Every tech company like "hey, you like our product, you're gonna love this: we chained you to a shitfaced Joe Rogan fan. Every time you use our product you get to interact with him as he babbles absolute fucking nonsense at you and distracts you from what you're doing. Isn't that awesome?"

If you see this, post a robot

New from @midimyers.com, a take we’re quite honestly sick of having to argue. www.mothership.blog/you-know-wha...

I bought Advent Rising the day it came out; it hard-crashed my Xbox about halfway through the intro/tutorial mission thing, every time I tried playing it, and this was before console games really downloaded patches so it was just unplayable for me. GameStop wouldn't even take the disc back.

We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO. USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+ NOT. A. DRILL. www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

🎶 That ain't working, that's the way you work it Draw your hand cannon on an RPV Ra, that ain't working, that's the way you do it Manna for nothin' and your mechs for free 🎶

Artists, quote with something silly

“John, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Cage! You know that new sound you’ve been looking for? Well listen to this!” (silence; ambient noises and hushed conversation)

Post a mage!

Can comfirm from MN, as can anyone who lives here, that not a THING has changed except little Bovino isnt peacocking around the streets anymore. And there hasn’t been a third high-profile murder of a white person yet. But the gestapo attacks haven’t stopped. At all! bsky.app/profile/jyse...

i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer computer was the only thing i liked

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

Abolish DHS. If you can imagine a world before Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, you can imagine a world without the Department of Homeland Security. My latest at @startribune.com. (gift link)

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb. Once upon a time, Europe was at war. Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/

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I keep seeing content labelled as "for the fifth edition of the world's greatest roleplaying game" and then it's clearly written by somebody with a *very* poor grasp of the Ars Magica rules.

So many times, the entire nature of what I'm working on has changed because of things I've discovered during the "tedious" work that they claim AI will save me from. It's in fact extremely common that I don't know what a thing really is until I start trying to do the hard stuff and then I find out

🧵 If any of you are responsible for this, here's some advice: This isn't how you honour creators. This is theft. And this isn't how you hone your creativity. This is theft. Learn how to impersonate people and do your roleplaying that way. Because this? IS THEFT. caibotlist.com?search=daisy... 1/4

For any Dimension 20 nerds out there, we WILL be bringing the dome to Capitol Hill if I win.

There's an old scam: you send out 100 letters, half say some stock will go up and half say it'll go down. For the half that end up being right, you do it again; after 5 times, you have a few people believing you can predict the market, and a bunch who know you can't.

Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.

10/10 take. No notes.

New awareness campaign

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

This sort of nonsense is what happens when rightwingers cultivate an atmosphere that allows people to dismiss matters of human rights and scientific fact as ‘opinions’. There’s a word for what you are when you disagree with reality. It’s spelled ‘wrong’.

You will suffer the curse of caw! Share if you care to spread the curse even further!  #fishcrow #art

Hey check it out! 11 days to launch. www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...

I'd argue that while they're correct that "sighty" isn't really a thing, both "touchy" and "feely" are absolutely words that exist, and thus the ordinary object is not intangible, it's either irritable or emotional.

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer

I'm not trying to be a dick. But they picked two fat republicans for a bunch of jokes when the young republicans said the worst shit imaginable. My fat ass is out there fighting for what's right. Stop equating fat with bad or less. Stop telling ME I'm one annoyance away from being your target.

AD(H)&D A cartoon I sketched out but never finished.

It Weighs You Down by me and @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social Read more cartoons! #PoliCartoon Help us make more! patreon.com/barry

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty proud of this one. Come hear me be an awful man!

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

Everyone should rewatch Farscape.

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

Steve Silberman is not here to shout it — so it’s up to all of us. Vaccines don’t cause autism. Neither does Tylenol. (I mean seriously WTF?!?!) The “epidemic” of autism is the result of increased testing, broader definitions, and raised awareness. LOUDER.

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*