The benefits of applying googly eyes to green technology is vastly undervalued by project developers.

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

The Wrestlers.

Motherfucker, I made a movie for $600 in 2022 and I didn't need a plagiarism machine or to ask randos for ideas. I just asked myself "Wouldn't it be fucked up if snowmen ate people?" Grow an imagination, """filmmaker."""

Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)

I think this meme is basically true to the story thus far. Which is bananas. #RAM #Gaming #AI

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

RIP

I hope alien anthropologists find this skeet as a rare remnant of humanity in a thousand years.

Wow.

you can really blow some minds with “actually there was an entire library and research institute for queer / trans history, science and medicine founded by a Jewish sexologist but the Nazis destroyed it in the hopes of exactly this outcome, ie future generations not believing trans people are real”

“Before they changed it to hockey, Heated Rivalry was about doubles luge,” reports an IOC official. “But then they realized they literally couldn’t make a show any hornier than the actual Olympic event.”

The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you? Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]

YAY!! I kmow I've said this before, but the theme song is underrated and too goddamn cstchy for its' own good.

Bluesky’s hottest club is AEW. It's got everything A sensitive millennial cowboy who expresses his feelings through high speed lariats and artisanal whiskey Fuck ICE Chants A 1940s film star who lives in a black and white filter and recently celebrated a victory by shaving Wheeler Yuta bald.

Oh, so when the Italian skeleton racer ate a big bowl of spaghetti in her promo graphic it became a cute viral moment. But then when Brady Tkachuk tries to show a little personality and culture by eating a bowl of live mice on his NBC graphic everyone gets mad??

Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google. My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence! go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT

bully them more

My secret marinade honey mustard chicken thighs. It's already done, and we can kiss while it's baking.

And will forget about by the next commercial break. Sorry, athletes. I love you.

"Ahhh yes, the dude who dances and brings positivity, that's who we need to be extra racist to on Valentines Day." My Canada Includes Gurdeep.

this lighthouse name sounds like a Muppet swearing

The Orioles are the Dutch of MLB

I know my feed is full of menches, because goddamn EVERYONE is just saying "We Missed You!"

I appreciate the restraint and NIT talking about forking me. ... I AM a dish, though.

need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night

Same thing with billionaire baseball owners. If they whine about spending money they are free to sell their teams at huge profits to someone who wants to *try* to win. Bob Nutting is replaceable. Paul Skenes is not.

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Anyone know the market value of an old Canadian $2 bill signed "To Mary, What a body! -Wayne Gretzky"

Bah! If you're in Toronto, you know there should be a special jersey night for Ghost, the albino squirrel who lived in Trinity-Bellwoods.

I will not ride at dawn. That’s way too early

If I was a wrestler, I would definitely use that as a gimmick. Then, after winning and turning heel and losing... taking the belt from every other winner because I earned it.

Perfect storefront: 1) it’s called III Antiques & Thangs 2) there’s a bulldog 3) the bulldog has his own identical wooden bulldog

youtu.be/3U62UyYw7ek?... Smart. That CRUSHED me as a kid.

Great advice. When running games or writing, take a second to think 'what would this smell like' and describe that. Even if it's shit, it's a fun writing exercise.