For those of us who have suffered in the hellscape that is retail jobs, this new dark comedy audio drama will be very cathartic for you. Check out @store236pod.bsky.social when it premieres this Friday October 17th on all podcast platforms! spotify.link/Ao3mlBARuXb

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

All of these titles and descriptions are also on our website, shopvaluevault.net, but if you prefer the suspense of finding out advent calendar-style, we respect that too.

Episodes 3 and 4, coming veeerrrrrry soon.

Excited about our launch? Wanna experience it with a bunch of cast members screaming in the chat? Join us on 10/17 at 9PM EDT for our live YouTube premiere! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW_g...

It's a live chat drop party. 🤩 I'm so excited! I'm bouncing around and screeching like a corvid with a shiny object. Join us!

TWO DAYS!! TWOOOO!!!

This is pretty wild reading & if you like me are a gym enthusiast who knocks back a protein shake or 3 throughout the week & thought plant protein was better for your body than whey, probably important to read!

www.gofundme.com/f/ensure-jus... Hey guys, we're reopening this due to my renewal going through (yay!) and getting a 5K bill for it (boo). Thread incoming:

seriously for fucks sake cancel your spotify subscription

This is the thing we are MOST excited for this week!!! Is it Friday yet??? #audiodrama #podcast #audiofiction #podcasting #launch #premiere

ITS LAUNCH WEEK FOR VICARIOUS THERAPY FOR RETAIL WORKERS AAAAAA

FRIDAY, EVERYONE!!! OCTOBER 17TH IS 🎉THIS FRIDAY🎉

It's Launch Week, baby!

Soon™️ 💜

LAUNCH WEEK LAUNCH WEEK LAUNCH WEEK

These guys are terrified of the numbers that are going to turn out on Saturday, and that's all the more reason to put down your "wine mom protest" objections and join them.

CALL YOUR REPS ABOUT THIS. If youre in missouri, especially call about it, but if youre not in Missouri you should still call your own reps and explain how this is unacceptable and demand action! www.congress.gov/members/find...

I help run a discord for audio drama creators! If you make audio drama/fiction podcasts/radio theater/whatever the cool kids are calling it, you're welcome to join! (It doesn't have to be scripted audio fiction either, TTRPG pods I'd love to see ya too) discord.gg/Y4z3FdKG4Z

GOOOOD MORNING BLUESKY IT IS LAUNCH WEEK. We've got lots of fun stuff leading up to our premiere on Friday, including revealing the episode titles and descriptions for season one.

Hey. Pssst. Five days.

Part 17 in my weekly poster series of 2025 #art #punk

Anyone else have a Zune HD that got a little sticky with time and exposure to those gross silicone cases that always degrade? If you did, how did you unstick it?

Every time I record for @vvvpod.bsky.social, I feel so lucky to get to act these incredibly fun scripts with a wonderful crew ;u; What a fantastic show!

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Join me, @gejwatts.bsky.social and @hangingsloth.bsky.social as we chat with @hinaypod.bsky.social about Mythology and Folklore this coming Tuesday! 3PM EST or 8PM UK time! 🤩🐲

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty proud of this one. Come hear me be an awful man!

Last, and far from least, we have our Jude, the poor, overworked, not-quite-assistant manager stuck dealing with *gestures broadly*, who is brought to life beautifully by @heraherself.bsky.social

oooh you wanna audition for our pod so bad oooh (pls) #castingcall #voiceactors

We love our showrunner 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

@lindsayzana.bsky.social is everything I ever wanted Aubrey to be. I don’t play favorites with my characters, but Aubrey has a special place in my heart, and I couldn’t be happier with the way Lindsay’s brought her to life.

Aubrey, my queen, my fave, I'm so excited for you to meet her! 🦴

Working with @hadronkaleidoscope.bsky.social on Breathing Space was so great that I just had to cast him again. Y’all are going to love Ken, and it’s largely because Michael plays him so damn well.

@classypollux.bsky.social is an absolute champ who was willing to record at the most absurd hours, and we appreciate him endlessly. He’s an INCREDIBLE Oliver and an excellent human.

She’s the difficult customer whisperer, she’s everyone’s big sister, she just might steal your bones. She’s Aubrey, and she’s voiced by the incredible @lindsayzana.bsky.social!

I will never vote for Gavin Newsome. You either support trans people or you don't get my vote. It's really that simple.

someone call the etsy witches this is a fucking emergency

Today we bring you our Morgan, the associate voted most likely to send customers storming out of the store three years running, voiced by the wonderful @kirstywoolven.bsky.social!

So... this AD's my first foray into editing with Reaper and so far it's waaaaaaaaay different than Audition (I ain't payin' for that anymore). Tips? Tricks? Helpful hints?

It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.

Having a safety plan at the ready in case ICE decides to get stupid? ✅️ I can't control the actions of weirdos cosplaying government agents or using stolen valor like it's men's bathroom vending machine cologne, but... I can make podcasts, write, & make music. I can do these things, so I will. ✨️🖤

"Artists are people who say, 'I can't fix my country or my state or my city, or even my marriage. But by golly, I can make this square of canvas, or this eight-and-a-half-by-eleven piece of paper, or this lump of clay, or these twelve bars of music, exactly what they ought to be!" - Kurt Vonnegut