Merry Xmas, all - don't forget to take DMT* today! ———— *Delight in Making Turkey

Tis the season.

No way is there a fish called “tang”.

It's just not cricket!

The fucking faces on this definitely-written-by-a-human cricket book for kids. Sweet dreams! www.amazon.co.uk/Unbelievable...

Forgot I invented brandy butter in porridge - fill your boots, season’s greeters!

Best of 2025 good, it turns out.

Today’s #Connections is a bit like this.

Purple reign! Connections Puzzle #912 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Have asked this before, but has anyone started receiving any monthly PRS streaming royalties? Not a sausage (apart from normal payment dates) for yours truly so far! www.prsformusic.com/press/2025/p...

If you've got any Bandcamp Friday bunce left over after copping the Los Thuthanaka album, consider my own wares! If you've enjoyed my music lately, supporting on Bandcamp genuinely helps me keep making it around the day job. Most albums are pay-what-you-want. I pray you want. maxtundra.bandcamp.com

This would appear to have taken place since Farage’s school days. Not really “playground banter” is it? www.theguardian.com/uk/1999/oct/...

I see someone’s taken up the hobby of music nerd fishing. It’d be funny if this was legit new Aphex and nobody heard it because nobody wanted to give £5 to a random Gumroad site

Walked past this the other day. When you scan it, you are directed to download something called “LDN 2025”. I suspect it’s fake, as haven’t seen any mention online, but you never know…

Saw this in the window of the local chazza earlier. What would you hope to find in there?

Long awaited!!

Wonder how she’s getting on.

Even Minecraft’s gone flag crazy! Seems even pixels grant no refuge from Engerlandification.

Moby Groyp #darkwebbands

Dick Laurent is dead expensive www.realtor.com/realestatean...

Really enjoyed the documentary Eddington.

‘Through the darkness of future past The magician longs to see One chants out between two worlds Fire walk with me‘

You never hear about the “Coldplay couple” these days.

It's crazy that the main function of cotton buds is the one thing you are explicitly told not to use them for.

You don't have to have a take.

Went to the Jerskin Fendrix show at Windmill Brixton.

“Epstein didn’t kill himself”

Guided by Boycie #onlyfoolsandhorsesbands @quantick.bsky.social

let me tell you this: margaret thatcher would not have stood by peter mandelson for being friends with jeffrey epstein! she would have befriended epstein *herself*, had home over to christmas dinner several times, and knighted him against official advice!

Looks a bit different since the Beatles’ day, not sure why they named an album after it tbh

A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqvN...

Looking forward to having a proper rave-up when the 3pm (UK time) government phone buzzer goes off today. If you're in a crowd at the time, please sample the ensuing cacophany and send it to me!

You never get “funky” covers of classical pieces any more, do you? More’s the pity. youtu.be/8aW9URHShCY

I've never seen a comma work so hard

Right then, time to do some Performative Male reading on the train.

Mastered by Guy at The Exchange was released 23 years ago today. Discuss.

Have any fellow “tableful of junk” musicians, by which I mean people who play solo gigs with a wide array of gewgaws such as synths, melodicas, mixers, toy guitars, electronic sound makers and other unclassifiable gadgets, toured the EU since Brexit, and what ludicrous hurdles have you surmounted?

Have any fellow “tableful of junk” musicians, by which I mean people who play solo gigs with a wide array of gewgaws such as synths, melodicas, mixers, toy guitars, electronic sound makers and other unclassifiable gadgets, toured the EU since Brexit, and what ludicrous hurdles have you surmounted?

Mad that they didn’t call the sequel Spinal Tap 11.

"Waterway to have a good time."

Just remembered this! #90s #cheeseman youtu.be/SBpP4agbYXk

Are ye deaf with the soup? www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHuF... [view externally cos it can't be embedded in Bsky for some reason - worth it though!!]

🎵 Fuck the pain away Worries for another day Fuck the pain away Down at Fraggle Rock 🎶

Is there a single white person that scolded others for not putting a black square on Instagram who’s still posting about Black Lives Matter? Haven’t seen a #BLM in the wild for a couple of years now - almost as if they never actually cared about systemic racism and were just being trendy all along!

Forgot I did this somewhat delirious remix for @0gs.bsky.social way back when - turns out it’s one of me best yet! kleenexgirlwonder.bandcamp.com/track/poor-t...

Dave looks like he’s had one too many Stellas here.

Damn, that Dijon album is good.

They should make it optional to have AI in everything.

One of Terence Stamp’s smaller roles was as a punchline in The Day Today. Here’s film researcher Robert Katz’s original paperwork for that sequence.

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