Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

they call it “the epstein ballroom”

How many underage girls can fit in The Epstein Ballroom? (Keep in mind you also need to leave room for greasy weird looking billionaires and their AI Jerkoff robots. )

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

I will repost this forever.

As a non-American & aside from the general depravity, the move towards a fascist theocracy, the overall incompetence ignorance, the graft and theft, the serial lying, and the distilled grotesqueness - i have to say that the unplanned destruction of the White House is somehow profoundly shocking.

I am completely awestruck by the ease with which Mike Johnson lies on a daily basis. I'll never understand how such a transparently fraudulent "man of faith" can live with themselves. Life is too short to be that phony.

Hell yeah

Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that. No phones, no staff, nothing. I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!

well i guess now i’m a jennifer welch fan

concerning

I saw this, laughed, changed screens and now I can't find it again or I would credit it fully: Someone described Kid Rock, who was apparently attempting to opine on something tonight, as being "the human equivalent of an above-ground pool." Perfect.

UPDATE: Judge Perry issued an opinion explaining why she blocked the Texas National Guard deployment in Chicago. She begins with Alexander Hamilton’s rejection of a “preposterous” idea that the Constitution lets a President deploy a State’s militia to a different State for political retribution. 🧵

omg

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET. Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!

The White House Antifa Roundtable is one of the best displays I’ve seen of this-is-how-bad-it’s-gotten — just a sewer of open fascism, dementia, morons and freaks, and incoherent rage.

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

Well don't I feel stupid

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Dutch late night TV has its take

What the actual fuck did I just listen to…. Murder the homeless?!??! The 1st guy wants to lock up the homeless which was outrageous. Then Kilmeade endorsed fucking MURDERING the homeless.

Free speech is fully underway folks www.nbcwashington.com/news/nationa...

Pro tip to Laura Loomer who deleted this: The Internet is written in indelible ink.

No notes

Whoever first coined “Bongo and Kash,” take a bow

For decades everyone on the list argued they only knew Epstein in a professional capacity while all the notes to him are "I sure love being pedophiles together with you, my friend Jeffrey Epstein"

basically trump’s “If I Did It”

this is the most useful short-form video i've ever seen www.youtube.com/shorts/aALT9...

As others have suggested, it would be a real shame if a NYC crowd started chanting "EPSTEIN! EPSTEIN" when players are changing sides.

This is an actual exchange from a VP who took an oath to defend the constitution and, as a citizen, is expected to abide by the law. May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.

WARNER: Do you accept the fact that 1 million Americans died from covid? RFK Jr: I don't know how many died W: You're the secretary of health and human services. You don't have any idea how many Americans died from covid? RFK Jr: I don't think anybody knows that W: How can you be that ignorant?

Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him

Allez Felix!!

Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats. Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.

“Ok so if you guys could now remove your clothes Pete, Steve, and I are going fuck these donuts.”

Omg, JD Vance getting heckled by people yelling ‘COUCH F*CKER’ as he visits Union Station to survey Trump’s militarization of D.C.

This is astonishingly pathetic. “Then he pat me on the head and said I was also a very good boy”

Just to hammer this in: I don't know of an example in US history of comparable *in-person humiliation* for a US president. And of course for the country. Trump will soon realize how visibly he was "owned." In view of the whole world.

Q for those w experience in politics or diplomacy: Is there *any* other example of a US prez, on US soil, letting a foreign leader control the mic for a very long time, in his own language, w/o consecutive translation, before letting US prez say anything all? I don't know of any. Humiliating.

I tried to make this bigger bc it’s so good 🤣

How about a "I need a hero" edit?

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

"Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened." – Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945

"They're in need of you needing to feel like a man" That's a fuckin' lyric. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGH...