i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer computer was the only thing i liked

Share your mood for the weekend. (hopefully)

every time i want to quit writing this dumbass book i'll randomly hear a song that made me want to write this dumbass book if that's not the devil in the wires i dunno what to say

shh gonna watch the grossly underpaid doctors save 50 people per episode

this novel should be a comic book but i would have to make friends with someone who can draw

every day i am more convinced that ChatGPT is how the brawndo ended up on the crops

every day i am more convinced that ChatGPT is how the brawndo ended up on the crops

i am only interested in content destroyers

I just really don't want to be on this planet anymore.

Liberals told me to vote for Kamala Harris or there would be war in the Middle East. Well, I voted for Kamala Harris – and now there's war in the Middle East.

really glad i got so good at being sad and mad all the time before it became important

this is the plot of my novel, but i added swashbucklers, sea serpents, and a couple witches to make it tolerable

start writing a book got even dumber when i decided it needed linux poems in it

the purpose of a system is what it does therefore the purpose of Netflix is recommending Bridgerton

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted 2.5% poison resistance

[3:12 am] brain: hey wake up let's think about everything me: what do you mean by everyth- brain: I SAID EVERYTHING

this is the man who taught me that bad stuff could be good

this is the dumbest possible version of the future and also probably hell

this wasn't the plot of my novel but now it suddenly is

liberating myself from Samsara by cancelling my streaming subscriptions while forgoing battle passes and raid boss respawns

Amateurs think about the Roman Empire. Pros think about the Bronze Age city states.

I am not really sure what direction The House at the Edge of Magic by Amy Sparkes is going to head but with a wizard name Flabberghast, a Troll Housekeeper, and a sword wielding spoon named Dr. Spoon this already 100% the reason I'll read middle grade books until Im 100 years old. #booksky 📚💙 📚🪐

tanking fascist incompetence by spamming Fuck You, Make Me on GCD via infinite rage

Post your favorite copaganda.

We should have never legitimized gambling or outsourced our thinking.

this is the dumbest possible version of the future and also probably hell

not me writing a whole ass book about video game streamers in a violent Age of Sail metaverse MMO to get over my fear of combat writing

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progressivism ultimately boils down to fighting for the right to be innocuously weird while the entire right-wing agenda is about being destructively weird

brilliant women will tell me every turn of their entire magnificent life and i'll just be like: "i fix computer good. please have some of my fries"

just watched 28 years later and uh that was kind of a lot

Life Hack: Pour milk into your humidifier for a milkier room atmosphere

i really just want this era to end so we can see what's worse in store for the next one

when someone says they're going to flood the zone with shit, believe them the first time

update: it is very over

We don't even manufacture Consent in america anymore.

the world's indispensable superpower is spending its friday night arguing over which brand of spicy autocomplete is allowed to commit panopticon genocide it is either very over or we're about to be so back

Love it when our nation’s defense contractors all spend their Friday nights subtweeting each other about killing everyone in the world

the longer it takes me to finish my novel the more its fake company names become real company names

TIL I have been a Forward Deployed Engineer for five years.

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

because americans like their pets more than they like themselves

this country was founded on "fuck you, make me" and people should be saying it constantly

life sucks but the pitt is on

BREAKING: company that doesn't make anything other than an API will pretend to fire 98% of its employees and ship all the work offshore until everything breaks because the old owner has a new grift

when i started writing this 📙 i didn't realize i would have to keep writing it until it was good no one warns you about that part

supernova brain: everything fucked because of phone

when i am president i will