are you a reboot asexual or a dinosaur (2000) asexual?

Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I actually been sleeping on this one tbh

This one generational for real

I'll never let anyone convince me, that this game isn't cool 😤

light reading

This is quite possibly my favourite tweet of all time:

Many of you

"What was the name of the corgi from Cowboy Bebop"

this is the best tumblr post, btw

An April Fool

⭐️‼️ATTENTION‼️⭐️ I’m hosting another big art collab!! It took some time to set everything up but it’s all fully setup now and ready🤍💙 ✨If interested fill out the form below for the server invite it’s 3 questions✨ We need all the people we can get, anyone is able to join‼️‼️

Ah yes, my favorite character from Mega Man Star Force- "Brother 3"

Congratulations, Star Force! #megaman

born to :3 react. forced to 👍 react. abolish all jobs.

screw this im playing a non-incest fighting game like melty blood

hell yeah

joey made me make a comic

Wait fuck what if it WAS Mr Rogers in a blood stained sweater

I think that now Tekken has reached a state where people are considerably unhappy, it’s time to bring back the stages from Tekken 4. I want ceilings, support beams in the middle of stages, and stairs. People don’t like the game so what’s stopping them from just doing whatever!

logging off for a hot minute mental health in the gutter

gran

pretty anime boy: this is it.. this is the final battle! lotus juice track in the background: they think im he-man, shit man, i don't know man, whatever man, james bond shit double zero seven i got the master plan

Many people are saying that America has the strongest pylons. Sometimes you hear the lying press say we must construct additional pylons. But just recently a big guy, one of those tough zealots came to me with tears in his eyes. And he said, "Sir, I want to tell you that you built the best pylons."

Stealing this phrase from a friend; "you don't love a YouTuber, you love their editor"

Youtubers if they didn't have trans women editing for them

Tabasa

ANCIENT MONGOLIAN HUNTER: We can make use of our eagles to track foxes. That way we can use their pelts for clothing. WHITEBOY IN BASKETBALL SHORTS: its honestly not that cold out tbh I barely feel it

I fucking love ling xiaoyu

HRT is magic

I deleted the thread on emotional crash outs because I can say it more succinctly like this: Check on your emotionally reserved friends. A lot of us don't express distress openly and many people mistake that for invulnerability or hypercompetence. I find that especially true among trans people.

the mere glimpse of a marvel rivals character would kill a 2016 Poster much like an original 4loko would treat a peasant from ancient china

[WELCOME TO THE TROPICS] You can't be going to the tropics in a full body undersuit without being drowned in sweat literally 2 seconds after stepping foot outside #Pokemon30 #PokemonWindsWaves #FreshlyIronedArt

They should make a TV show that's just more of Better Call Saul. Only it's not more seasons of Better Call Saul because the story was the correct length, and it's not rewatching Better Call Saul because it's new content, and it's not a spinoff, but it's still somehow more of Better Call Saul. Yknow?

She be GITing on my HUB til I actually find the download link on the damn web page

ssh is an obscure but widely-deployed command. It stands for Secure Snake Home and was made in the 90s to securely play snake online I made a massively multiplayer backend for it with support for thousands of concurrent snake players ssh snakes.run to join!

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

every trans girl is fighting a secret fight that you can solve by giving her 20 thousand dollars

The problem with the state of modern gaming is that we peaked with the release of LittleBigPlanet and we've been chasing that high ever since.

Hey y’all, today is Day 3 of Alexalchemy’s Charity Thing VIII where there will be more brackets coming your way as we raise more money towards our current $2,000 milesstone atm with brackets like Inuyasha, Dino Rex, Capcom Fighting Evolution and more. Here is the full schedule for Day 3 vvvvvv

Thinking about this video again

surely now that the nvidia drivers seem to be working i can get tekken 8 working right

surely today i’ll get my nvidia drivers working on debian

they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed