Hahahahaha! That second paragraph.

They should have called it the Peter Files

So, given that billionaires have been covering up their misdeeds for a long time, even before Panama etc... And own, or at least significantly influence (either themselves or via their 'friends') the media and the highest level of government (and royalty)...

The answer is yes. They’re booking their skiing holidays and lining up the chalet maids and bell boys as they burn economies to the ground while we wave flags at them forever. Our politics, economics and justice are a lie. AI might as well take over, it’s all just a massive hallucination anyway.

So that’s the Panama Papers and the Epstein Files proving that there’s a layer of financial, political and sexual wrongdoing perpetrated by the untrammelled rich, on a global scale, over many years Oh, and we know exactly who they are, what they did and when they did it And they’re still doing it

remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened

@jakeyapp.bsky.social This is what we need for your 'billionaires' question.

How is a day return into London from Huntingdon or Cambridge £60 on the train?! I thought those places were meant to be close!

After making a study of juvenile delinquency, the police department of Houston issued a leaflet containing 12 rules on "How to Raise a Juvenile Delinquent." They are: 1. Begin with infancy to give the child everything he wants. In this way he will grow up to believe the world owes him a living.

Someone just called England "Occupied East Wales" and that's what I'm calling it from now on.

End of January.

Starring: @jamiepetronis.bsky.social @athansmusic.bsky.social @ishanikanetkar.bsky.social @merlinthebard.bsky.social @joecliffthompson.bsky.social @davidault.co.uk @malevolent.ca @zotatopotato.bsky.social Derek Moreland Daniel Rawstorne Chase Greenlee

Is Anticrastination your kind of show? Here are the people I wrote this show for! Support us at bit.ly/anticrastina...! #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #comedy #podcast #indie

absolutely begging people to STOP. BUYING. DOORBELL. CAMERAS. your piddling little fears about "porch pirates" & strangers passing by on the street are being leveraged to build the last mile of a total surveillance panopticon

UK home secretary here. If you were reading this without prior knowledge of the UK political system, you'd have no idea which of the three principal parties vying for power she belonged to.

Does she know that the panopticon is now viewed primarily as dystopian?

Happy 20th birthday to @officialjodcast.bsky.social !

50% Funded in 1 Week! and Art as an Engine for Empathy! #Kickstarter update. Come be a part at bit.ly/anticrastina... ! #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #podcast #comedy #fictionpodcast

Out today! pod.link/1751964784

Living in the Scooby-Doo universe would be kind of crazy. Imagine living in a world where the *go to* response to an interpersonal conflict is “well now I’m going to create an elaborate scheme involving costumes, props, and sets based solely around the feelings of this one person.”

Presented without comment.

Watching Threads (1984) apropos of nothing.

Being able to make countless minor mistakes in my teenage years and early 20s and not have to worry about them following me around for decades. Being forgotten is one of the truly great privileges we have lost over the last couple of decades.

If you're in my circle of bullshit, remember I'm writing a @b3ta.com newsletter today & looking for your projects & titbits of news about older projects. Get in touch. If you're not in my circle, feel free to join it anyway. The door is open, use the mail form & tell me everything b3ta.com/mailus/

How did music happen for old people? Like…how did Ethel find out about the release of a new Beach Boys album, and then what did she do about it? ….go to a record store, I suppose… Have I been so radically modernized, I don’t remember things from an era I LIVED THROUGH?!

10 hours and no joke response. Broken Britain.

The Anticrastination #Kickstarter launches tomorrow! Not only can you help bring this #comedy #audiodrama to life (and get some fun rewards) but you'll get to hear a mini-episode made just for this event! Can't wait to share it with you all! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #podcast #fiction

Your admin Rob Manuel is taking Anon Opin Live for a spin. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026). Come argue your opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

Congratulations to @officialjodcast.bsky.social on 20 years of quality astronomy podcasting! They're seriously one of my favorite podcasts in general, and I'm so happy to see them back up and running. If you haven't already, please give them a listen!

Whamageddon, except it's "how many days can I get into 2026 without hearing the Shopify ad on a podcast"

That's it, you won't be closer to the Sun again this year. Darkness to follow! #perihelion...

That report you spent hours on. Few will even read it, fewer still will understand, and they will ignore the obvious conclusion unless it supports what they were going to do anyway.

Happy Perihelion Day! At 17:15 UTC today, Earth gets to be its closest to the Sun for the year.

January AGAIN?? we JUST did this

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." Name the film.

I'm in this!

Hey, I've got a small role in this, and if you help it get funded, maybe I get paid! (But don't let that stop you!)

Use Excel? Want to keep your accounts up to date for HMRC? Use the days between Christmas and NYE to get your books up to date. Why? Because you don't need to type the full date (incl year) as the cell will autofill for this year. That's two fewer number to type on each line. You're welcome.

Imagine it being easier to just pay the 8 billion dollars and it won't affect you in the slightest. Man what have we done lol

How I'm walking out of 2025.

David Ault plays the clueless yet well-meaning Uncle Lenard in Dominus! The first episode will premiere in 2026 on the Rusty Quill Network. Dominus deals with elements of folk religion, queer identity, Catholicism in the global south, and loss of faith. #horrorpodcast #audiodrama #rustyquill

Christmas Eve is traditionally a night when animals are granted the gift of speech. Want to know what people have been up to while you're out? Ask your pets. Don't want people to know what you've been doing, and with what? Get the treats ready.

Starring @michellicopter.bsky.social @sarahnightva.bsky.social 
Karin Heimdahl Mattias Rebo @davidault.co.uk @mostlymarknixon.bsky.social Janis Weston @jakebenson.bsky.social @jodaviesvoice.bsky.social

🧵 If any of you are responsible for this, here's some advice: This isn't how you honour creators. This is theft. And this isn't how you hone your creativity. This is theft. Learn how to impersonate people and do your roleplaying that way. Because this? IS THEFT. caibotlist.com?search=daisy... 1/4

Starring @jamiepetronis.bsky.social Athan Kelvin Melendez Kate White Marnie Warner @deadwestpod.bsky.social THE @joecliffthompson.bsky.social @woebegonepod.bsky.social @nichole.bsky.social @levrs23.bsky.social @givemeyourlemon.bsky.social @horrificnathan.com Natalie Light @davidault.co.uk

The audiobook I narrated, After the Bullet, is out now on Audible. It's a story of war, catastrophic injury, disappointment, hope and royalty: www.audible.co.uk/pd/After-the...

It's my birthday today. 52, blimey. IF YOU FANCY BUYING ME A BIRTHDAY PRESENT, you can join my patreon to pay for the time I put in daily to B3ta, Anon_Opin and Fesshole. Although not listed at top, if you fiddle with options you can make it as low as £1 a month. www.patreon.com/b3ta

As someone who grew up in Walsall, the Council's closing of the Leather Museum is deeply upsetting: c.org/CFNbFwF76P

gofund.me/55696a4d6 Those lovers of Glastonbury who might want to visit the most amazing Retreat Centre there - check this out and please donate if you can!