These days, you couldn’t wish Mel Brooks a Happy 100th Birthday, and express your deep love and gratitude to him for all the laughter he’s given you. In this woke environment, they wouldn’t allow it.

next time you hear someone “throws like a girl” this is what you should assume they mean

You've Bounced your last Soul, sir. You've Preached to your last Bar Stool. You, ma'am, have Mighty'd your last Bosstone. I think I've Farmed my last Alien Ants. You've Rocked your last Aesop, pilgrim. .. goddman it, I'm going to be stuck with these jokes in my head all night.

I talk about Crabitalism enough that it's a saved word in my phone and I love that about me Big thanks to @paperbackparadise.bsky.social for making one of my favorite jokes ever

These would make cute shirts, too.

Happy #PrideMonth! Enjoy a Tesla getting smashed by a light rail train with a pride flag.

Babe wake up new Canadian anti AI data center petition just dropped

MEL BROOKS IS ALIVE PLEASE BEAR THAT IN MIND WHEN YOU SEE BIRTHDAY POSTS ABOUT HIM TODAY I REPEAT MEL BROOKS IS VERY MUCH ALIVE

lmao mr. met doesn't give a fuck about your manager happy pride

No matter your gender, you have every right to love and to be loved in return🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Expressing that love should never be hindered or questioned. Such a basic human experience has somehow become overly complicated. Let’s come together and restore a world where love can be shown openly and joyfully.

Happy 54th birthday to Carlos Delgado, who, in addition to being a helluva slugger, took a brave and morally-correct stance against the Iraq War in 2004, earning him boos and derision and threats. "Athletes, who have this platform where they can reach millions of people, should use it." - Delgado

Like, it’s not normal in other countries to assume that the highest court in the land will always shit on your rights. That’s less of a thing outside of America. Sometimes quite the opposite even

Not to say every other SC is some bastion of progress, or that every Canadian ruling is a beautiful thing, but come ruling day its much more often a “huh, ok” rather than a “well, how fucked are we by the end of the day?”

We can try this with the NDP, right?

I know wrestling has taken over my brain because my friend sent me this pic of her cat yawning and my first thought was "MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORY"

Anyone can make a terrible comic on #makeaterriblecomicday2026

See a Crab post a Crab. if gif doesn't work, "upload your own gifs coming soon" notice from April still hasn't been implemented. You also can't alt text a gif image. Agt least, not through deck blue.

when AI companies go bankrupt

In Ottawa, the police chief had to make a 7-minute video telling officers to stop using databases and surveillance tools to look up women they found attractive out in the world. This is a major problem *everywhere* and one that has only gotten worse as police have gotten access to more technology.

Ahhhh, so this is the Market Price I'm always hearing so much about in seafood restaurants.

Technically, they’re Remains now.

I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.

Most accurate post I’ve ever read

The most “metal” photo you’ll see all day. (Pic credit: Nick Bull)

Well someone had to remind your MAGA fathers why they didn’t hear from you on Father’s Day. 😏

every time you see a headline that begins with “we have to,” replace the “we” with “you” and you’ll immediately understand the purpose of the piece and the power dynamics at play

The fucking *gall* of this company to basically co-opt the entire concept of mental health in this country as part of their branding and then do stuff like this

Reading a book, seeing a word you don't understand and having to look it up, thereby allowing you to understand something that was previously opaque is sometimes called "thinking" and it's good for you. It's one of the nicer parts about being alive.

I STILL tear up at this one.

Happy Father’s Day to the king of Father’s Day posts

-without using AI. *cough*

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

in case you forgot that it's pride month here's your reminder that like most of this account and a very good chunk of the scp wiki exists because of weird trans women. thank you weird trans women

Indefensible: apnews.com/projects/isr...

60% drop in reviews if people even smell AI on your game - full supports the investors, developers, and publishers that took a hard "no gen-AI" stance, despite grifters' proclamations that they were "going to be left behind".

Jaws Keep Bruce the shark, everyone else is muppets Quint = Animal Brody = Beaker Hooper = Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.

No Nationalism but Civic Nationalism. Every new generation must push the old one to keep exanding the concept of a pluralist society, steadily extend the protection of basic human rights towards the margins, and do battle with those who would rather see those rights withheld and constricted.

Happy Pride Month, btw

Just watched her interview with Nardwuar... very much agree.

The Social Network (2010)

Sorry everyone but this is the best reflecting pool meme

Accurate

Olivia Rodrigo needs to make a soundtrack for the 10 Things I Hate About You remake. Also, there should be a 10 Things I Hate About You remake.

And of course everyone else has pointed out the hypocrisy of “I just want to play ball” now that they are dealing with the consequences of their own actions. Womp womp. Stfu.

Avi Lewis: The government of Canada just can't seem to summon the moral clarity and resolve to criticize both the government of Israel and take meaningful measures to intervene in an ongoing genocide and speak up against groups that are providing political cover for it.

Lewis: I found the PM's comments about the Iran war being "worth it" to be really disturbing, shocking as a Canadian. I want to know who the PM thinks it was worth it for. For thousands of civilians who were killed, for the 168 schoolgirls who were killed ... Who was it worth it for?

What the hot pocket sees from inside the microwave