A little piece of chicken in my life A little piece of broccoli by my side A little corn tortilla is all I need A little other thing is what I see

TECMO BOWL-ASS THROW, GREATEST THING

trump admin's whole deal is "great gatsby for us, grapes of wrath for you"

Where are you mentally?

The first 10 years of January have truly been exhausting

Civil War (2024) was both a bad movie and a dumb movie but there's like 3 scenes that still make it worth watching.

know i need to fix chapter 30 spend all day editing everything but chapter 30

My moral education came from Sesame Street, Jean Luc Picard, The Twilight Zone, and Jesus (but not church.)

Share a television show that raised you:

It’s ironic that they’re like “if we do ethnic cleansing we’ll have a high trust neighborly society” and then Minneapolis is literally doing high trust neighborly society and they’re like nooooo

FYI: I've been trapped in the same tiny room for 6 years working a 24/7/365 job. And before that I spent 3,700 hours a year locked in an 80+ cubicle room working six different jobs for the most insanely stupid B2B service provider in the world. This is Necessary Context to understand my posts.

the internet is fundamentally an exercise in building community on top of compromised infrastructure always has been always will be

Do you ever think about how much better your mental health would be if Bluesky was a social network about Bluey

if anyone is offering free or discounted emotional labor hmu also willing to trade 1:1 if you just wanna mutually vent about how awful everything is

Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"

retvrn to eatvng berrves in caves

watching the Pitt and i want a job where i have to fix all the bloopy things in the ER like really fast so they stop blooping when they're not supposed to bloop

Please, never be shy telling an author you loved their books. It’s seriously what gets us through.

damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors

Thank you for the invite but no, I don’t go outside anymore

me: i hate computers also me: *spends 3 hours fucking around with irrelevant settings on a second computer i only own for the sole purpose of fucking with irrelevant settings*

writing a book for people who like cyberpunk, video games, litrpgs, creepypasta, linux, and yet also hate computers

It's alive at www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/bots... ! If you're in the mood for a bittersweet fairy tale about our AI future, you're in the right place

look. in a past life i’ve been screamed at by proud boys & grand dragons & literally they’re all just pathetic, emotionally unregulated men who can’t handle the sound of Anaconda by Nicki Minaj

eating berries in a cave sounds so good right now actually

FYI: I've been trapped in the same tiny room for 6 years working a 24/7/365 job. And before that I spent 3,700 hours a year locked in an 80+ cubicle room working six different jobs for the most insanely stupid B2B service provider in the world. This is Necessary Context to understand my posts.

i put all my talent points in computer and now i dont like computer anymore

my life sucks but i have really cool monitor arms

At this stage I would rather support the woman doing Gavin Newsom’s social media for him for president

ya'll talking about gavin like there's ever going to be an election

oh god i'm a millennial how could this happen to me

caring too much gives you insomnia sometimes

depression or constipation? the eternal question

okay i finally pooped so no more sadposting for a day or two

why do i keep doing this? i'm not having a good time

BREAKING: Society

They hate us so much but we love each other more

every single telecom outage that people assume is a cyberattack always turns out to be failed Change Control we need an Internet Law at this point

my biggest strength as a writer is that i keep doing it despite having zero success AND hating everything i produce

A reminder that bringing shitty posts over from That Fascist Site to be performatively angry about them here is a choice you don't have to make! You can just leave them there! There is so much else to be legitimately angry about! You will not lack for content!

Patient: And then I threw up just like that girl on The Exorcist. Me: Hold on… *leaves the room, comes back with a crucifix*… you were saying?

you know nothing Jon ServiceNow

They should let Scott Adams' ex-wives continue Dilbert like it's the Dune books or whatever

largely dissatisfied with the "they gotta go inside the computer and do the thing" genre so far, i have, for thee years, been trying to write the definitive "gotta go inside the computer" narrative while also incorporating and interrogating all the real horrors tech is inflicting its fucking hard

i am the only person at my company with my job title

turns out it really *is* all slide decks, dashboards, and spreadsheets above a certain level sad

Just mixed up two movies from my childhood and now I’m dying to see What’s Eating Roger Rabbit

some good news in the midst of darkness: I am one day closer to death