When I were young, ma told me, “No good deed goes unpunished.” A-spent manys a decade prowlin’ on the parish by moonlight with a blackthorn shillelagh from the old country. Mistakin’ that epigram for a maxim. Supposed m’self a lawman.

parasites in my brain are always like: "you hit a sick clip jump offstage NOW"

TRUE!

they told me i had to stop building robot factories because i was "polluting the air" and "destroying the environment" okay call captain planet bitch

Hey sorry guys I need a minute before I can head out. Yeah my Vulkan shaders are processing

having played fighting games extensively for the better part of a decade, no. it isn't a metaphor. fighting games simply are a kind of lesbian sex.

So we can all agree that the fighting games are at least partially a metaphor for lesbian sex right?

Putting out a public call: I'm running a fundraiser for Trans Lifeline on August 10-16th We're planning a bunch of tournaments and I'm really hoping to find TOs for the following: Guilty Gear XX AC+R Guilty Gear Xrd Rev 2 Vampire Savior 1/2

“tgirls are all gonna start using motoko kusanagi pfps” yeah haha no way not mee. anyway here’s an unrelated image

sheer tights. hand on thigh. repost. you agree.

Reminder

damn melee falco is just the coolest character ever made huh

always hearing terrible news about that platner guy. at this point i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that he had an actual nazi tattoo on his chest. i bet everyone would immediately cease supporting him to avoid embarrassing themselves, if that happened

It's crazy how England always sings this after a world cup win, but everyone has their traditions I guess

Congratulations to miguel for winning GGAC+R #5 tonight! @elvenshadow.bsky.social @reisenkusogeinaba.bsky.social

Shoutouts to @kiumbra.blacksky.app for winning our Redemption Bracket tonight! Big thanks to @minthe.tns.gg @yoast.tns.gg for putting on a great event and to @klaige.bsky.social @samifish.bsky.social for the commentary!

Pet peeve of mine that people still say "super Saiyan" when it was just a TL error from the dubs Fansubbers correctly translated it as "thick and juicy" but now the general public has mandildo effected the whole thing

Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival! My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:

ぶちょ

Straight guy playing Rivals: I can't wait to see what hot new skin they're gonna give the ladies this time 🤤 Captain America for some reason:

hey shawty what that theythrussy do

My advice is don't curate and instead of actually picking a game to play you use a randomizer program and let fate steer you.

Jerk your worthless penis to the beat! Rhythm Heaven Groove releases on the Nintendo Switch family of systems tomorrow. Are you excited?

happy birthday Makoto, we all miss you

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

We all like to joke about July being "Gay Wrath Month" but it's actually Disability Pride Month, so have the Disability Pride Flag from VGAPride and my AST Premmia LX MS-DOS machine

Had a thought.

If you're running fgc locals or regionals you better start investing in old games. Get a few 70-80 dollar mini-PCs and start running +R and MBAACC lol

Rick: You get that EVO Singapore logo finished yet? Editor: Sure did boss, real fuckin racist just like you asked. Rick: what

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Batsu game combo theory #guiltygear

Greatest two hit combo ever recorded #guiltygear

threw a rock at charmy and he just dropped and now hes not moving fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck

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