Now, my spruce companions, is all ready, and all things neat?

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

Someone is going to be haunted by Macbeth for this.

Incredible. I kind of want to use this from now on. In my own life, I forgot the word for 'seahorse' and ended up calling them Horse Fish.

fish and chips, the native British dish invented by sephardic Jewish migrants in the 18th century using a vegetable no one on this island had encountered before the 16th

Why and how does personality emerge? Studying the evolution of individuality using thousands of fruit flies

Sex Positive Pronoun User... honestly, that kinda fits.

it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone

Wow. That is ridiculously high praise, indeed. ESPECIALLY coming from Jarrett.

ppl getting mad at this but I agree with her, I don't want her to ever have a curry or a kabab either, some people simply do not deserve good things

This seems like a good idea.

Hahaha, up over 26k now.

i don’t normally endorse block lists (i’m on some, weirdly lumped in with people i myself have blocked) but i don’t see how blocking all these accts with one button is bad. most importantly, DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THEM. they already own X so they wouldn’t be here if they weren’t trying to start shit.

I try to vote NDP, and get pissed off at them from the left (ESPECIALLY provincially), it often feels like the NDP is the 'we tried nothing and we're all out of ideas' party. Intellectually, I KNOW that's not true, but if they've only been asking 'what happened' since April... that's a problem.

Ant-Ifa (2025)

This is a great deal, and when you give some to your friends, make sure to tell them "I read this one in your voice, so you HAVE to have it."

"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad! www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

Whoa, did not realize how much Stephen King's kid grew up to look like him.

I know a lot of women who use Fight Club as a "Will I go on a second date with this dude?" test. It's not that they reject any guy who likes Fight Club. They just want to know if he thinks Tyler Durden is the hero. If the guy does, it's "Where's the closest exit?" time.

Make it make sense. [Cartoon by Adam Zyglis]

It's pretty rad to hear Jays chants at a Leafs game, and vice versa when the Leafs are in the playoffs. I do propose, though, that we chant for BOTH... AT THE SAME TIME. I know being super-Toronto isn't the usual for us, but dueling chants is pretty fun. LETS GO-BLUE JAYS. GO-LEAFS-GO!!

If you're a Blue Jay fan from BC making an obnoxious amount of noise at T-Mobile Park tonight, my heartiest of kudos and congratulations to you for being fucking awesome.

Mad Maxx fulfilling the prophecy @piripiripie.bsky.social

MY FRIENDS?? I WOULDN'T TRUST THOSE (LOVABLE) MANIACS!!

We should teach consent and relationship dynamics starting in kindergarten

For some fun, here's the Blue Jays closer hitting an RBI double off of tonight's starter for the Mariners.

Rime of the Ancient Mariner 2: This Time, It’s Personal

All the MLB teams are making similar posts on Twitter and the responses show just how much this message is needed, and how much further baseball needs to go to firmly cement into a lot of their fans' brains that queer people deserve to be welcome in their stadiums. ⚾🏳️‍🌈

I'm surprised I didn't see this from @askaubry.com because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!??

If someone expresses their desire, intention, or musing to leave the games industry the response should not be "Couldn't hack it, huh?" No one should need to "hack it".

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Increasingly we need candidates who'd be comfortable cutting a wrestling promo

2013: we should get young minority voters by doing reasonable center-right politics 2024: we get young minority voters through crypto, sports betting, delivery apps and boiling people’s brains

Maybe this is a dumb thought, I'm certainly capable of those, but how come there aren't any rechargeable TV remotes?

The government of Ontario used sports betting license fees to replace the cost of the annual plate renewal.

There’s a reason why it takes most people several attempts to break addiction. And for some it’s just going to be a cycle of addiction-recovery. Back and forth over time. But we would have way less addiction in a less harmful society. Where it wasn’t profitable to promote addictive behaviours.

No one cares about your prestige reading. Just read what you want. You don't have to finish a book you don't like. You're not hurting the book or the author's feelings Not every book has to be for edification. Read for fun for fucks sake

A pilot out in Nova Scotia seems to have had some fun yesterday. www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow

This Jays season has been an unexpected, wonderful #blessing. It would be nice not to get ritually humiliated in the ALCS, but I'm not going to act like it wasn't fun as hell if this is where it ends.

In accordance with Canadian law, all Mariners tweets will be posted in both English and French for the duration of this series. Go Mariners / Allez les marins.

And the fact that Canada is where it is should be a national fucking embarrassment.

Mhmmm... for the fucking circus! Wait... that might be worse.

if you cannot produce your own autism, store bought is fine

Canadians – If you have some time this long weekend, fill out this godawful government survey on AI, which itself seems to have been written by AI trained exclusively on buzzword-laden LinkedIn posts.

You almost never see the FRONT of the home run jacket.