Happy to report I generated an utterly deranged amount of electricity today. #solar

No Cs allowed!!!

I do feel like a bit of an outlier, being someone who avoids plastering relentless non-consensual footage of my kids all over social media, but stories like this remind me that it's probably for the best. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Masterchef is just so much more pleasant without those two dismal roasters at the helm.

I love TripAdvisor. Utter insanity ‘Croquettes very hot I mean scorching hot roof of mouth, but Adam very smart. One question though I don’t like mint leaves anywhere near bottled water’ etc

When I tried to check in the desk attendant called me classist for wanting to book a room when some people have never had a room

Have just learned that most of the UK’s fried chicken shop signs are designed by the same man, Morris Casanova.

What happens when you add Kym Sims to Daft Punk? Here's what! I have always heard in my head the vocal line from Too Blind To See It every time I listen to the Homework album track Phoenix - so I decided to make my dreams come true and combine the two…

Rate my mashup: youtu.be/TGQq4H7JqZU

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

A fun bit to do if you and your friend are leaving somewhere is point to a random object and ask if they forgot it. “Is that your candle? “ “is that your plant?” “Is that your road sign?” Seconds and seconds of fun.

"When he comes home at night and I hear his key in the lock, I say to myself, 'Oh good! The party's about to begin.'" Anne Bancroft on husband Mel Brooks. #Happy100thMel xxx

This cool breeze is marriage material.

This is STUPENDOUS. Ask a question, a random stranger answers it, pretending to be AI. Or you can larp as AI - you get 75 seconds to respond. Beat Claude GPT at their own games! youraislopbores.me

The underscores album is divine. We are so spoiled in 2026!!

It took down a president because people in the institutions entrusted with upholding American democracy chose to take their constitutional responsibilities seriously. Which, yes, I guess does seem a bit crazy now.

I give that trend six more weeks.

Now that its hype cycle is on the wane, can we finally agree that salted caramel just isn't all that?

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Remember when all the buses had RAINHAM STEEL on them? What was that all about?

what a diptych

Ghanian poster for FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF (1986)

It tells you everything you need to know about Kemi Badneoch and Nigel Farage that as London schools, hospitals and transport networks all buckle under extreme record-breaking temperatures, they gather with fossil fuel lobbyists, climate deniers and the far-right to demand an end to Net Zero

In a surreal turn of events, one of my favorite musicians of all time, @maxtundra.com, has remixed a song by my band Gemma. It came out amazingly, and I felt compelled to create a music video for it (learning TouchDesigner along the way). Please check it out! youtu.be/SDCCwS_7S-E?...

The most “metal” photo you’ll see all day. (Pic credit: Nick Bull)

There's a case to be made that Whitesnake have made some of the worst records in history #totp

Anyone else getting this non-dismissible alert? Seems to be no option to confirm verification of an existing card.

This makes me even more hyped to see Obsession. youtu.be/rfjgSk4IB3Q

New Horse Lords is a peach, eh?

Is it me or are sad songs in major keys on average like 10 times more devastating than sad songs in minor keys?

Is this OK to eat?

“Hundreds of gentiles were lined up at the station, applauding and cheering, jubilant at the event: the last able-bodied Jewish man was leaving their town… Parents, children, young and old - celebrating our departure as if it was a soccer championship.” open.substack.com/pub/everyday...

An unhealthy outlier... ourworldindata.org/grapher/life...

Need this on the c2c!

Is Magnus Mills still a bus driver?

Damn, this is everyone from Sgt Pepper cover still alive

I cannot possibly be alone in “correcting” the bog roll orientation every time I see it the “mullet” way round.

He’s really doing it here, isn’t he? youtu.be/reUkuiJ86xo

For my birthday, please play loud my Charli XCX remix: bit.ly/charlimax

Lovely bit of #gearporn in Peeping Tom.

Every recipe should start with: "Wash the dishes that are already in the sink because you'll need some of those."

Preferring to drive a hybrid/electric vehicle to a diesel one.

Really wish you could choose your own artists to represent each genre on Apple Music, rather than the ones they’ve decided upon.

the four words every girl longs to hear

Here we go.

My biggest fear is that Farage has already overcome his biggest challenge, which was to get just enough of the electorate to set fire to their own money (Brexit): and that getting just enough of the electorate to embrace hatred, just enough to place him in power, will be easy by comparison.

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