can't tell if my attention span is shot or if everything i try to watch is just boring as shit

it's a thing right-wingers do, which is how we know for sure what these shooters are

just looked at my desk and said out loud: "there's a lot of computer on this desk. too much computer"

Everyone who's ever complained about GRRM, or any other writer, not finishing a book in a timely fashion should be forced to write one. (Not like at gunpoint though. Having a bastard sword over their neck would be much more appropriate.)

i think everyone who reads a novel should have to try and write a novel at some point. like. make it mandatory. because the hell is this.

PA was cloudy and cold and smelled of thin snow that failed to stick.

so what if tylenol did cause autism and that's why technology advanced ridiculously fast (for better and for worse) in the past 35 years?

they actually read the report backwards autism caused Tylenol

sure wish i could enjoy things

I think it’s telling that the cultural touch point for authoritarianism and fascism in the United States for so many white people are the fictional events of The Handmaid’s Tale and not the actual history of the United States.

Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way. by Ezra Klein

we need to just keep posting this everywhere it's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said it is somehow dumber than the injecting disinfectants thing

Technologically advance a band: The Whoami

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

trying a new strat where i just write stuff that is bad then try to turn it into a book that is good

America makes more sense when you realize a bunch of people are religious accelerationists that are not going to act even in their own self interest by protecting everyone because they think they are the chosen few eager for the end of the world.

the most likely cause of autism is ipad parenting i will not be taking further questions

i would really love to go back to when everything didn't suck but i was very very poor back then so unfortunately we are going to have to fix the future instead thank you for your attention to this matter

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

postwar Andor spinoff or riot

starting to get the weird feeling i was supposed to do something with my life other than fuck around with other people's computers and sadpost

So many bunnies in the dark, creepy, and uncanny! 🥀🐇🖤 I’m thinking Bunnicula, Donnie Darko, Monty Python, Lynch’s Rabbits, Peele’s Us, that scene in Fatal Attraction, and these book covers here… Scissor-like ears, unblinking eyes. Killer instincts from the bottom of the food chain.

god damn florence welch does not miss

[naked and stuck like a helium balloon against the Home Depot ceiling during The Rapture]

Everyone who's ever complained about GRRM, or any other writer, not finishing a book in a timely fashion should be forced to write one. (Not like at gunpoint though. Having a bastard sword over their neck would be much more appropriate.)

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

i keep thinking "they should make a drug to enhance neuroplasticity" and then realizing "they do and you're just too scared to take it"

"not now! can't you see i have doom to scroll?"

Technologically advance a band: Soundhydroponicgreenhouse

thank you pedantic nerds

What movie do you consider “perfect”?

She's a mess but I love her

well they can't kill all of us (they can actually)

all those books you read were training for this

kinda sus how we have to fight all the same social battles every generation while the rich just keep quietly racking up all the wealth

Nobody takes their whiskey neat anymore and that's sad

2. Do not give advice you haven't tried implementing yourself. Eat your own dog food. 3. Get feedback on your guide from your target audience before publication. 4. Incorporate that feedback. This is not an optional step.

There is a lot of demand for digital privacy and security advice out there right now and lots of people are giving advice and writing guides. I beg them to do a few things: 1. Be explicit about the threat model your advice is meant for.

And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

my politics is everyone sucks but they suck a lot worse

gonna need all the loadbearing trans skeeters to post every 10 minutes for the foreseeable future so the community knows you're safe aka keep doing what you usually do

mark zuckerberg you dumb bitch you look like someone brought a dollar store Beaker puppet to life and gave it a PacSun gift card

wtf is peacock lol

more cosmic horror; less national horror

these left/right political fights feel like a pointless distraction because the tech billionaires are going to kill 95-98% of us regardless they really are going to cover the surface of the earth with datacenters. there is no room for the rest of us in the world they strive to create

the history will continue until morale improves