Time once again for the weekly Friday tradition of SMZ3 telling me im not too good for RNG to kick me square in the junk. Randomizer, yapping, and vibes. Come on through. twitch.tv/Klaige

Bet

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Nice to see this site functioning long enough for me to let everyone know it's back to the Bloodlines Grind. Practice and attempts for the ever elusive 28:3x. twitch.tv/Klaige

Fuck allllllllllll the way off.

They are so, SO desperate for people to resub. PLEASE don't resub your Nitro everyone. Props if you aren't already subbed, props if you were subbed and you unsub right now. NOTHING changes unless a company FEARS for their bottom line. Feel free to use Discord still, but don't give them a penny. 💖

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

Back on the Grind this week. We'll see how long it takes to finally put the Morris Expert Any% run in the dirt. Streams start ~19:00 CST over at Twitch.tv/Klaige

First day of solid attempts got us a clean run to the blade room, which was very unexpected. Not much going beyond that, but for day 1, that's more that acceptable work. Back to the grind next week, thanks to y'all who dropped by for 2.0 debut week. It honestly went fantastic. 💙

Bloodlines practice and probably some scuffed attempts, we'll see how things look on day 2 of derust. twitch.tv/Klaige

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

"Strawberry Daydream" was painted using gouache in my sketchbook. 🐈‍⬛️🍓 Prints: www.the-inner-observer.com #gouache #blackcat #painting

Hard to complain about that day of de-rust, likely just gonna get into attempts after more practice tomorrow. Definitely don't expect much in terms of results until I really get locked back in, but was a solid confidence boost to hit all the hard stuff and have the muscle memory workin.

Time to work on some unfinished business. Castlevania Bloodlines: John Morris Expert Mode Any% de-rust. End goal = 28:3x twitch.tv/Klaige

When me and the potoo homie really like how that rando seed be lookin. (I kinda fuckin love my new model)

When me and the potoo homie really like how that rando seed be lookin. (I kinda fuckin love my new model)

Time for the first SMZ3 with the new model. Gonna introduce Kludgetuber to the world of being cursed by RNG in two games at once. Should be a banger time. twitch.tv/Klaige

When I see how many different people show up to watch me actually puppet my OC, from so many different communities and friend groups, at least for a little bit I'm like "You know dumbass, you've made a pretty ok life of it so far".

Thank you to everyone who came out for the 2.0 (Or now that the secrets out, Klaige 1.0) Debut. 💙 I'm so happy with how this turned out, it really captures him perfectly, and it's pretty wild to see my OC actually in motion after all these years. Back tomorrow for SMZ3

IT'S SHOWTIME. 2.0 MODEL DEBUT. NO IM NOT NERVOUS AT ALL WHY DO YOU ASK?!?! twitch.tv/Klaige

Less than 3 Hours away! 2.0 Debut stream starts at 18:00 CST!

26. Streamer. She still has no idea what she's doing. #sockstober #drawtober #gobtober

This was my first Evo. I can tell you without question that the video does not remotely do the noise levels justice. That room shook like an earthquake, and there were maybe 500 of us in there. Absolutely a once in a lifetime crowd reaction.

King’s Field II [1995] From Software - PlayStation #ps1

Tomorrow at 18:00 CST, it's finally time to unveil Kalika2.0!!! Nervous but excited to share this next chapter in streaming with y'all! I also have this fancy new schedule template that was designed by the homie @drewface.bsky.social (He's incredible!) See you tomorrow!!

It's crazy to think that amid all the planets encircling all those stars, we probably live on the only one that has penguins or a lemonade that kills you

I should be plugging the debut of Kali2.0 considering it's all of 36 hours away, but it frankly didn't feel right doing self advertisement when the world is in it's current state. It's hard to feel like this matters when one dementia addled evil shitbag is a hairs breath from starting nuclear war.

fuck donald trump for so many reasons incl FUCK donald trump for being able to make everyone alive think about him whenever he wants. he's a rat with a cocaine lever that drips the biggest narcissistic supply in world history straight into his sick brain whenever he wants. he cannot help but mash it

"Why don't Americans..." they do. There's brave acts happening out of sight everyday. Why don't YOU support them when they get arrested or provide material cover for them?

3 Days Away From 2.0. No I'm not nervous and have 5 billion things to do to get ready why do you ask?

ALMOST FORGOT TO POST THIS TODAY

Always a good day when i get to be a doofus on the mic with my brother @samifish.bsky.social and talk about +R Once I get through this 2.0 debut and get caught up on some video work I need to get the rust off Anji.

Live at the top of the hour! (18:00 EST) Roll through!

Easter Buni :3

My brother in christ if we tried to use more than one internet source or a wikipedia page as a reference we got chewed out when I was in school. Now you wanna force kids to use the literal lying machine that only exists in a bubble that is currently in the middle of popping as we speak.

🎨: iti_takatuki_1 #MeloDiaArt

AINT NO FUCKIN WAY Every ad for this bullshit has been "Grandpa Tony used copilot to save his business" or "We expanded our company too quickly but this thing pretends to be us in other countries"

I have a few that fit here, namely 8, 10, 12, and 23

went to the museum and met the mf who reflects phys

what being alive in 2026 is like

eupha 🧿

Tonight is the final SMZ3 run for Kalika model 1.0 for the forseeable future, so im sure it'll be EXTRA CURSED! twitch.tv/Klaige

RT if $3000 would literally change your life