Sunday scaries? Solution: buy some new underwear and turn it into the Sunday hornies 😜

They were already saying that it wasn't a stable enough situation. Somehow Trump thought removing the leader but leaving the rest of the operation up and running would smooth things over.

historically accurate☑️

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The billionaire power grab is real. And it’s working.

Furthest I’ve been: N: þingvellír 🇮🇸 E: Rotorua 🇳🇿 W: Keflavík 🇮🇸 S: Balclutha 🇳🇿

imagine a better world

Not my house, but I know my way around

Not my house, but I know my way around.

This sums it up rather well.

Idea for a business: Chemist Bearhouse (I'm sure you can guess what it's like)

It’s Hogmanay! I wish for everyone who follows me to have a great last day of 2025, and an amazing 2026 whenever it comes! #hogmanay #newyearseve #happynewyear #happyhogmanay #instagay

via Middle East Monitor

me too, Marge. me too.

“Let them be kids” oh cool we’re completely banning gambling advertising then?

"YouGov founder Peter Kellner has concluded there is now an 8.1 million majority in favour of rejoining the EU." via @thelondoneconomic.bsky.social

YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING

wow, what a tuesday!

Self proclaimed “alpha males” are weaker than my passwords.

I’m just sad about this whole thing Particularly her pigheaded belligerence & acting like a bastion of neutrality & morality in this I’m still a fan. At least of her music if not her anymore. The two arent mutually exclusive But fuck she needs to pop her swollen head Hit Parade=weakest of her career

Best Sign from NO Kings

This is an astonishingly tone deaf position for the Prime Minister of Australia to take. In times when we should be pulling away and denouncing the fascist actions of the US government they’ve decided we should in fact strengthen those ties. Cozying up to Hitler Lite! Cool cool cool.

I’m an empath, so if you’re horny, I’ll be horny too. 🫶🏼

3 classic albums. No skips. Love songs. Liberation songs. Sensual songs. Fun songs. Black ass music. 51 is too young. D'Angelo can't be gone.

Thank Fuck Ch*rl** K*rk is nothing but a rotting corpse and I'll NEVER feel bad for saying it.

The MAGA movement is obsessed with circumcised dicks today? That explains Grindr crashing at their rallies.

“These motherfuckers are crazy” perfectly encapsulates how I feel anytime I see a headline these days 🙂‍↕️

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Dolly outlives him 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

“Mother continues to mother, more at 11”

Happy 90th birthday to Julie Andrews

first off, luigi is an innocent patsy but ryan just wants to rub cocks with whatever non italian fuckboy he puts on his casting crunch. I guess the BTK killer isn’t hot enough

🚨UPDATE: In response to the boycott that erupted over the weekend, Disney decided to update the cancellation process on their website, making it MORE DIFFICULT FOR THEIR SUBSCRIBERS TO STOP GIVING THEM MONEY. This underhanded strategy hasn’t retained customers as they hoped.

Wearing out the mirror in the new place 🪞😜

Three weeks of constant rain has just ended and of course I’m still bed 🙃 S̶u̶n̶n̶y̶ ̶w̶e̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ Slutty weather ✅

Are you wearing a jockstrap? No, that’s just my …

14 years ago today. Never forget.

🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #3 #Hottest100 #AusHottest100 #NowPlaying#Hottest100🕢 7:43 pm 🎵 Untouched 🧑‍🎤 The Veronicas 💿 Hook Me Up 🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music 📝 Lyrics

Oh yes this is a healthy democracy. Not at all the beginnings of a police state. No no.

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🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #48 #Hottest100 #AusHottest100 #NowPlaying#Hottest100🕒 3:06 pm 🎵 Riptide 🧑‍🎤 Vance Joy 💿 Dream Your Life Away 🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music 📝 Lyrics

🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #49 #Hottest100 #AusHottest100 #NowPlaying#Hottest100🕝 2:58 pm 🎵 It's Nice To Be Alive 🧑‍🎤 Ball Park Music 💿 Happiness And Surrounding Suburbs 🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music

🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #50 #Hottest100 #AusHottest100 #NowPlaying#Hottest100🕝 2:55 pm 🎵 Holy Grail 🧑‍🎤 Hunters & Collectors 💿 Cut 🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music 📝 Lyrics

🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #51 #Hottest100 #AusHottest100 #NowPlaying#Hottest100🕝 2:48 pm 🎵 Brother 🧑‍🎤 Matt Corby 💿 Into The Flame 🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music 📝 Lyrics

🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #53 #Hottest100 #AusHottest100 #NowPlaying#Hottest100🕝 2:36 pm 🎵 Better In Blak 🧑‍🎤 Thelma Plum 🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music 📝 Lyrics

🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #54 #Hottest100 #AusHottest100 #NowPlaying#Hottest100🕝 2:32 pm 🎵 I Touch Myself 🧑‍🎤 Divinyls 💿 diVINYLS 🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music 📝 Lyrics

🥁 Hottest 100 of Australian songs: #55 #Hottest100 #AusHottest100 #NowPlaying#Hottest100🕑 2:23 pm 🎵 My People 🧑‍🎤 The Presets 💿 Apocalypso 🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music 📝 Lyrics