Don't drag me into this. I'm just running a small business here. You offer me a heart, I give you an unspecified amount of power. It's all above board. Also, no animal hearts! I run on quality here.

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Earth, Wind, & Shire

I guess that explains why Vine is coming back...

What is this blasphemous abomination?! Ok, maybe... maybe, just a bite. For Science.

2025 summed up in a gif

I SHALL EAT THIS BABY AND BECOME DONKEY CHRIST!

I have a ton of hoodies, but I have never worn the hood up. I scrunch the hood around my neck to keep it warm, though. I have now wasted ten seconds of your life. I am sorry.

ChatGPT is like Duolingo. You think you're learning, but you're not. You're not learning concepts, your memorizing prompts.

I need to come up with a really hot take that I can post with a picture of Norman Rockwell's 'Freedom of Speech' painting. Norman Rockwell's 'Freedom of Speech' painting posts are so hot right now.

Post your favorite "The Lord Of The Rings" character... wrong answers only.

Happy Thanksgiving.

"Cranberries taste like cherries that hate you." -John Oliver

Thank you, Etsy Witches!

I don't trust anyone. If I like what they're saying, I trust them even less.

My favorite thing about the red/blue pill meme, is that it was written by two trans-women.

How about: *Stop deporting immigrant construction workers (& all others) *Repeal all the tariffs, like the ones that are raising the cost of building materials *End Single-family zoning rules *Maybe regulate your precious capitalism so rich people don't gorge themselves on other peoples misfortunes?

Schrödinger's Child

No, that is the correct one.

I'm sorry, are we talking about the same woman? This parasite made MILLIONS through insider trading. She fought AGAINST the anti-insider trading STOCK act. She doesn't care about politics, she's just there for the money. How about we elect someone who has ethics next time?

Oh look! A government competent enough to seize a drug vessel without killing everyone onboard! Reminder: Dealing drugs, although generally frowned upon, is not a crime punishable by death.

So uh... what's the plan if he dies?

The country is a mess. Now would be a really great time to find out I'm actually just a figment of someone's imagination. I'm way to whimsical to be a real person.

Wikipedia is reliable because it's PEER REVIEWED. Anyone can create, & update articles, but it needs review before being published. Wiki gives references, lists change histories, has user comments, and more. You can even download it, if you have the space. Wikipedia is a treasure, donate if you can.

Here's how this works: The President is doing whatever he wants, because no one is stopping him. Who can stop him? Congress can, but they won't. They are EQUALLY to blame for anything he does. The real question is: How do you hold Congress accountable? Why do we lack a mechanism for this?

Repost with the same actor as a hero and a villain (Themed Version)

I'll add one to the list: The Adventures of Mark Twain [1985] Side note: It's still one of my favorites.

There have been so many hard pills to swallow this year that I've entirely lost my gag reflex.

Don't worry. In a few years, only rich white land-owners will be able to vote. The rest of us serfs will be too busy working the only jobs left... minimum wage jobs that leave us too exhausted to fight after our shifts.

I feel this meme needs updating. NEEOOOOOOO WAKE UP FROM LIVING IN A CAVE WATCHING AI SLOP YOU'RE HUMAN AD-REVENUE NEO YOU'LL NEVER GET A GOOD STABLE JOB COME TO MY IMPROVE COMEDY SLAM / D&D GROUP / ESCAPE ROOM SEX CLUB / SYMPOSIUM ON TACO SALAD ETIQUETTE / LETS MOVE TO THE UK AND GET HEALTHCARE

To be fair, we could have elected a stuffed animal and we'd be a million times better off. Biden didn't make the country better, he kept it from getting worse. The Orange Cheeto, on the other hand, makes it worse as a daily challenge.

Every episode of @neildegrassetyson.com's Star Talk that I listen to seems to be 'Special Edition'. They can't be ALL 'Special Edition'! I mean, it's improbable that I just *happen* to only catch the 'Special Edition' episodes, right?

"...but who's going to hold all my cats?"

Is no one else the tiniest bit concerned that someone just bought themselves their own private army? No one? Just me?

WHERE ARE THE BITCHES, CARL? YOU PROMISED THERE WOULD BE GIRLS HERE AND THERE ARE NONE!

With a president like this, who needs terrorists?

When a company pays you minimum wage, what they mean is, if they could pay you less, they would. They would suck the very life out of you to make their profits just a little bit higher.

Me, writing about a horrific thing I noticed in my timeline, only to be distracted by another, equally horrific thing that pops up as I'm writing the first thing:

Holy fucking shit. Astrophysicists have calculated the burn from Mamdani to be at about 861°F - just slightly hotter than the surface of Venus.

Lies. THIS is the Gelfling supervisor.

Surprise! This is where your healthcare went!

Do you win some sort of prize for getting the first tissue out of a box without tearing it to shreds? If so, I have never, ever won it.

Whoever decided to use the amazing technology that displays the song and artist title in the car radio console, to instead show ads, should be demoted to assistant mail clerk for a business that solely uses email to communicate.

I will repost this forever.

That's fine. We built a whole country on a cursed Native American burial ground, and nothing bad has happened so far. Unrelated: I've been in a coma for the last 248 years. Did I miss anything important?

The biggest lie video games have perpetuated is that you can still operate at full capacity at 2% health. At 75%, I need a couple of Ibuprofen and a nap.

American shadows are 60% more likely to be obese than European shadows.

Also RFK jr:

Three to one odds the entire group turn into murder hobos by the end of the campaign.