i am begging venues & bands to rediscover clipart

He’s SO GONE isn’t he? 👋

Sorry no posting or sharing, everyone. Clubbing. Stay safe. Free Palestine.

*Me looking at the #THFC in a year’s time* #COYS

Djed Spence cartoon World Cup compilation

DJED. SPENCE. Printing the apology forms for y’all as I type… #COYS And maybe soon #UsedToBeCOYS ☹️

Warming my cucumbers to 160 degrees and googling “diarrhea near me” as I salute the flag of my great nation

That goal was worth it just for this tbh

Oh NOW you bring on Rashford.

Everyone who’s tried to park the bus has failed in this competition. What does this tell you? Also - SO HELP ME GODS if Djed Spence just got injured there!!!!!!!!!

THERE’S the Jordan Pickford we know! 😐

#COYS !!!!!

Do we HAVE to do another half?

Incredible to think his tournament has somehow continued to improve since this

Quite funny how the Argentina team is basically a who’s who of Premier League hate figures. And then just to really ram the point home there’s Diego Simeone’s actual son

Pausa de Hidratación

Ok Bsky fam Who we rooting for if we don’t have a dog in this fight? As always - wish JUST MESSI could get the Cup and not the rest of that lot…

No worries Mbappé:

Three raises and a price increase! (You know who’s who…) #THFC #COYS

Pedro Porro vs France [🎥: @Mastrigt_]

#COYS !!! (Now somebody find the “Apology to Pedro Porro” form. Some of y’all got some writing to do)

What an exquisite kick in the teeth this is 😭 www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...

Cyclospora giving us Shat Summer

Ain’t no bread And I certainly don’t see any circuses. At least Carnegie and Rockefeller had the wits to think “oh heck… I should make some things for the people so they don’t come after me with pitch forks and Frankenstein rakes” Current gen don’t seem to have those survival instincts.

I know I’m late (traveling) But PEDRO PORRO?!?!

"Take a ride, go look at the fucking painting."

I don’t have a cat anymore. ☹️ But I do tell my Samoyed, Ruby, “You’re in charge” whenever I leave. Even if someone else is home.

Shoutout to everyone who gives their cat a little goodbye speech before leaving the house.

Oh? We're having the 'manly man' trash argument again? Got it. Posting one of the greatest men to every man.

Every time Fryda destroys my suspension of disbelief by being in all the games I try to play:

Sam Neill on tackling depression and imposter syndrome when you’re between jobs.

Again. My entire career. He just… skeets it out ❤️🍔🐙

An ACTOR'S actor. He showed up. What's the gig? You got it. Did the work. Just so happened he was in some of the most important films of his age. And he delivered. Every. Time.

Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.

An actor's actor who stumbled into stardom. Just did the work. Always. Each and every time.

Mary Morello and Sam Neil But not that motherfucker. Merciful god my ass... (sorry about the language. Here's a cute gif or something)

Vale Sam Neill. One third of the hottest throuple ever to grace the big screen, and one of the best of us down here in the Antipodes.

Honest to god crying right now...

"Verify your age"

I reiterate: Lich McConnell

…… Litch McConnell? Is this anything??