Happy eight wonderful years of “Daphne & Celeste Save the World,” a daft-pop joy from nose to tail and a crucial global summit of Y2K powerpuff insolence and funny bedroom art prog. TYSM @maxtundra.com and Karen (Daphne) DiConcetto and Celeste Cruz for saving the world!!

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.

This is a great list of techniques for getting real information out of a Google search and avoiding AI slop and paid results. (One thing not included is that if you add "-ai" to a search, you block the AI summary) cardcatalogforlife.substack.com/p/google-has...

WHAT A SONG. WHAT A GLORIOUS AND MAGNIFICENT AND UTTERLY JOYOUS CACOPHONY THIS IS.

Gotta be this youtu.be/6nT1fBCcf4o

If we get Zuck to wear the glasses as they shut it down does he get trapped in there

Looking at the gleaming gnashers in that photograph suggests that Mr James knows a thing or two about computerised dentistry.

I don't want to ask the assistant a fucking question – why would I want to ask the fucking assistant a fucking question, I'm very obviously WhatsApping my fucking wife for fucks sake, when will this shit fucking END, get out of my fucking sight, sorry for swearing

Everyone skips The F***ed Jam on Quebec, right?

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

I will say it: I don't *love* that cafes can now be home to multiple people having work calls and Zooms while wearing noise cancelling headphones

This has to be the most demented article to be written about a certain Jewish-founded bakery chain - happy to see it’s getting a thorough trouncing online and off. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Would I ever? This is my absolute dream! If anyone knows any upcoming directors that need a soundtrack, get in touch.

What are we thinking, Sinners for best pic?

Best insult ever.

MORE COWBELL

Reminder that your Jewish friends are hurting and that you can check in on them without telling anyone.

Apparently there’s a cybertruck in Leeds Trinity shopping centre and someone has thrown eggs on it from the floor above. Well done Leeds.

Anyway, it would just be nice if some people at least opened themselves to the possibility that this is what “globalize the intifada” always meant to some of the people saying it and, no, Jews were not crazy to interpret it that way.

Around Europe and in America Jewish institutions are facing violence in the wake of Israel attacking Iran. This is just bog standard bigotry and antisemitism delivered by people who view Jews as an enemy to visit violence upon. And it’s quite bad.

Remembering the copious 2010s discussions of the mental health toll of being marginalized, in light of how Jews worldwide are just accepted targets and if we object it’s ‘well have you considered personally changing geopolitics?’

🎺 Trombone Champ Vinyl Soundtrack arrives on 1xLP, packed with gloriously goofy brass by Holy Wow, Max Tundra, and CV!. Pressed on Off-Key Orange and Blaring Blue vinyl with artwork by Iri Chen. Available now at the Materia Store, courtesy of iam8bit: materia.store/products/tro...

Well, if it’s 14 March, that can only mean... naturally: the ninth anniversary of one of the finest exchanges from The Old Place

I keep waiting for all the “anti-Zionists” on here to prove their “not antisemitic!” credentials by condemning incidents like this, but it never happens.

Understandable, but I stand by my view of Gaucho as 1980's opulent counterpart to Closer (Glamour Profession = Decades). Better than Aja, though? I mean, come ON...

Starter pack ideas: 🌿 coriander-likers 💿 preferrers of Gaucho to Aja 💃 "answer prancer" reference-getters 🤮 full-cream milk in tea 👨 people who think that fella with a tache in Rivals resembles Ted Maul 🚗 folks who are up for keying the words "TOO BIG" into the bodywork of all SUVs on my street

Defo a start! www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Has this ever happened to @maxtundra.com ?

Hot honey is this year’s salted caramel, where somebody has misread an ingredients list and made a thousand times as much of something as they intended, and must now dispose of it anywhere and everywhere.

Facebook memory of the woman on BBC's Rip Off Britain whose hot air balloon gift experience kept getting cancelled and whilst she got a full refund she was still annoyed because she no longer had happy associations with hot air balloons.

Well I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed Flying Lotus's BIG MAMA mini-LP.

I can't compete with this.

When composing/improvising music, the decisions you make should be informed by a long-term outlook. Rather than considering eg how playing a 7th chord on a piano might affect listeners now or this business quarter, perhaps integrate that decision into a 5- or 25-year-plan for where music should go.

Let's home Kwarteng is as wantonly reckless with bitcoin as he was as Chancellor. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Chris Cohen should make an album with 10cc and call it 11cc.

New fave internet radio station offshoremusicradio.com

Many of these smoked glass and off gold shopping palaces have already gone , and soon many more more will follow. People in future will think we only ever had the odd Victorian arcade and Gregg's

the album version of all the single ladies is called all the album ladies

These are too funny. I for one love a beige dinner, not ashamed.

you know I hate to side with a bank but I think these people have a potentially terminal case of "needing to get a grip"

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

Annoying iOS 26 bug whereby Bluetooth headphones connection cuts out when I waddle away from a wifi connection and phone connects to 4G/5G one, even if music itself is offline. Anyone else experiencing this?

Just spotted this UK first edition, if any MES fans have a spare £350!

Did you know, 52 years ago tonight, Terry Scott drove off the end of the Tees Transporter Bridge? 🧵

Anyone else just can’t shake this extremely corona-adjacent snotty/coughty/exhaustion bug, but still testing negative for Covid?

Spoken like an expert violator of all the norms of human morality and international law.