the point of *everything* happening right now is to erase the upper middle class through inflation, because we dared to get ahead of the debt-slavery game during the 2013-2023 peak demand for skilled employees, demand that broke old barriers of race, class, gender, sexuality, etc

new guy just dropped: guy who has access to the most powerful plagiarism machines ever built yet still has nothing valuable to say

W/O downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

buying a pack of cigarettes to share with all the people who just started paying attention to hilarious IT failure cascades

i think this book i'm writing is about the funny things that happen when you build systems you don't understand and about the people who fix those systems, sometimes with thumb drives and other times with powder guns and magic swords

$7 constantly fixing the very sad Win95 machines the school district bought from the lowest bidder. pretty good for 15

There will be times when the struggle seems dumb as fuck. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the stupidity of everything. Remember this: Skeeting is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without images somedays. Random acts of posting are occurring constantly throughout the skyline.

I need to fix two problematic (boring, unfocused) chapters and I don't want to do it

Printer. The only technically correct answer is printer.

and this is exactly why China doesn't take us seriously

this ballroom shit proves this is the stupidest dystopia

funny how no complains about gentrification while the upper middle class is being erased by inflation, becoming too poor to gentrify anything

*slaps roof of WIP* this bad book can fit so many cloud infrastructure puns in it

can't wait to read infinite stories about how the press and the powerful need more layers of protection from the people whose lives they're ruining

wondering if its worth telling the eye doctor that my eyes start blurring after the 17th or 18th consecutive hour of staring at the screen

the DNC bots aren't real, they can't hurt you

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, HP, LotR, Marvel

rewriting a whole chapter just to make a terrible joke that pays off 24 chapters later

3 years into trying to write again:

cowboy beepboop

One of my favorite episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation

practically every day. sometimes two or three times

what if the big boats kissed in the strait

trying to write good has not led to me loving myself i will now try to be worse (which starts by using good instead of well)

Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor. "I can't afford a visual artist" So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them? Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.

egg bagel after the worst night of your life

stop injecting with ozwmpic and start injecting with Compound V

the token men keep selling new problems to spend tokens on no one could have predicted this

three years into writing a book and i'm not even sure it's book-shaped. been staring at this thing so long i keep forgetting what books look like and constantly have to pick up a book to remember what a book looks like from the inside

in a mirror, sadly

AI code is fragile human written code, also fragile cloud infrastructure, very fucking fragile the reason you don't pay for social apps? they're crap

Lose the M and ruin a book: Tie and Again (oh wait that's just fifty shades)

three years into writing a book and i'm not even sure it's book-shaped. been staring at this thing so long i keep forgetting what books look like and constantly have to pick up a book to remember what a book looks like from the inside

things have gotten so bad that my neighbor won't let her husband talk about politics in front of her horses

Flavor Flav is short for Flavorful Riboflavin

i still haven't found what i'm looking for (the jar of peanut butter i bought at aldi)

america isn't a nation its a wave function and this one's about to collapse

sorry about the sadposting, i accidentally made a playlist of sad 80s songs and its really good

i still haven't found what i'm looking for (the jar of peanut butter i bought at aldi)

every time i think the plot of my novel is too dumb, reality goes "hold my agentic blockchain cannabis device"

no worse feeling than being almost smart enough to write the book you're trying to write, but not quite

they're blockading the Takes of Hormuz

imagining asmongold having to make thirty macaroni necklaces before he's allowed to post another dumb take

to defeat math you need to think like a number

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

YouTubers should be forced into art gulags after their third strike of posting a "this sucks" video about <current media topic>

vacuumed my entire house top to bottom to play with my new dyson and i have never felt more accomplished

i think i like bsky so much because i love listening to people complain

i sure do like computers sometimes