jfc the penguin is only 33 in Batman Returns

seasons greetings

It's Christmas Eve not Christmas Steve, do not sleep with a man tonight

ho ho ho

daughter is in the next room singing 12 days of Christmas over and over again in different accents

Why did you transition, wrong answers only I was actually supposed to be born a cis woman but at the wrong moment in pregnancy my mother ate a burrito that was too spicy and I came out trans

feel like I'm on the top of the world

spent all day snowboarding with my wife and my daughter. today was a really good day

Citizen, you have rejected your state mandated sex via an illegal procedure. Please submit your large gametes for inspection.

Me: If I close my eyes and let go of my material body I can hear the vibrations of the multiverse Doctor: Dana, that's tinnitus. You have hearing damage.

transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger

I'm pretty sure we're going to have to fuck some shit up, Steven.

I really love snow

Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

All women are goddesses born from sea foam except for those of us who were born from the mists of a dark forest

we are the granddaughters of the monsters you couldn't mash

maybe the real antifa is the girlfriends we found along the way

One of the few things I'm absolutely sure of is that there's nothing wrong with being trans. We're just a type of person. We deserve equality because all people deserve equality.

The news makes me think about this scene every single day.

One of my pet peeves is when people can’t pronounce “vs”. It’s Twinks “versUS” Dolls. “Twinks, Vers Dolls” is something different entirely that I’m not sure you’re ready for

I love my gay wife. I love our gay life.

taking Adderall on a Saturday like,

Mark Antony would be Thrilled

I burn bro. I pine lol. I perish af💀

Happy Trans Day of Visibility

half agp on my dad's side. half hsts on my mom's side.